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maybe he'll come today
maybe he came already
and he's sitting in the drawing room
and i simply forgot
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Rating: T (swear words, Ichi's a pervert)
Relationships: Ichi/Homura (or Homura/Ichi, rather :P)
Characters: Ichi and Homura
Summary: Ichimatsu catches a bad fever, and Homura takes care of him.
I should’ve uploaded this here hours ago orz
This is my super last-minute entry for @jallematsu‘s Bottom Ichimatsu zine!! (contains NSFW and BLmatsu) I was told SFW entries were allowed despite the R-18 rating, so I decided to write up a quick something for it. Something incredibly self-indulgent and sappy, might I add =///w///=
(seriously though this has to be one of the most self-indulgent things I’ve ever written thus far for the Ososan fandom hhhh I love domestic Ichimura fluff ♥ I should write more next time)
Many thanks to @hypercatt for being my beta for this fic!! Your comments made me really happy huhuhu ;///v///;
Please enjoy, and tell me what you think!! ( ; ▽ ; )/
#Osomatsu san#Mr. Osomatsu#IchiHomu#Ichimatsu#Ichimatsu Matsuno#Homerun Girl#otp: ichihomu#My stuff#My fanfiction#I'm just kinda using this Tumblr to post links to my fics huh...#Sorry about that orz#I'm more active on Twitter and Discord nowadays
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Jyushimatsu is dead.
In the wake of his death, his girlfriend Homura and his brother Ichimatsu find unexpected comfort and companionship in each other, leading them to become close – close enough to become more than friends.
But sometimes, love might not be enough to heal everything – especially two broken hearts still heavy with grief.
Rating: M
Relationships: Ichi/Homura, past Jyushi/Homura
Characters: Homura, Ichi; the other Matsunos also show up, as do other characters.
Contents: Character death, grief/mourning, romance, second loves, suicide, (future) sexual content, relationship problems, angst, LOTS of angst, drama. More detailed tags are in AO3.
After months of working on it, I’m proud to present my entry for the S*xtbang 2018 event run by @sextbangmods! And it’s angsty IchiHomu because of course it is!!
I made a post about this fic idea a long long time ago, and I can’t believe I found an opportunity to turn it into a reality!! It’s exciting :D Not only that, but this fic will also be illustrated - with wonderful artwork by@luvthesestuff and @Ecchinyatsu! Working with them was so much fun ♥ Their illustrations will be inserted into the fic, so you get to see them as you read!
I have so many people to thank for helping me with this: the S*xtbang mods, Luv and Ecchi, my betas @irkimatsu and Edme, everyone in the S*xtbang server as well as a bunch of other Discord servers I’m active in - I would never have come this far without their help and advice ;v; Thank you so much!!
I’ll be posting the other chapters I’ve been able to write in the next two days, along with Ecchi and Luv’s illustrations. I hope you guys enjoy!! Please do let me what you think ♥♥♥
#Osomatsu san#Mr. Osomatsu#Sextbang 2018#IchiHomu#Ichimatsu#Homerun Girl#My stuff#My fanfiction#I've forgotten how to tag things on here#otp: ichihomu#(but also#otp: we'll meet again! muscle hustle!#for added pain :') )#Ahhh... I'm exhausted#and I'm writing much more lighthearted things once the big bang is done#orz orz orz
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Sign-Ups have officially opened!
Thank you everyone so much for your patience! We are happy to announce that sign-ups for the first Osomatsu-san Sextuplet Big Bang (S*xtbang for short) have officially opened! Sign ups close on Saturday, April 21, at midnight EST, so please calculate accordingly if you’re in a different time zone. You have two weeks. Have at it!
Also, remember the theme for this event is New Beginnings, which you may interpret however you’d like :D
Link to author sign-ups
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Link to beta sign-ups
Link to reserves sign-ups
Not sure what each role does? Check out this handy guide to all on our page. Want to find out more about what the heck this whole thing is? Click here to read the FAQ. Need to look over the schedule one last time? Here’s the link to that!
If you have any other questions, feel free to send us an ask, and we’ll get back to you ASAP!
#Briefly reappearing to promote this!!#I signed up for it!#I hope you guys consider signing up for it too :D#S*xtbang! 2018#Big bang#Promo#sextbangmods
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@jyushimatsu-falls-in-love is wholly responsible for this beautiful mess
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!#This was posted and RT'd on Twitter but I felt like reblogging it here too#Especially before Suuji Day ends here >:'0#But aaaaah this is so nice ;///; Thank you so much Kat! ♥#Ichi#Jyushi#brotp: numbermatsu#Best of boys and best of brothers#Pop Team Epic#Crossover#IPPAI CHUKI...#Happy Suuji Day everyone!!#♥♥♥♥♥#Fic fanart#chororine
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“Wanna use this TV to see what our future selves are like?”
