I wonder if alcohol has been responsible for more deaths or conceptions since its discovery.
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Is the word "ski" in russian... "skiski"?
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fan fome de Nogue
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This.
Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.
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I had to watch this again.
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If you are religious, you have to assume other religions are wrong. But if they’re wrong, that means it’s possible for a man to create something so complex in its details that it can trick a billion people into believing it to be true. How do you know you’re not one of them.
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What doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger, it leaves you crippled for life.
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Me gustaría saber cómo chucha no me había dado cuenta
If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question
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Who have I become…?
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Sí...
Los padres no saben lo mucho que duele decirle a sus hijos que no sirven para nada.
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Entonces mi novia es hombre? Ah weno :3
'Una mujer no dice malas palabras, no habla doble sentido y siempre anda peinada" HOLA, ME ACABO DE ENTERAR DE QUE SOY HOMBRE, ADIÓS.
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Métanse las "selfies" por la raja :D
metanselos por la raja
por Puklin
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x'D ay
On the production crew of “Friends” there had to be at least one who was very unsociable, but content to be so. This person would think to themselves, “I’m just here to work. I’m not here to make friends.” However, that is exactly what they were there for.
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Y dime… ¿Tu sabes lo que es tener que soportar cada día el ardor y la picazón en los brazos? ¿tener que soportar un buso manga larga mientras mueres de calor solo para que no vean lo que escondes? ¿tener que sonreír estando destrozada por dentro? ¿tener que soportar las burlas, las criticas de todos y hasta de tu familia? ¿Verte al espejo y sentirte tan asquerosamente decepcionada del reflejo? No! No sabes lo que es, así que no te atrevas a juzgarme…
(via the-rinconsuicida-blog)
Yo si se lo que es, y es un asco…
(via mylonelyandsadparadise)
Sé lo que es o/
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¿Cuantas veces te has visto al espejo con lagrimas en los ojos?
(via jannys-vilches-xcx)
Lo suficiente…
(via soy-una-suicida-loca-alguien-mas)
Todos los días.
(via ohstylesfuckme)
Todos los putos días.
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