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kai-the-magpie · 20 hours
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y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this
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chris hemsworth wishes
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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.
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kai-the-magpie · 20 hours
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we've all heard of gloryholes now im introducing the concept of glorytolls. you have to pay a price to pass and the price is cum
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A cock saver
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i love you fallout i love you retrofuturism i love you scrappy miscreants just trying to survive i love you goofy factions i love you old time radio i love you irradiated wasteland i love you human resilience i love you i love you i love you
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kai-the-magpie · 20 hours
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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when someone reblogs your post like #sfw #not yugioh #☆*:.。. queue wanna know how i got these scars? .。.:*☆ #things to show jakey #OP: lakevida #text post #april 29 2024 and it's like i don't want to be stored in this archive it seems creepy and or wet in here
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Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]
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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2
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kai-the-magpie · 21 hours
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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kai-the-magpie · 21 hours
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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