Rating: T (swear words)
Relationships: None, though there’s some Parka interaction.
Characters: Oso. Ichi shows up for a bit.
Summary: Osomatsu wants to look into the future.
Happy last day, everyone :)
Thanks to @beanxb and Choco and Stary from Discord for beta-ing for me!
Please do tell me what you think! ♥
#Osomatsu san#Mr. Osomatsu#Osomatsu#Matsuno Osomatsu#Osomatsu Matsuno#Oso#Ichi#Spoilers#Matsu spoilers#Matsu s2 spoilers#My stuff#My fanfiction#Season 2 Episode 24#I'll leave it sparse as I can for now#I wonder what's gonna happen tonight...
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Chapter 19 of @bobaaddict and I’s fic is up!! In this chapter, “Brothers Reunited”, we get exactly as it says on the tin! :)
Thanks for @risusgarbage for beta-ing for us! <3
#My stuff#My fanfiction#My collabs#bobaaddict#fic: even while being lost myself#Homerun Girl#Brothers#otp: ichihomu
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Want to join the Osomatsu-san Sextuplet Big Bang?
Well, look no further!
Bean and Umi are pleased to announce that we have been working these last couple of months to organize the Osomatsu-san Sextuplet Big Bang, which we feel must aptly be called S*xtbang for short. We want to have any and all Osomatsu-san fans check out this event and consider signing up!
A few questions one may ask include:
What is a Big Bang?
A big bang is a fandom wide collaboration challenge that takes place over a course of several months. During that time, an author writes a fic that is a minimum 10,000 words long while an artist will produce a minimum of one art piece for their assigned author’s fic. Artists are given a chance to choose the fic they are most interested in during a claims process, where author’s identities remain completely anonymous.
What’s the point of this?
Big Bangs are meant to be a celebration in the community of coming together and producing more content. Setting aside our differences, we all are here because we love Osomatsu-san, are coming to terms that season 2 is almost over, and wish there was more. This event gives us a chance to build community and continue to show our appreciation for the show.
Who can join?
This event is open to all fans of the show, and we hope to have lots of people sign up! Though it may be intimidating because you aren’t confident in your own ability or you are worried about the commitment level a big bang could require, we still ask that you give it a chance!
Updates will be posted here on our tumblr page and over on our twitter page @sextbangmods. Please feel free to read the FAQ or ask us questions, and we’ll do our best to get back to you in a timely manner! Sign-ups open on April 6th. More updates on the schedule and what this all will entail coming even sooner!
#*briefly pops up to promote this*#I'm considering joining! Maybe you'd like to too? ;v;#S*xtbang! 2018#Big bang#Promo#sextbangmods#*disappears again*
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HI GUYS IT’S BEEN WAY TOO LONG.
After months of hiatus, @bobaaddict and I are back at it with the ghost Ichi fic!! And hopefully we’ll be able to continue it from hereon out \(;v;)/ In this chapter, we get to know Homura’s BFF more!
Thanks to @risusgarbage for beta-ing for us!! ♥♥♥
#My stuff#My fanfiction#My collabs#bobaaddict#fic: even while being lost myself#Homerun Girl#Matsu OCs#Ichi#otp: ichihomu#And with that I disappear again
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Rating: T (a swear word, some implied dark things, a fleshlight)
Relationships: Sweet, sweet, brotherly Suujimatsu
Characters: Jyushi, Ichi
Summary: A week before high school graduation, Jyushimatsu finds his brother at the playground.
♥-♥ Happy Suuji Day (1/14)!! ♥+♥
I wanted to celebrate this very special day for my favorite Matsu duo, so I whipped up this quick thing. Unfortunately I ended up posting it minutes after 12AM, so it’s the 15th here now orz dammit
I don’t really have much to say about it tbh, other than please enjoy it! Look out for the bonus at the end, especially! ;) pls watch poputepipiku
Special thanks to @nodelinquent for being my beta for this! I can’t thank you enough ;v;
Please do tell me what you think!! ^^
#Osomatsu san#Mr. Osomatsu#Ichimatsu#Jyushimatsu#Suujimatsu#Suuji#brotp: numbermatsu#My stuff#My fanfiction#Pop Team Epic#Crossover#Hi it's been a while#I kinda gave up on review posts since they take too long to write...#So now I guess I'll just be mostly using this to post my fics and stuff#Sorry about that orz#But anyways please enjoy!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas~
Rating: T (swear words, canon-typical violence, there’s at least one dirty joke IIRC)
Relationships: Kara & Oso, Kara & Todo, Kara & Jyushi, Kara & Ichi, Kara & Choro, Kara & Allmatsu
Characters: Kara, Oso, Totty, Jyushi, Ichi, Choro. Chibita, Dekapan and Dayon show up too. So do a few OCs!
