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Idrk what this is. Some how became a mainly pla hc account. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The Ingo to @ruvonix’s Emmet :<
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i am Keira, god of the four horse men
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pla hc no.25
(holy shit is my brain wack af)
Lady Sneasler, as already known(prompt no.1), fucking hates Melli. The issue with this is that whenever Ingo needs to go to a warden meeting, Sneasler comes with.(tf they gonna do? tell her no?) She just stands, looming over Ingo and glaring at Melli until he either shuts tf up or starts sweating. She enjoys his fear immensely.
Melli has complained to Irida, Adaman, and EVEN THE DAMNED GALAXY BRAT. About Ingo. About Nobel Lady Sneasler. He is absolutely certain their plotting his murder.
Akari, Rei, and Irida laugh at him.
Adaman Ignores him.
INGO NOW HAS A FUCKING ZOROARK(no.5) SHIT HE’S ABT TO FUCKING DIE-
Shenanigans ensue.
#pla headcanon#pokemon legends arceus#warden ingo#pla akari#clan leader adaman#lady sneasler#pla rei#clan leader irida#warden melli
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Kisame 🦈
fuck your zodiac sign, whos your favorite Akatsuki member
#acceptable and valid answers#Only unvalid opinion is Kabuto#even pedomaru is more valid than that bitch#(can you tell i hate him yet?)
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fuck your zodiac sign, whos your favorite Akatsuki member
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pla PROMPT B
Rei is lost.
He had started in the Obsidian Fieldlands, now it seemed like he was in the Mirelands…
OH THATS THE DIAMOND BASE THANK FUCK!!!
Soo turns out he made it all the fucking way to the diamond clan settlement-
He sees Adaman.
An Adaman who is surrounded by pokemon Rei knows aren’t his.(see hc no.24)
WHERE THE FUCK DID ADAMAN GET SEVEN(7) ZORUA????
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pla PROMPT A
Akari gets a roomba
Akari tapes a knife to the roomba
Akari puts a rotom in the roomba to keep it from A)Dying, and B)Getting stuck (If it gets stuck, the rotom just fucking levitates and moves on.)
Akari sets the roomba loose in jubilife.
Akari named it terminator, btw
do with this prompt what you will : )
#pokemon legends arceus#pla prompt#Pokemon writing prompt#pla akari#roomba#pla akari gets a roomba#she names it Terminator#pokemon legends prompt
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tfw your bored af so you get into cosplay and then 20 min later your sitting in bed, corset on, dressed as the fae
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pla hc no.24
Adaman manages to get verrrryyyy famous.(to pokemon)
Like, Elesa in modern Unova famous.
How?
He gets fucking swarmed by zorua.
They look at this absolute bbg malewife(can you guess my ingame crush?) of a man, and go ‘yea thats mom.’
They view Adaman as a Zoroark, specifically the pack leader.
Why?
Adaman kinda turned his house into a pokemon sanctuary(hc no.12) and the Zorua smelled food(specifically Pecha Berries)
They came in and saw a bunch of ‘mon, asked what was goin on, and how did the they respond?
“we’re waiting for mom to give us food”
anygays Adaman comes in with food, sees like 9 extra bodies, is abt to go get more food before he realizes, ‘oh shit those are zorua,’ still gets them food and has a mild crisis.
The zorua follow him everywhere, they love akari, rei, sabi, and ingo and they are mildly terrified of Gaeric and calaba.
#pokemon legends arceus#warden ingo#pla headcanon#pla akari#clan leader adaman#pla rei#warden gaeric#warden calaba#hisiuan zorua
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@ruvonix, as an Emmet, I need to know if you come with joltiks or if we need to locate a flock
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aight bet, you will now be @‘d in the most random train and pokemon posts, Emmet
I need someone to be the Emmet to my Ingo
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the boop function is fucking annoying and amazing, just like Tumblr as a whole
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pla hc no.23
Rei and Akari have teamed up against Volo.
Not for the final battle, or any actual fights.
For Pranks.
Volo gets back to his rented, ratty ass flat/cabin in Jubilife and gets a fucking bucket of Dazzling Honey and Crunchy Salt on him.
He lets out a manly yell(thats what he says but Akari’s video says otherwise) and rushes of to go wash the shit off.
He opens his bathroom door only to get doused in stardust. Rei got a recording of it, and immediately sends it to both Akari and Ingo.
That is the start of the, later named by historians, Hisuian Guild Wars.
#pokemon legends arceus#warden ingo#pla headcanon#pla akari#pla rei#pla volo#holy shit that video goes on ingos chatter#and all hell breaks loose#Cynthia is having a crisis
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yeah that abt sums up tumblr
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
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Stfg if Emmet isnt in the new pokemon legends im committing war crimes(its fine im gay) on nintendo.
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pla hc no.22
Emmet missed Ingo.
Emmet remembered his most recent post on Chatter(See No.17)
Ingo looked verrrryyy annoyed.
Ingo talked about time gods being, and he quotes, “Little ass bitches,” and Arceus being “A WHORE ASS LOSER THAT CANT TAKE A FUCKING INSULT!!!”
Emmet knows Champion Cynthia.
Champion Cynthia likes history.
Ingo, technically, is living history.
Emmet will ask Cynthia to let him meet Dialga.
Emmet will fight dialga for the right to go back to his brother.
Emmet makes good plans.
Emmet narrowed his eyes and sent an email.
Elesa received an email. From Emmet.
“Dont 👀 4 me, im goimg 2 sinnoh, be bacl in like 3ish monyhs”
Elesa took a minute to figure out what the fuck Emmet had sent, before she went catatonic, debating committing homocide.
Emmet smiled and left, not at all realising how pissed Elesa was.
within a month, he was in hisui looking for Ingo.
and he found him, as he always does.
He found him being scolded.
by a child.
Emmet laughed at Ingo’s misfortune, and then prepared to fight god to bring back Ingo.
#pokemon legends arceus#warden ingo#pla headcanon#pla akari#subway boss emmet#gym leader elesa#champion cynthia
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live action Cat in the Hat :/
reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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