kanvasal
I am Comedy
19, she/they maybe - I have opinions. They are my own. I often express them. I will not tell you how to think or that you should agree with me. If you disagree, please feel free to discuss or disengage. I like to have conversations, and always try to be open to change - Oh also I like Ultrakill, drg, coding
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that is how my friend looks at me whenever I go "yeah I've heard that's a common autism thing"
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Why do the americans get up so early
#this implies the average person doesn't wake up at 6 am#prev? they don't??#like i wake up at 8 at the earliest#who wakes up at 6???#enjoy not having sun bozo#< prev#what the fuck are yall on i get up at six#< another prev#... I get up at 10am earliest#normally closer to midday#although the time that most responsible adults get up here is 7am#try hards get up at 6am to go to gym or their morning jog#but if I did that then I would need to go to bed at 11pm rather than 4am
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LET'S SETTLE THI- Oh hang on. Hang on, Machine, um.
It's 8 PM I need to take my testosterone.
Sorry I'll just be a second. Uh wait here, alright?
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i personally enjoy the idea of v1 and v2 having vastly different tastes if they were to have access to shit like fashion and. the internet. v1 enjoys bright colors and clothes and peppy music while v2 enjoys "edgier" things
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I've seen this a couple times, and it confuses me. Aren't the majority of the people on that side all like 50+?
As an actual argument against the proposal, do they think the only fucking point in life is work? Money makes the world go round, don't get confused and think that you're just here to make the world spin
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phones are for when I am away from my computer. Entertainment? Computer. Getting pizza? Computer. Instagram? Computer. Even when it is a worse experience (why is instagram kinda buggy on computer?) I will always use computer
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no that is absolutely not what I do
*gives up on doing the report for the code due to no motivation and instead continues optimizing the code when it really doesn't need it*
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I was thinking, I don't remember much of my childhood, nor do I remember trauma, but then I saw your post in the little window
what I do have is adhd
#I have a friend who apparently is a little bit like this#but one thing that they do remember is my birthday party when we were like 12#whenever it comes up we agree that it is good memories
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I woke up at ass o'clock in the morning
which is to say, about in time for lunch
google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid
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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
#garlic salt... is... real?.. isn't it?#why wouldn't it be?#wait is it real?!#because if you add garlic powder to salt that would be garlic salt#like how if you flavor something with garlic it is garlic flavored
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Snitch Beaker is actually a stand user
There’s so much to unpack here:
Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
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I need to watch some Shakespeare plays
If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”.
Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play.
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yeah that would probably do it. There's probably a lot of problems that could be solved that way. Sadly this will probably never happen
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hard dissociation episode GO
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