captain in the math

Was there something you wanted to share?

Mary, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Thomas: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Thomas: Here you go.

Mary:

Thomas:

Captain: Why am I here?

pat butcher stimboard! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

BBC Ghosts | 5x03: Pineapple Day + bonus:

*Brady Bunches your BBC Ghosts*

I've been making these and reading them with the character's voices for the last 30 minutes.

edit : You guys have no idea how heartwarming your reblogs are, seriously I had no clue that this shitpost would be so well received 😭love y'all, take care 👻🏠

new favourite line delivery ever

Robin (Ghosts) fans be like.

He lived. He served cunt. He got shot by a child. He died. He served cunt again

is thomas aware that alison doesn't need to divorce mike to marry him once she's dead? i mean by definition it is impossible to marry once you're dead, but being dead is a pretty solid way to end a marriage. he seems very concerned with the legality of this all

rewatching fools and seeing how overwhelmed and honestly horrified thomas is at alison returning his feelings, i can't help but feel that this moment was such a missed opportunity for character growth. this could have been a great jumping off point for making thomas realising he isn't actually in love with alison which would round off his arc nicely and could lead to a stronger platonic relationship between him and alison which would have been fun. it honestly baffles me a bit that this didnt happen because thomas no longer being into alison would change nothing about series 5 except a couple jokes and also could have improved the thomas and obi b-plot in episode 6. in conclusion, im going to have write a fic aren't i?