Summary: Six stories featuring everyone's favorite painful blue Matsuno having some holiday fun with his brothers!
Merry Christmas Karastmas to the lovely @suiirikus, my giftee for the Mr. Flag’s Holiday Spectacular Secret Santa event run by @oso-san-artchallenge!! :’D
Sharon wanted something where Kara has a fun and angst-free time with any of his brothers, especially if they’re food-themed or winter-themed. Any one of the brothers with Kara would’ve been fine, but I maaaay have gone a little overboard and written a little story for every Kara duo (+ all of them)... >v>;;
I poured in a lot of time and effort in writing everything, and now that it’s posted I have to say, I’m quite proud of myself! I was able to finish all six stories with just a few more hours before the deadline to spare. Kara isn’t exactly my strongest point when it comes to writing, so I’m still a little unsure if I got everything and everyone right ^^; But nevertheless, I hope everyone enjoys it!
Many many MANY thanks to @slowpinesan for being my beta and for being so patient with me every time I bugged you for questions/comments!! I couldn’t have done it without you :’D/ And thank you also to everyone who I’ve consulted with in regards to characterizations, scenarios, etc. as well!! I’m very thankful for your help ♥
Please do tell me what you think! And have a Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#Osomatsu san#Mr. Osomatsu#Osomatsu san fanfic#Karamatsu#Karamatsu Matsuno#Matsuno Karamatsu#Kara#Brothers#My stuff#My fanfiction#Secret Santa#Mr. Flag's Holiday Spectacular 2017#Merry Christmas!#MERRY CHRISTMAS!!#Remind me not to get distracted for long periods of time the next time I work on something like this orz#That being said; this fic was good practice for characterization#Maybe I can write Kara better now? Hopefully :P#Anyway - I hope you guys like it!!#Especially Sharon! (;v;)/
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It’s almost 6AM and I haven’t slept yet but I just had a thought re: Jyushi flinging Eitaro and his girlfriend into the sun at the end of the skit
So, Eitaro was able to make friends by using the gags and antics that Matser Jyushi taught him - and that means, he used those same gags and antics to win the heart of the little girl who’s now his girlfriend.
What if Jyushi didn’t fling Eitaro into the sun just because he got a girlfriend
Because remember, Jyushi used his gags and antics to win the heart of a girl before too
But instead of getting a girlfriend, she just got away
#The little girl even has a little ribbon on her blouse close to the neck#I wonder who else had a ribbon on her blouse close to the neck...#Spoilers#Matsu spoilers#Matsu S2 spoilers#Jyushi#Eitaro#otp: we'll meet again! muscle hustle!#I'll need to think of a brotp: tag for Jyushi and Eitaro#Matsumeta#I think#Random thoughts with Nature#Goodnight/morning
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s2ep12: ooh, i wanna be like yo-o-ou~
I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too~
You'll see it's true, someone like me
can learn to be like someone like you~!
- “I Wanna Be Like You” from Disney’s The Jungle Book, which kinda suits this week’s main skit :P
[SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!]
Not gonna lie, when the previews for this week’s ep. were released I grew very concerned. Mostly it’s because of the little boy in the preview, Eitaro - I, and a lot of other people, was thinking that he kinda-sorta-really looked like a certain homerun girl. And then theories were going around, especially one that she was the little boy’s mom... So I got myself a little really worried haha ^^;
But as it turns out, I had no reason to worry at all orz And I actually really enjoyed this episode, especially little Eitaro’s skit! But we’ll talk about him and his family later.
Let’s start first with the first skit, which is yet another entry in the Totoko-and-Nyaa-(with-Chibita) series. It actually comes in right before the OP! So in this one, Totoko and Nyaa are at Chibita’s stall once again. Totoko is rather troubled, and she makes a big deal out of it, irritating Nyaa. But after some brief contradictory behavior on Totoko’s, we find out what’s bugging her: She wants to... quit being an idol?! Nyaa is shocked - and is actually willing to listen to Totoko’s reasons and maybe help her out! This sudden friendliness and willingness to work out their issues scares Chibita. And I don’t blame him, lol :P To be continued!
