kansassyy
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sarcasm is my natural defense against idiots
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seriously proud of my squirtle shirt
#pokemon#squirtle#fuckya#selfie#blonde#girl#blueeyes#followforfollow#follow4follow#followback#follow me#follow#followforafollowback#crop tops#model#fitness
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Me: I’m thirsty-
Dad: Hi thirsty! I’m dad.
Me: dad that’s not funny. Nobody’s even laughing.
Dad: I’m laughing and I’m somebody
Me: *groans for the next 5 years*
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when you look back on your tumblr like wtf why.
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I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room and knowing instantly that they’re going to matter to you.
Ryan O’Connell (via missmegrose)
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job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
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baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
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being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry
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tfw when high and at a family reunion
great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
me: where
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I (: want (: to (: fucking (: stab (: you (:
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YES! Somebody finally gets it omfg
I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING
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dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
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