𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

❛ all the sudden i got a random burst of energy, and i think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shut down. ❜ ❛ i’m not superstitious… but i am a little stitious. ❜ ❛ when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response. ❜ ❛ not trying to brag or anything, but i can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so… ❜ ❛ i came out here to attack people and i’m honestly having such a good time right now. ❜ ❛ fool me once, i’m gonna kill you. ❜ ❛ i feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on. ❛ died and came back as a cowboy, i call that reintarnation. ❜ ❛ you can’t wake up if you never got to sleep. ❜ ❛ you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'are we about to kiss?’ ❜ ❛ you seem familiar, have i threatened you before? ❜ ❛ some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make. ❜ ❛ if i can’t cause tiny bits of chaos every day, i think my body will shut down. ❜ ❛ theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids. ❜ ❛ i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under. ❜ ❛ maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. but i hope not, because i can’t spend friendship on new clothes. ❜ ❛ okay stop asking me if i’m straight, gay, bi, whatever. i identify as a fucking threat. ❜ ❛ i’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on. ❜ ❛ what doesn’t kill me should run, because now i’m fucking pissed. ❜ ❛ my life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like. ❜ ❛ i’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal’ like, you don’t know that. neither do i. i have never died even once. nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. ❜ ❛ if you can’t beat them, dress better than them. ❜ ❛ 'person of interest’ is almost too flattering. ❜ ❛ drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs. ❜ ❛ physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll. ❜ ❛ you’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens but i made a mistake. ❜ ❛ my expectations were low but holy fuck. ❜ ❛ well, well, well… if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that i fucked up bad. ❜ ❛ dear friend, your gift this year… is me. that’s right, another year of friendship. your membership has been renewed. ❜ ❛ i’ve come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck. ❜ ❛ i have met some of the most insufferable people. but they also met me. ❜ ❛ new year, same me. because i’m perfect. ❜ ❛ just because i’m too short to reach the lowest self in the cabinet doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch out for your kneecaps. ❜ ❛ forgive me father, for i have sinny-sin-sinned. ❜ ❛ so apparently the 'bad vibes’ i’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress. ❜ ❛ with great power comes great need to take a nap. wake me up later. ❜ ❛ behold, the field in which i grow my fucks! lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren! ❜ ❛ sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way. ❜ ❛ i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying. ❜ ❛ schrödinger’s cat is overrated. if you wanna see something that’s ❛ both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day. ❜

What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had?

[ Pfft-- ] By a man dinner before you lead with that. Maybe ask what my favourite colour is first. Damn--

An influx of fl00fy NedDen

ik: je spreekt de gh op het einde van Van Gogh uit

halve wereldbevolking: 

I just think Vincent should be colour blind—

miffy

Jensen Ackles | Dallas Convention, January 30, 2022 [x]  

❝ i thought i was strong, you know? made of steel. ❞ // not sure if you're still doing this?

THE BOYS SENTENCE STARTERS / accepting 

"Still chewing on that, are you?" The dutchman fixated on the smoke burning off the cigarette; maybe if he stared hard enough he'd find a proper response for Sadik, however, no such luck as he only burned their time. A frown pulled down as his shoulders rose in a shrug. A twist in his posture gave the elder of the two a quick read before searching for the right words. “Nee-- you’re not and never were made of steel.” mph-- features twisted in thought; taking the bite out with a friendly tap to the other man's shoulder. “But why don’t you tell me what you’re made up of now? I could throw a few guesses up in the air if you can’t say. I think you may like my choice of fillings.” Huffed out short lasting chuckle. 

— I’m finally in Amsterdam and the amount of miffy temptations 🌟🌟🌟

Jensen Ackles | SXSW 2022 (March 12)

Yo, I want to commission a portrait. It's your lucky day, really, I'm a very good model.

"I wouldn't-- I wouldn't call it lucky. That's a very immodest and bold way of wording your effect on people.” A bladed string of words attempted to humble the ego, breaking the door frame squeezing in; still huge as ever. “Lets say you made my day oh so beguiling, a compromise.” Vincent darted his attention to Gilbert before falling back on the pigment mixing before him. Absent-mindedly adding a pinch of white to the process. Influenced by the sudden pale complexion. Gestures him to come in; not leaving his work station. “What was it??”

❝ you really think i wouldn’t notice? ❞

THE BOYS SENTENCE STARTERS / accepting 

“Is that why you’ve been watching me all day -- I’ve certainly noticed that.” Wave, wave. Off goes whatever stench of prying words Longwei carried over. Eyes rolled hard and paired up with an amused grin; finding the elder mans’ presence keeping him on his toes, but not without the appeal two long term business friends built up. “Do you want snert? It makes everything better. Whatever you think is happening can always be solved with good food.”