(Also, Chibita grew his single strand of hair back! I guess Totoko’s “you’re cuter bald!” flattery from last week didn’t stick much lol. But it’s nice to see his hair again.)
After that comes “The Eitaro Family”, a really cute and silly skit for the most part. We open with Jyushi playing with a little boy with Eitaro in the playground. Eitaro is the most adorable thing, a happy and energetic grade school boy who thinks every silly thing Jyushi does - from burrowing into the ground to extreme biking to dressing as a bird - is awesome! He wants to be just like Jyushimatsu, and Jyushi can’t help but feel flattered and play along. Call him Master (and you’ll get a candy if you do)!
While Jyushi and Eitaro are hanging out, Ichi and Totty spy on them. Apparently Eitaro really, really looks up to Jyushimatsu, and hangs out with him a lot to the point of waiting outside the Matsus’ house every day just to hang out and play. Ichi and Totty think the kid’s looking up to Jyushi for all the wrong reasons; and, well, considering that it’s Jyushi, it might not be too far-fetched to worry about that. (Though to be fair, any child looking up to a Matsuno is probably looking up to them for the wrong reasons too :P)
Jyushi and Eitaro’s friendship is the cutest thing, like oh my goodness ;w; Jyushi clearly enjoys Eitaro looking up to him, and he really tries to make himself look good in the eyes of his little friend. To the point that he’ll even lie about what a NEET is (”It’s a baseball position!”) and what a cherry boy is (”I really like cherries!”) just so that Eitaro would still keep thinking he’s cool haha :P So I guess even Jyushi gets self-conscious! But not entirely, I suppose - he still shamelessly shares the Final Fart Rush technique to his little disciple. And yeah, it’s just as stinky as it sounds :’P But Eitaro finds it super cool!! (And surprisingly enough, while it was still gross, the fart joke didn’t really bother me as previous toilet humor jokes in the last few episodes did. Not quite sure why...)
A week passes, and suddenly Jyushi finds himself in Eitaro’s house, sitting face to face with his mother - who isn’t Homura btw, but is instead an older-looking woman with short hair and a low and really familiar-sounding voice. (No seriously, I feel like I’ve heard Eitaro’s Mom’s VA somewhere else before! But where...?) Eitaro’s been imitating Jyushi lately, and his mom is understandably concerned about who her son’s hanging out with, so she asks Jyushi some questions. Throughout the whole thing Jyushi is very, very self-conscious and embarrassed about some of the questions; and little Eitaro, earnest and excited about his “master” as he is, isn’t really helping Jyushi much lol (“EI-TA-RO-KUN!”)
It’s interesting seeing Jyushi in a place where he's embarrassed of what he’d normally be like, and is instead trying to make himself look presentable. One would think that he wouldn’t care about these sort of things, but he does... I think that really adds to his character and makes him a lot more multi-faceted. It’s interesting.
(And so every single Matsu - except maybe for Oso??? - cares about what other people think of him...)
It then culminates to Jyushi ending up having to demonstrate his Final Fart Rush technique for Eitaro’s Mom. We don’t see the gag itself, but we do see the aftermath - Jyushi’s face got beat up pretty badly, to which Eitaro’s Mom apologizes for. She isn’t really mad at Jyushi though, and instead she wants to ask him a favor.
That favor, as it turns out when Jyushi talks to Ichi and Totty about it, is that Eitaro’s Mom wants Jyushi to spend more time with her son and be his friend. Since Eitaro’s dad’s job makes the family move around a lot, the poor kid never really gets to make any friends; so prior to meeting Jyushi, he was a sad and lonely child. What is it with Jyushi befriending sad brown-haired people and helping them cheer up? This is the second time it’s happened, though the context is worlds different from the previous instance :P Anyway, that being said, Ichi and Totty think - and Jyushi agrees - that what Eitaro really needs is to make friends his age in school, not just depend on Jyushi for friendship all the time.
This is an Otoutomatsu skit!! This is an Otoutomatsu skit and I’m super happy that it is :’D While Ichi and Totty aren’t exactly supportive-supportive, they’re there for their brother when he needs to talk to them and they give pretty decent advice. I love love love the Otoutomatsu combo and I’m very happy to see the three of them (and just the three of them, sorry niichans :P) interacting.
