WIP that Edgy AU 2: Explosive Boogaloo , my dude :v

[WIP Wednesday game]

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Kirishima pulls the mouth of the chip bag into a spout. “Here, open your mouth.”

“You’re gonna get them in my hair again,” Bakugō accuses, turning his attention from the walls to squint at Kirishima.

FOR A FRIEND

Original.

slightly birthday gift to @liobits ! i love you dear! enjoy your problematic science duo! read her fic: Warranty Void!

loose refs for the designs i made for the two of them:

Children, Behave (73070 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 15/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Delinquent

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō experiences momentary respite.

Chapter notes: Contents include blood, fingore, police misconduct, phone calls, and shitty chairs.

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Children, Behave (71979 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 14/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Princess Bakugō

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō says his goodbyes and takes exception to a wall.

Chapter notes: Contents include blood, amateur home renovations, konbini patronage, thinly veiled song references, and maps.

Don't touch that dial, now...

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Children, Behave (67171 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 13/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Tutor

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō acquires some hardware, a mode of transport, a route, a magazine, and a deadline.

Chapter notes: Contents include trash tarps, skin mags, text messages, paper maps, and time with friends.

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Children, Behave (62968 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 12/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Something Really Important

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō eats some takoyaki and watches a video.

Chapter notes: Contents include organized crime, fist-based attempted catharsis, actual catharsis, Pro Heroes, hardware research, failures of imagination, and half of a Watership Down reference.

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Children, Behave (57105 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 11/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: A Hero

Chapter summary: Furukyō tells a story, some Villains tell some stories, and Kirishima Eijirō tells a story… mostly.

Chapter notes: Contents include organized crime, law enforcement profiling (shocker!), Doing It For The Vine (very loosely), nerd behaviors, anti-nerd behaviors, public Quirk usage, and a nice cup of tea.

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Children, Behave (51360 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 10/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Knockout

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō continues trying to get help, after being on that damn phone all night.

Chapter notes: Contents include foot-in-mouth syndrome (it keeps happening), restraints, media scrutiny fridge horror, inappropriate behavior from teachers, and customer service.

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Children, Behave (45965 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 9/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Bakugō Katsuki

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō rapidly recontextualizes the last three weeks. Nice to meet you properly, Bakugō Katsuki.

Chapter notes: WHAT'S THIS? IT'S ANOTHER UPDATE WITH A STEEL CHAIR —

Contents include foot-in-mouth syndrome (fully-loaded), police misconduct, testicle euphemisms, and the importance of spam filters.

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Children, Behave (41605 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 8/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense

Chapter title: Sunshine Incarnate

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō learns about doing manuals on a skateboard, about hiking… and about one more thing.

Chapter notes: Contents include soft drinks, organized crime, disorganized crime, foot-in-mouth syndrome (imminent), pun riddles, and some light class-culture-centrism, implicitly.

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Don't touch that dial, now...)

Children, Behave (39258 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 7/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense

Chapter title: Recombinant Buddy

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō interacts with some adults who think he’s an upstanding young man, some adults who think he’s an embarrassment to his parents, some adults who think he’s an adorable little goth, and some adults whom he’d much, much rather have no idea who he is.

Chapter notes: Contents include police misconduct, legally-permitted repression of civic engagement, culturally sanctioned child abuse, nerdlings who do schoolwork together for fun, therapeutic smashing, organized crime, and HARDCORE PUNK!!!

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Children, Behave (31668 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 6/11 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense

Chapter title: So Impatient

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō kind of wishes that his coworkers and their friends would stop telling him things. He’d rather tell his vent buddy things instead!

Chapter notes: Contents include unsuccessful jackass stunts, organized crime, gossip, foot-in-mouth syndrome (pending), totally missing what your friend’s implying, and granny reminiscences.

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Children, Behave (27400 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 5/11 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense

Chapter Title: Only Child

Chapter Summary: Kirishima Eijirō experiences the epic highs and lows of high school delinquency, including more jackass stunts, nerdling behavior, reverse-theft, family dinner, a nice day at the mall, apparently-tsundere behavior, and overhearing your parent arguing on the phone.

Chapter notes: Contents include organized crime, disorganized crime, mixers, overindulgence in fried foods, medical implications, and discussion of canon-extrapolated intersectional societal prejudice.

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Children, Behave (16240 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 3/11 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense

Chapter Summary: Kirishima Eijirō talks with his friends, with a Hero, with his employer, with his grandma, and with the guy behind the vent. Mostly the last guy.

Notes: Contents include underage drinking, Quirk analysis, news reports, tales of jackass stunts, and tales of matchmaking.

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Children, Behave (11666 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 2/11 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense Summary:

Kirishima Eijirō gets in a fight, goes to work, eats noodles, and participates in crimes (not necessarily in that order).

Contents include shoplifting, street harassment, street brawls, titties, and mentions of Crimson Riot.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou’s Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Screen Reader Friendly, Don’t copy to another site Series: Part 1 of Can I Vent to You? Summary:

“My name’s Kirishima.”

“Didn’t ask.”

“Okay, I’m gonna ask. Who are you?”

“Like I’d humor you.”

“Asshole-kun it is.”

“Go to hell.”

There are a lot of ways to meet new friends. At school, a chance encounter in the park, at parties… or by talking with a cranky shut-in through a vent in an alleyway. While Kirishima Eijirō didn’t see that last one coming, he can’t say he minds spending time this way!

This story is fully written. Planned update schedule is once a week on Mondays or Tuesdays.