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kaizokuniichan · 1 day

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I ALMOST FORGOT ITS FRIYAY

Another wonderful end to the week with Zoro’s giant, heaving, thick ass 110cm breasts 🫡

#Dev’s asks #save me Zoro’s breasts #Zoro’s breasts save me

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kaizokuniichan · 2 days

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Making hateful posts and commenting on people’s works as a marginalized person and then trying to mask it as a joke while also demanding content catered to you without even creating your own/sharing works of actual creators is certainly a choice.

Also being queer does not completely absolve you of being a bigot.

#Dev’s decrees #bc if we wanna get into the nitty gritty of bigotry within the queer community #we can tussle

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kaizokuniichan · 2 days

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usoppun 🪲🌿

#I LOVE MY USOPP #SOPPERS MAKE SOME NOISE #Usopp #😍😍😍

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kaizokuniichan · 7 days

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And just like that i feel normal again. Idk what the fuck that was about but i got 4 hours of work left

Is it the coffee, is it my body getting used to working the night shift, or is it mania. Either way i feel like. A burst of energy and I almost don’t want to sit.

I’m leaning more towards mania bc coffee never really has any effect on me i just like to drink it just to pretend. But like it’s not the bad kind of mania so i guess it’s fine. Actually it could be the coffee. Idk man but I’m wired.

#Dev’s decrees

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kaizokuniichan · 7 days

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Is it the coffee, is it my body getting used to working the night shift, or is it mania. Either way i feel like. A burst of energy and I almost don’t want to sit.

I’m leaning more towards mania bc coffee never really has any effect on me i just like to drink it just to pretend. But like it’s not the bad kind of mania so i guess it’s fine. Actually it could be the coffee. Idk man but I’m wired.

#Dev’s decrees #idk idk idk but the fact that i have to sit the fuck down rn is insane #does coffee have adderal in it?#did i forget to take my bipolar meds?#who knows tbh

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kaizokuniichan · 8 days

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bounce silly bounce bounce 👾

#THIS IS SO CUTE #my silly bouncy boy #Luffy

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kaizokuniichan · 8 days

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YOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

guess what day it is!!!!!!!

AYYEEEEEEEE ITS THE BREAST DAY OF THE WEEK BITCH

#Dev’s asks #even if Zoro is a tiny little manlet at 5’10’’#his breasties loom over me still #and i think that’s great

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kaizokuniichan · 11 days

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I read Attention and REALLY liked it but I didn’t save it anywhere and only realized when the need to reread it came up. And I thought it would make you happy to know someone literally spent hours digging through the trafalgar x reader and Zoro x reader tags and then through her follow list to try to find it again.

OMG! You’re absolutely right it makes me SO HAPPY that you wanted to re-read it! I’m just sorry it took so much effort for you to find it 😭. If you’re ever inclined to read it again 🫣 just search the #myfic tag on my page! Thank you for this wonderful message!! 💜💜💜

#Dev’s asks #yo i really need to make a master list thingy but I don’t know how to make it all pretty #but im glad i still get messages about Attention that’s insane #thank you again!

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kaizokuniichan · 12 days

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I've just read you poly theory about Kid and Killer so I need to ask you how do you think intimacy could be (sex but also other moments toghether) in this kind of arrangement.

I think the sex is pretty rough - hope you like being manhandled between two guys who are probably twice your size all on their own, never mind the towering beasts they are together.

But they're also soft too. The aftercare, the checking in, the way they wash your hair and soothe your aches. How Killer cooks for you, how Kid carries you around when you're a little too sore the next day.

Their love is fierce, and caring. Hot and passionate, but warm and tender too. Nothing is at odds, it's not jarring, it all fits. There's no disconnect between Kid pulling your hair and calling you a good whore, and then having your head in his lap reading a book while he works. Killer railing the air out of you one minute, and taking his mask off to nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck during a lull in activity the next day fits perfectly fine.

#STOP bc I’m literally in my Kid x Killer poly era #and I’m all about soft Kid x Killer

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kaizokuniichan · 12 days

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Best guide ever ! 🫶🏽 xD

#no but he’s so real for this bc where tf is north #how I’m posed to know #roronoa zoro

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kaizokuniichan · 14 days

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one piece dumps

#the last one 🥺#one piece

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kaizokuniichan · 14 days

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i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!

#hoodrat friends #they bring each other down in the best way #well no one can bring Luffy down #but i love when Luffy gets annoyed by ppl #like him and Kid in prison camp together #absolute siblings

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kaizokuniichan · 14 days

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Ranking of least to most experienced in bed? 👀 (Pls include Cora I am so down bad for that man)

((Also tysvm for opening my eyes to Virgin!Law. His faux confidence paired with his silent worry if he’s doing good enough? My seat is soaked.))

omg yes !!!! i hope you don't mind that these are short and a lil bit silly!

how much experience they have headcanons

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very experienced

doflamingo: not afraid to overindulge in all things hedonistic, doffy has had more than his fair share of partners; he's by no means a giving lover, but he is an experienced one.

