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Ahri: When I first met you, I thought you were such a badass.
Evelynn: Bitch, I know.
Evelynn: And when I first met you, I thought you were annoying. And weird.
Ahri:
Ahri: And...?
Evelynn: And you are.
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K/DA's Motto to Life
Kai'Sa: The strongest comeback is after the setback.
Akali: Smile and remind yourself that it's okay to not be okay.
Ahri: Don't be a basic bitch.
Evelynn: Smoking isn't like killing. You can at least stop smoking.
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No beta energy, but F for poor Kai'Sa and Ahri
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Akali: Hey guys, uh, I'm thinking about getting a bike from this magazine.
Evelynn: Oooooh, damn, girl. A Ducati? Yamaha? Honda?
Akali: No, but I want this one... *points*
Kai'Sa: ...a bicycle? With trainee wheels?
Akali: I WANT TO RIDE SPORT BIKES. WE START FROM STEP 1. THIS IS STEP 1.
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Kai'Sa: Uh, why are you having soup with a fork...?
Ahri: Because.
Kai'Sa: ...were you dropped as a child?
Ahri: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.
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Evelynn: Shit, I'm hungry
Evelynn, opening up the fridge: OH DAMN, KAI'SA
Kai'Sa: Hm?
Evelynn: I didn't know you bought us a pie
Kai'Sa: I didn't though?
Evelynn, pulls out a photo of Akali from the fridge: A cutie pie
Kai'Sa: You actually are the most revolting person ever.
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Ah ha ha... unless? Jk... unless???
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Akali: Eve, you up?
Evelynn: Always, for you ;)
Akali: Awesome, cool
Akali: It's 8 AM, can you check your island's turnip prices? I need to offload mine for a profit.
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Ahri: Hey all. Quick survey, everyone here knows that aluminum in the microwave equals fire, right?
Akali: Mhmm
Evelynn: Duh
Kai'Sa: Water is wet and the sky is blue, what else is new?
Ahri: Cool cool cool cool, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt
Ahri: TOTALLY unrelated, but we might need a new microwave.
Akali:
Kai'Sa:
Evelynn: ...You made Pop-Tarts again, didn't you?
Ahri: Yup
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Akali: WHAAAAAAAT THEEEEEE HEEEEECK
Evelynn: [bursting through the door] You good, girl?
Akali: Tell me
Akali: Who the FUCK invited Pietro to my island, because I sure as hell didn't
Ahri: [shouting from her room] Birds of a feather flock together, you clown.
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Akali: [gets hit by a flying, blue shell on lap 3/3, on the final straight, getting knocked to 2nd place]
Akali, fighting back tears, whispering: can we get a "F" in chat, bois
Kai'Sa, placing 1st: Get dunked on, you're garb-
Evelynn:
Kai'Sa: I mean, you'll win the next one.
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When the ramyun calls, it calls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Degen hours require degenerate memes.
It’s art in my eyes because I lack talent and memes are my forte. Photoshop isn’t. :c
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