So with that, Jyushi resolves to teach Eitaro even more of his gags and antics. (Including others’ gags and antics... Jyushi, the SHEEH is Iyami’s, not yours, even your own brothers point that out :’P) Surprisingly enough, Eitaro’s Mom goes along with it, and she’s very supportive of her son and his teacher. She even made Eitaro his own yellow Jyushi parka!! Ichi and Totty, on the other hand, are decidedly more tsukkomi about it :P Still, all four adults are there outside the school building when Eitaro shows off his newly-learned gags and antics to his classmates...
...and it turns out to work!! Eitaro has made friends with everyone in his class by the end of the day, and it’s all thanks to Master Jyushi teaching him the ways. Eitaro’s Mom is proud of her son, and Jyushi especially is proud of his little disciple! It’s the cutest, sweetest thing ever!!
...until Eitaro reveals that his newfound gag talents also landed him a girlfriend. Cue Jyushi expelling him from his tutelage and flinging the boy and his mini-Kanojochan into the sky :P
...And instead of getting mad, Eitaro’s Mom finds that awesome and begs Jyushi to be her master too. Jyushi refuses. It won’t stop her from waiting outside the Matsus’ house in a Jyushi parka though. Poor Ichi and Totty :P
So this skit wasn’t what I expected at all, and I’m happy! Aside from the fact that JyushiHomu wasn’t sunk (:P), we got Jyushi having an adorable friendship with an equally adorable little boy, more of his self-conscious side, 110matsu, Otoutomatsu, and a lot lot more!! This skit is very worth it and you should definitely watch it ;v;
After that, we have “Give Them Back”. It’s a Dekapan and Dayon skit. Dekapan’s bored one day, so Dayon has the perfect solution - he rips off Dekapan’s pants. He then has Dekapan chase after him and his pants all over the lab, which makes the old man quite happy again... at first. But then Dayon takes the pants with him and runs everywhere else, forcing Dekapan to run after him completely naked. And the skit is just that, really - Dekapan giving Dayon chase all while yelling at him to give his pants back.
To be honest, there really isn’t much to say about this one, because the premise pretty much stays the same all throughout. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy it! Some notable moments in the skit come to mind:
While running, Dayon and Dekapan come across the other characters, and the two prove to be quite the nuisances :P There’s Totoko and Hatabou, where Totoko becomes scared for her life after seeing the “pervert” Dekapan be completely naked; there’s Oso and Ichi, who lost at pachinko and ended up being spun around by Dekapan and Dayon’s chase; there’s Jyushi and Eitaro, with the latter begging Jyushi to be his master again before they too get spun around by the chase; there’s Kara and Choro at the fishing hole, who end up getting tangled in their fishing lines as a result of Dekapan and Dayon running around them; there’s an Iyami cameo in the escalators of a shopping mall. Tbh the cameos make one of the most memorable parts of this skit
At one point, Dekapan gets tired of the chase and cross at Dayon for all his shenanigans. Dayon tries to get Dekapan to chase him again, waving the old man’s pants in front of him - but Dekapan dramatically gives Dayon the cold shoulder, swatting the pants away and walking away into the sunset. This part was played so seriously and dramatically that it made me laugh. Eeyup.
Near the end of the skit there’s suddenly an art shift into a pixel RPG style. And then an acid trip style. Of all skits to go into art shift, why this one
And it ends with Dayon still running with the pants, and Dekapan yelling at him to give them back, he’s not ever gonna forgive him for this, etc. Dekayon is becoming intense, guys :P
Then finally, we have the last Totoko & Nyaa skit. It looks like Totoko has bared her whole problems to Nyaa, who seems to be listening and sympathizing, so at first it seems to be going well...
...but then Nyaa goes and throws boiling hot konjac on Totoko’s face :P Totoko retaliates by throwing hot daikon slices onto Nyaa’s eyes. Another fight ensues, complete with wrestling tackles and suplexes, and it ends up destroying Chibita’s stall all together. The skit ends with Totoko and Nyaa name-calling and beating each other up, all while Chibita stares ahead... And his regrown stand of hair flies away with the wind, proving it to be fake all along. Ososan’s sense of continuity never fails to amuse me :P
So this week’s ep is a fun one! It’s not the best of the episodes we’ve got so far, but I enjoyed almost every minute of it. “The Eitaro Family” is the crowning jewel of this episode. Hooray for Jyushimatsu and his adorable friendship with Eitaro!! While I think he and his mom would just be oneshot characters, it’d be nice to see them again later down the line.