kid: this man is all about wreaking havoc and doing whatever he wants, and that includes doing whoever he wants. he loves to showboat and usually has no trouble picking up a girl or two at whatever island the victoria punk makes a stop at—just don't expect him to stick around until the morning.

decent amount of experience

sanji: this man was slinging that linecook dick at the baratie and no one can convince me otherwise. pre-timeskip sanji has a stupid amount of rizz, and there's no way at least a few young women didn't fold for him.

shachi and penguin: while law doesn't really care for fooling around with girls, both shachi and penguin have a decently long list of one-night-stands trailing from the north blue all the way to the new world. law has a rule that they're not allowed to bring strange girls onto the polar tang for safety reasons. penguin obeys this rule, shachi does not. shachi also is more experienced than penguin (he says it's because he has nicer hair).

a little bit of experience

ace: i think ace definitely got around a bit (i mean look at him), but he was still fairly young, so he didn't really have a ton of time to play the field—which is a shame. rest in peace, sexy cowboy man.

rosinante: though he's shy and clumsy and goofy, rosi definitely had a good amount of fun in his youth; he is a marine, after all. once his brother is back in his life, he tends to not form romantic attachments, for both their own safety and his own sanity.

usopp: maybe kaya let him hit once or twice because he's silly goofy. he definitely is no lady-killer, but his cringe pickup lines somehow work once in a blue moon.

mihawk: definitely has creepy weird vampire sex in his castle from time to time, but ultimately sees relationships and attachments as a waste of his time. probably has a bastard or two running around though.

virgins

law: he's the type that has to have a strong emotional connection with someone before sleeping with them. definitely a bit insecure, especially if his partner has prior experience, and can get in his own head about it, but once he calms down, he's dedicated to making sure you both enjoy the intimacy you share together.

zoro: he cares too much about his swords and sees romance as a distraction; when he does fall in love, it creeps up on him so slowly that he's in too deep to back out. isn't too concerned about his lack of experience, he figures he'll learn through doing.

luffy: too busy eating meat. is too busy doing other things to even think about romance or sex. but watch out—once he finally does it with you and realizes how fun it is, he's hooked.

#Sanji is so true #you’re not gonna tell me he wasn’t pulling at least a lil bit #that’s why he’s so desperate for pussy #he’s already gotten a taste and now he’s feral #I believe Kid is very sexually progressive #a classy way to say he fucks

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kaizokuniichan · 14 days

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#ouch #Aishiteruze!#the Paine #he looks beautiful tho

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Idk that looks about right.

#‘whatever this is?’ 😭#they really played in Sanji face #one piece

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kaizokuniichan · 14 days

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Zoro, Law and Kid reacting to shy reader beeing really drunk and saying things like "my pussy is made for your dick" or "you're so hot make me some babies" 😏🤩 please a Hc (don't mind nsfw)

hehe this is a cute one (also lowkey relatable since i tend to become a little bit of a flirty menace when i'm drunk)

being drunk and flirting with them (nsfw)

ft. zoro, kid, law

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cw: alcohol, drunken antics, character also implied to be drinking, drunk sex, afab!reader

zoro

given the way you were lazily tucked into his side, zoro had expected you to be asleep—that's why it catches him so off-guard when you place your hand on his thigh, lean into his ear, and whisper i need you so bad right now.

his mind freezes up; he was used to being the one who initiates sex, and seeing you this brazen and eager turns him into a blushing mess, unsure of how to react.

that being said, once his mind is done reeling, he recovers and takes another swig of his sake, a smirk creeps across his face. "oh yeah? let's take this somewhere else then." he says in a husky tone as he stands up and scoops you up, throwing you over his shoulder and taking you somewhere private to give you exactly what you asked for.

kid

this man is a menace to society, and when you uncharacteristically whisper some filth into his ear, he's over the moon, ecstatic that he's finally broken through your shy exterior (and also thrilled that he's about to get some).

he tests his luck and teases you for being to blunt about how much you're craving him, and hopes you won't go crawling back into your shell; when you sit on his lap instead and yank his lips down to yours, he feels like he's in heaven.

he intentionally provokes you to see how bold and confident you can get. usually, he's the one who is in control in the bedroom, but the novelty of seeing you so unabashed and wanting makes him want to experience every last drop of confidence you have to give him.

law

he has a sharp tongue and is no stranger to whispering filthy things laced with innuendo into your ear, especially when liquid courage is surging through his veins, but having the tables turned back on him for once makes things so much more fun for him.

that's why when you tell him "i want you so much. it's like your cock was made for me." in a soft, sultry tone, he's a bit taken aback, but quickly recovers and purrs in your ear that if you want him so bad, you're gonna have to work for it.

he stretches things out as long as he possibly can, teasing you with feather-light touches and soft kisses everywhere but where you need it most, though if you keep running that dirty mouth of yours, he'll eventually cave and give you the bliss you desire.

#this scratches a certain itch #bc the way I get real lusty when I have enough wine #that’s when The Eyes come out #they’re gonna fold every time #fic rec

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kaizokuniichan · 14 days

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🌷🌼🌷🌼🌷🌼🌷🌼

#UNDERRATED DUO #also chopper without his hat 🥺🥺🥺🥺#one piece

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