kennyisscrewy
Es Tut Mir Leid
Emma, 24, she/her. wlw currently in a whirlwind sexuality crisis, no longer sleepy just reallllyyyy tired, chaotic horny,and has chronic Heart Eyes for my Friends disease. Current things I'm ranting in the tags about: Succession, Band of Brothers, and WWDITS pending…Here thar be crackheaded rarepair shipping’ afoot. AO3: gottapenny Oh! And SUPPORT EASY ALLIES ON PATREON!
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just got jumped by Misha Collins in Girl Interrupted so yeah I need some time
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"... and after Dick Grayson comes Jason Todd. But then he gets killed by the Joker, except irl there was a survey in which fans got to decide if he lived or died. Guess which option won? So, after fans killed Jason Todd, Robin was passed to Tim Drake... "
#dc more like deez nuts#this post is like looking in a very painful mirror…like hahah I do that.vine gif
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*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...
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It was in the latest premo (121) around the 45:30ish minute mark! And I’m mistaken; Nick let’s out an AUDIBLE aww 🥹✨
Hello! For your enrichment: I ADORED how endeared Nick was by Aiden’s childhood game, like watching it back he was holding in an “awww!” so hard bro, even while the others were trying to make fun of him, you could tell Nick was touched 🥹
I'm a fake fan so I need you to tell me where/when this is from so I can devour it and then jump off the fucking roof. Nick being soft is SOOOOOooooo 🫠
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cannot stress enough if you have chest hair how important it is to unbutton your shirt enough to show it off
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if this website shuts down you can find me in the ordinary joys in life such as drinking a cup of coffee in the morning or watching a sunset or perhaps smelling a flower
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Kieran Culkin as Wallace Wells
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD (2010)
#fully believe my desire to grow up to be this character is what made me gay tbh…#and the animorph poster from me to him is like..one image apart#idk what our final form is though…maybe the cunty blonde from fothou?
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a great moment
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Saw 1 and Saw 2 everything is the same except they take place here
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"Sharks don't have hands," Web tells him, in a tone that is somehow both condescending and giddy. One he only ever adopts with his young students, who actually care about all the inane fun facts he has stored away in that big head of his; and everybody else in his life, when he forgets that they're not actually his students, and he's not actually in school. Which happens far more often than Web is willing to admit.
It takes all of Lieb's strength not to roll his eyes and say something snarky in response-- and even then he fails, miserably. Not that Web minds, grinning mischievously at Lieb's muttered; "Yeah, like I don't already know that?" All the other man ever did was bounce back from Lieb's sarcasm with double the amount of enthusiasm, like maybe Lieb's sharp edges made him happy, somehow. Like he knew something about Lieb that even Lieb himself didn't know and was endlessly amused by it.
The idea is so idiotic to Joe, it cycles back to being endearing.
Anyway. Sharks don't have hands. So they can't really touch and investigate things like other animals can with their antennas, whiskers, or hands. Which, according to Web, is a downright tragedy, since sharks are so naturally curious and so terribly blind. Therefore, in order to circumvent these downright mediocre evolutionary mistakes, they use the only body parts chock-full of nerve endings available to them. The tips of their snouts. And their teeth. "That's why they bite so many things," Web gestures with his fingers then, a sort of chomping motion with his index and thumb. "Little test bites."
"Maybe that's why you bite so many things," Lieb says, to distract himself from saying what he actually wants to say, which is you're so adorable, shut up and let me kiss you. He pinches Web's arm, an imitation of his shark gesture, just to be annoying. Not too hard, though from Web's scandalized reaction you'd think Lieb'd managed to draw blood.
"No," Web huffs, literally smacking Lieb on the wrist in admonishment. Then a few more times. Just to be annoying. "No, no. Sharks bite things because they're curious. I bite things because I like them."
He wiggles his eyebrows at Lieb, then, clumsy and so stupid looking, it has Lieb snorting out a mocking laugh in turn, though it certainly doesn't stop the crawling heat he feels inching its way down from his cheeks to the wine-dark love bites he knows still litter the months-old surgery scars on his chest.
Rolling his eyes, Lieb paws at Web's neck, shaking the other man gently, affectionately, until Web finally gets the memo and lies down, slotting himself into the cradle of Lieb's body with a small, tired sigh.
"Alright, professor," Lieb says, reaching over to shut the lamp off and cocoon them both in darkness. "Go the fuck to sleep."
"Yeah, yeah," Web huffs. Then momentarily, gently, sinks his teeth into the ball of Lieb's shoulder. Just a little nip. "Whatever."
#incredibly earnest yet in character Webgott feat. trans Lieb and dorky Web?? oh we’re SOOOOOO back!!!#when the brothers…band
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