(Also now I want Eitaro to show up in JyushiHomu fanworks ;v; Let Homura and Eitaro interact; I bet she’d love the little guy ♥)
(Also I think Dekapan and Dayon might need some couples counselling lol Dayon’s becoming increasingly shadier in this season and I dunno what’s up with that)
All in all, thank you for this episode, base-stealing home run!
There’s been some discussion earlier in the stream on whether or not we’ll be having an episode next week. Christmas day falls on a Monday, but I don’t really think it’s considered a day-off day in Japan. According to my research, Christmas Eve is more celebrated there than Christmas day. That being said, there was a tweet made by the official Ososan Twitter account about Christmas some time ago... People are saying it’s about a delay or something. I dunno, we’ll have to see I guess.
Whether or not we’re getting a new episode next week though, we are getting a new episode! And it’s about New Years! “We still celebrate the end of the year,” Totty says in the voiceover. Is that showing on the last day of the year? Well, it turns out New Year’s Day 2018 also falls on a Monday... Will this be what welcomes us into the New Year? Will this be the last episode of the first cour, or the first episode of the second cour? :0 Hmm. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.
#Spoilers#Matsu spoilers#Matsu S2 spoilers#Season 2#Random thoughts with Nature#Nature talks about S2#This week's ep was cute please watch it
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#HECK YES#I love this#Chibita#Brothers#Iyami#Spoilers#Matsu spoilers#Matsu S2 spoilers#Matsu hunting Matsu hunting so much fun~#ace4eyes
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Ep11
#Thank you#@ Staff thank you for this Wakaba#Choro#Jyushi#Spoilers#Matsu spoilers#Matsu S2 spoilers#hnoho05
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s2ep11: matsu hunting, matsu hunting, so much fun...
Which Matsu will be next... the hell...?
[SPOILERS - AND PLAYGROUND SONG-STYLE REPETITION - UNDER THE CUT!]
Surprisingly enough, this week’s episode is one of those episodes where only one skit is featured throughout the whole thing. No other skits, not even a super-short Cavematsu opening or anything; it’s just “Chibita’s Revenge” all throughout. And because of that, it becomes so much more fun~
The trouble begins when, tired of the sextuplets just eating from his place and never paying their tab, Chibita decides not to serve them anything for the night. Unfortunately for him, the brothers immediately start flattering him - and as it turns out, flattery is Chibita’s biggest weakness. So having fallen for the boys’ compliments, Chibita serves them anyway, but he reminds them to please pay their tab. And the boys say they will!
(Also one thing to note about this scene is that they used the “Jyushimatsu Falls in Love” theme near the end of it... My heart skipped a beat when that happened even though the placement of the song has nothing to do with the events happening, nor does its usage concern Jyushi and/or his Homerun Girl so lol ;v;)
But then the next day, Chibita finds out that the boys have been using their money on pachinko and horse-racing - money that they could’ve used to pay their tab instead. Of course this makes Chibita angry! And he gives chase! He manages to get Choro for a bit (and again Kara promises to save him, only to not do anything and just leave him for dead lol) and attacks, but the other boys come back for Choro and a skirmish ensues (while Totty cheers his brothers on lol) -
- and the skirmish ends with someone pulling out Chibita’s solitary strands of hair. Whoopsie. Chibita starts to cry over his pulled-out strand, the boys make hasty apologies and run for their lives. And after that, Chibita swears revenge...
Fast forward to the next day; it’s a dark and stormy night afternoon, so dark and stormy that smartphone signals don’t work, the TV goes on static, and the lights flicker on and off. Oso, Kara, Choro, Jyushi and Totty wonder about what’s going on. They also note that their parents seem to have disappeared...
...but where’s Ichi?
Matsu hunting, Matsu hunting, so much fun,
the purple Matsu got it in the mouth...
Which Matsu will be next... the hell?
Good news is that they find Ichi; bad news is that they find him stuffed into the wall of their room, with a giant bump on his head and all of his hair shaved off. It’s a scary sight. Kara guesses that Chibita’s the one behind this as a result of what happened the day before - a guess that’s confirmed by Ichi puking out various oden foods after a brief convulsion - and the remaining five Matsus, now scared out of their wits, blockade the entire house. (Jyushi meanwhile tends to Ichi, aww ;v; Best of boys and best of brothers continue to be the best.) There’s no way Chibita will get in now!
