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kiiika · 17 hours
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kiiika · 17 hours
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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kiiika · 2 days
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True crime podcast but you realize as you're listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo
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kiiika · 4 days
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kiiika · 5 days
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they should start doing themed airports, you can't make airports any stranger so why not make them themed, like a haunted house themed airport, or a pirates cove airport
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kiiika · 5 days
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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kiiika · 8 days
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an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result
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kiiika · 8 days
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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kiiika · 10 days
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i be like “communication is key” and stay silent for 3 days
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kiiika · 11 days
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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
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kiiika · 13 days
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I can't do that post that's like "why did you start following prev" bc I truly do not remember why I started following any of you guys. It's probably just because we were brothers in a past life
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kiiika · 13 days
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Isn't House problematic??
i live in one so i hope not
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kiiika · 13 days
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thesaurus.com save me
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kiiika · 16 days
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he is in preschool do you love him
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kiiika · 18 days
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what day is it
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kiiika · 20 days
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He is half of my soul, as the poets say✨🌿
Im sharing a few more pieces of art I haven’t shared here from earlier this year, but if you wanna see more of my stuff you can find me on
IG: @lilustrate
And twitter @lilustrate_
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kiiika · 20 days
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Via @danacea at Bluesky.
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