I just hiccuped and it echoed at work. 🤦♀️
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When you can't pick just one of the same photo. 😅
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As of late it feels like I don't really have anyone in my life. 😶
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I woke up feeling like myself today. So, it’s been a rough morning.
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there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit
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Worked on some legos tonight. 🙃
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i wish i was pretty and thin.
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Love is for life, not just for Valentine’s day… But it is also very much for Valentine’s day which is both mandatory and not very far away!
So get your love confirmation rectangles sorted today!
Fortunately, we have just dropped a whole new raunchy range of retro and vintage style Valentine’s day cards to our Etsy shop.
Disarmingly cute, old school artwork and funny, flirty and f*cking outrageous captions.
Great Valentine gifts for long suffering loved ones, available to buy online now!
Shop the whole collection here, direct links below:
PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR TOP
CAUGHT FELINES
BUTT STUFF?
THE BEST HUSBAND I’VE GOT
SIT ON MY FACE
FINGERING
I AM GAY FOR YOU
DOOM SCROLLING
YOU’LL DO!
PUCKER UP BUCKAROO
I AM A DOG
SHOW US YOUR TITS
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please obsess over me, please get jealous over me, please get possessive of me, please remind me that im yours and only yours, please please please please please
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Whos down to call it and just get married. No drama straight you and me vs the world, kill all others.
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I’ve never had anyone ask me to be their valentine 💔
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