The boys proceed to wait things out until it’s safe. But then everyone has to go pee, but wouldn’t go due to being too scared to lol. Honestly, I don’t blame the boys - imagine being in a house all by yourselves, with someone out to get you lurking around, and then you have to go to the bathroom all by yourself, while the toilet’s far away from everyone else... it’s a very unnerving situation ;; And to make things worse, the lights finally die out due to the storm, leaving them all alone and vulnerable in utter darkness...
(Also we get a little callback to last week’s ep, lol. “Where did the kindness you showed last week go?!” Nah, Kara, I don’t think Choro would want to show you any more kindness after you left him for dead both last week and yesterday :P)
Oso finally tries to brave the dark and loneliness by heading to the bathroom himself... But he’s easily spooked all throughout lol. Then Choro, Totty and Jyushi (with his best brother’s corpse in tow) show up, giving Oso even more spooks. Which everyone except Oso laughs off because Niichan’s suffering is fun!
...but where’s Kara?
Matsu hunting, Matsu hunting, so much fun,
the purple Matsu got it in the mouth,
the blue Matsu got it in the ears...
Which Matsu will be next... the hell?
Kara is discovered hanging upside down from the ceiling, a bump on his head and oden sticks in his ears. There’s scary writing all over the walls too - that could only mean that Chibita’s already inside the house! The remaining four boys try to get out of the house, but it turns out their blockades worked a little too well - because now they can’t get out themselves! So they go into hiding, while Chibita shows up in the shadows, walking around and singing a little song...
You know, if this show wasn’t actually a comedy show, Chibita’s slow stalking of everyone while singing his little Matsu hunting song would actually be genuinely scary, or creepy at the very most. Most of the episode in general is actually really tense, especially with the darkness of not only the house but of the rain and clouds outside when the boys actually do manage to leave the house later... The atmosphere is good for horror, and even when you know no one’s actually getting hurt (and that the Matsus actually kinda deserve it...), you still feel scared for the brothers anyway.
The scariest, tensest part is when Totty, finally too scared to be stuck in the house, runs out of his hiding spot to the boys’ shared room and tries to get out. He uses Jyushi’s baseball bat to knock down the barriers he and his brothers placed in - only to find that someone’s locked the window with a steel door. So he has no way to get out... The poor guy then eventually resorts to crying and calling for his eldest brother like a scared kid. I don’t blame him... (And Miyu Irino’s voice acting again is really good in this part... Totty’s voice breaking when he calls for Oso... ;^; )
...and then he’s caught.
Matsu hunting, Matsu hunting, so much fun,
the purple Matsu got it in the mouth,
the blue Matsu got it in the ears,
the pink Matsu got it in the nose...
Which Matsu will be next... the hell?
Totty is found by the remaining three Matsus hanging outside of their house with oden stuffed up his nose. Oso, Choro and Jyushi promptly make a run for it. They go to Iyami’s place, of all places - and it turns out, Iyami got his house back! So that’s good. Iyami initially refuses them, but the boys force themselves in lol. They beg Iyami for help, and then Iyami eventually concedes to let them stay for the night. He even gives them green tea to warm up from the storm! Also Iyami’s dating Dobusu now, I think.
Oso, Choro and Jyushi are relieved. Wow, Iyami’s such a nice guy! ...wait a minute, Iyami’s never this nice to them, ever. And that’s when they realize that it was a trap! Chibita finally catches up with them (after paying Iyami and Dobusu to let him inside the house), wearing a military uniform(?) and brandishing a giant razor in one hand and cutter(?) in the other. The three Matsus briefly try pleading with Chibita, but Chibita has decided that, because they removed his only strand of hair and therefore made him just like every other bald person out there, they should die!! Extreme? Yes! Par for the course in Osomatsu-san? Absolutely!!
The boys try to escape, only to get cornered. Oso tries to use Choro as a shield, then Jyushi then Choro and Jyushi both use Oso as a shield lol. (”You bastards betrayed me! You’re terrible people!” “You have the nerve to say that?!”) This leads to Chibita headbutting Oso, which leads to Oso limping onto the ground and growing a big bump on his head. lolwhoops
So Choro and Jyushi hightail it out of there (with Jyushi carrying his older brother bridal style out of there, it’s very cute! ;v; ), with Chibita in hot pursuit! The two remaining boys try to outrun Chibita and duke it out against him, at one point throwing various items at him and even using a missile launcher!. Is this the Wakaba I wanted? It’s a short moment but it has my favorite boys helping each other out, so I’ll take it wholeheartedly!! :’D Sadly Chibita is a fast and resilient guy, and he eventually manages to take Choro out cold. So now that leaves one Matsu left...
