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kaiju-booty · 5 hours
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im legitimately too stupid to live
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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engaged again?!! not in my watch
UPDATE:
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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Good morning
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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somebody probably already made this joke. whatever
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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This is what older Touhou dialogue looked like to me
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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They bonding here
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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may i share with you the best video on the internet
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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I hate to do this but I was out of work sick this week and could use some help if anyone can afford it.
cash app is $katjadams
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
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kaiju-booty · 6 hours
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Sometimes at work you repair people’s microwaves. Sometimes you become the god of an ancient people. And you don’t even get hazard pay because there’s no such thing as pay. You’re there because you like repairing the microwaves.
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kaiju-booty · 13 hours
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kaiju-booty · 14 hours
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FUCK HE'S GOT A GUN!!! !!!!!
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