Jensen Ackles (and Chace Crawford) | Voughtland, SXSW 2022 [x]

kak

Kak to you too. [ Under his breath ] what the fuck?

the boys (season 1) starters

❝ since when did ‘hopeful’ and ‘naive’ become the same thing? ❞   ❝ since when have you ever trusted anybody? ❞   ❝ you don’t have the fight. you never have. ❞   ❝ we do crazy shit when we got broken hearts. ❞   ❝ we’re a team now. we’ll help each other out. ❞   ❝ i know that you’re powerful. i get it. your powers are no joke. ❞   ❝ thank you for an extremely weird conversation. ❞ ❝ vengeance isn’t a path to glory. ❞   ❝ i see you. i know you’re watching me. ❞   ❝ you have no idea what i’ve been through. ❞       ❝ i’ve loved you since the first time that we met. ❞   ❝ this is why it never went anywhere with us. you can’t have two alphas. ❞   ❝ what have you got to lose that you haven’t already lost? ❞   ❝ i thought i was strong, you know? made of steel. ❞   ❝ do you think i’m a fucking idiot? ❞   ❝ we’re in trouble. we’re in a lot of trouble. ❞   ❝ just when you think this shit can’t get any more horrible… ❞   ❝ will you stop calling me that? ❞   ❝ why work so hard if you don’t have somebody to go home and sleep next to at night? ❞   ❝ you don’t trust me. i’m shocked and saddened by that. ❞   ❝ you’re not the hero of this story. ❞   ❝ the people we care about…i say cut them loose. for your good and for theirs. ❞   ❝ i was thinking that maybe we could order in and catch up. just me and you. ❞   ❝ my dad always said: ‘surround yourself with people smarter than you’. ❞   ❝ every instinct is screaming at you to head for the hills, and you should listen to that instinct. ❞ ❝ i kind of feel for you. ❞   ❝ i’ve been thinking about you a lot lately. ❞   ❝ there’s no secrets here. spit it out. ❞   ❝ if i’m being honest…i’m a little suspicious of you. ❞   ❝ i’m gonna take care of this, but until i do, i got to get you somewhere safe. ❞   ❝ look, i love you. you know i do. ❞   ❝ you can’t get in your head about that. ❞   ❝ i know what it’s like to want to go home. ❞   ❝ you are literally the nicest person in the city. ❞   ❝ i can do anything i set my mind to. ❞   ❝ you’re not a bad person. just a scared one. ❞   ❝ you’re being paranoid. ❞   ❝ i don’t think i can do this anymore. ❞   ❝ don’t say i never do anything for you. ❞   ❝ i know you’re trying your damnedest to be tough…but the truth is, you’re terrified. ❞ ❝ we’re both in a shitload of trouble. ❞   ❝ what are you grinning at? ❞   ❝ where have you been? it’s been days. ❞   ❝ next time, at least have a few cards up your sleeve. ❞   ❝ it’s safe. you’re gonna be fine. ❞   ❝ you said this time would be different. ❞   ❝ that’s ‘cause you’re an old, lonely fucker. ❞   ❝ where was your first kiss? ❞ ❝ it must be hard, feeling so alone. ❞       ❝ you’re not the only one whose life was ruined. ❞   ❝ the only thing i hate more than blubbering people are boring speeches. ❞   ❝ you really think i wouldn’t notice? ❞   ❝ a miracle. you are a miracle. ❞   ❝ the smirks, the jokes…it’s all a defense mechanism. ❞   ❝ you really stood for something. but now… ❞   ❝ i really think it’s awesome. the real you. ❞   ❝ is that a threat or a promise? ❞   ❝ i know what it’s like to lose someone. ❞   ❝ we’re the same, you and i. hard outside, soft inside. ❞   ❝ your concern for me is very sweet. ❞   ❝ you’re kind of a mystery to me. ❞   ❝ will you keep your voice down? ❞   ❝ what the fuck were you thinking, coming here? ❞   ❝ you are a selfish, arrogant child. ❞   ❝ let’s be clear. i don’t know you, and i don’t want to. ❞   ❝ i’m fucking terrified. and you should be, too. ❞   ❝ i’m out of your life. you never left mine. ❞   ❝ it’s just…this place isn’t what i remember. ❞   ❝ you’re like the mold on my laundry room tiles. you scrape it off, comes right back. ❞ ❝ where’s your sense of adventure? ❞   ❝ love is just another lie. ❞   ❝ you owe me. you owe me, goddamn it. ❞   ❝ you were the only thing. you were the only thing i could count on. ❞   ❝ y…you’re a murderer. ❞   ❝ i didn’t want to come here, but i need your help. ❞   ❝ you taught me a thing or two about broken promises. ❞   ❝ it is a whole new world now. ❞   ❝ you okay? you break any bones? ❞   ❝ from now on, no more secrets. promise me. ❞   ❝ yeah. looked like you had it all under control. ❞   ❝ i am the last person you need to save. ❞ ❝ i started giving pieces of myself away and…i guess i gave away everything. ❞   ❝ you’re ‘in over your head fucked’, and you know it. ❞   ❝ you do not need to hide things from me. ❞   ❝ just remember who your friends and who your enemies are. ❞      ❝ fuck you. now get out of my house. ❞ ❝ well? say something. ❞   ❝ you can thank me for saving you sometime later. ❞   ❝ now’s not the time to be strong and silent. ❞   ❝ i came to save you. ❞   ❝ i’m just saying it could be worse. ❞   ❝ you’re gonna make me blush here. ❞      ❝ this is never gonna stop. it’s just gonna be more blood and awfulness. ❞       ❝ did i mention this is life or death? ❞   ❝ i see people for who they really are. i see you, too. ❞   ❝ surprised to run into you here. ❞ ❝ you never cared about me. i was just useful to you. ❞       ❝ i don’t know who the fuck i’m supposed to be. ❞   ❝ i’m really sorry. i’m sorry about everything. ❞   ❝ you promised to behave. ❞  

Me: *sees gloves*

Dutch part of my brain: Handshoes.

Me: Yeah.

Me: WAIT

Slips his pin board here B))) ( NSFW warning )