Matsu hunting, Matsu hunting, so much fun,
the purple Matsu got it in the mouth,
the blue Matsu got it in the ears,
the pink Matsu got it in the nose,
the green Matsu got it in the eyes,
the red Matsu got it up the ass...
Which Matsu will be next... the hell?
The final showdown occurs at the rooftop of a love hotel (yeah, that’s a love hotel), with Chibita and final girl Matsu Jyushi duking it out. It’s revealed that it was actually Jyushi who pulled out Chibita’s single hair at the skirmish yesterday, and so Chibita really has it in for him. So the two charge against each other for a final battle - but then Chibita gets to Jyushi quickly, and defeats him!
Let’s see that again in SLOW MOTION: The two charge against each other for a final battle - and then Dekapan, Dayon and Hatabou intervene within a split second by stopping Jyushi in place and pulling down his pants, allowing Chibita to hit him where it matters most (y’know), and then Chibita pays them and they leave - so Chibita gets to Jyushi quickly, and defeats him! Chibita has won the battle, and so his revenge is complete!!
Chibita celebrates his victory by bringing the unconscious-but-still-alive (all naked, all shaved bald) sextuplets to his stall and shoving spicy mustard on their body parts! EVERYBODY NOW!
Matsu hunting, Matsu hunting, so much fun!
The purple Matsu got it in the mouth,
the blue Matsu got it in the ears,
the pink Matsu got it in the nose,
the green Matsu got it in the eyes,
the red Matsu got it up the ass,
the yellow Matsu got on his Matsu down below!
And now it’s complete... the hell~!
He leaves the boys to hang outside their house, just in time for their parents (who just came home from vacationing in Hawaii) to see them! The parents have no idea what happened to their sons, but they figured that they did something to deserve it lol so they go home happy. And Chibita’s happy too!
Then someone comes along and calls him Baldy - which at first Chibita takes offense to; but then when it turns out that it’s Totoko - and when it turns out that Totoko thinks that Chibita’s new baldness is adorable, and that it suits him well - he ends the episode very happy! :’D Chibita really is weak to compliments after all, that loveable little scamp~
This was a really fun episode this week! :D The first half was a tense and spooky ride, like going through a haunted house maze during Halloween; the second half lingered in the spookiness for a while but then turned into an action-packed romp. We got to see the boys in a situation where they’re genuinely scared (Horrormatsu fanart and fanfic makers, take note!), we got Osokun homages (according to some Osokun fans, this episode seemed to be a reference to a chapter in the manga where Chibita did the same thing to the boys + Iyami IIRC?), we got callbacks to good moments in S1 and S2, we got (a bit of) Wakaba - what’s not to love? :D
I’m not the biggest fan of horror, but I think this episode is the closest thing to legit horror that the show has given us and I loved it :’D Tbh I’m looking forward to all the spooky fanart and stuff that’ll inevitably spawn from this episode haha~
Next week’s episode is gonna be a bit of a puzzler, I think :0 “The Eitaro Family”, huh? Who are the Eitaros? Are they an Osokun reference? Could this be the family of a returning character? Or will they all be new characters? So many questions :0 I guess there’s only one way to find out!
#Spoilers#Matsu spoilers#Matsu S2 spoilers#Season 2#Random thoughts with Nature#Nature talks about S2#Let the Horrormatsu fanart commence!
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indefinite semi-hiatus
Alright, so.
I’ve calmed down a bit since yesterday’s incident, but that doesn’t mean I’m not angry anymore. I’m still angry over what the fandom’s done, and after this incident, and all the other things that happened to my friends here before this incident, I think I can safely say that a good deal of Tumblr’s fandom community really, really sucks, and for my own sake I’m going to lessen my involvement with it.
Though I don’t think I’ll go away from Tumblr entirely; this is the only place I can continue writing and posting reviews for S2 episodes, as well as the best place to advertise my fanfics and post my fanart. That and I still have good friends here too.
So I’ll keep writing reviews and posting them here, I’ll keep posting my fics and my fanart here. I might reblog a few things, like some things, and I’ll still answer asks and IMs if I ever get any. But I’m not gonna be as active as I used to be anymore, that’s for sure. And once S2 ends, I dunno. Maybe I’ll completely leave Hellsite all together then, maybe not. We’ll see.
Anyway, if you guys want to keep in touch with me outside of here, I have Twitter (@suujihomu) and I’m on Discord (suujihomu#6905).
So, yeah. See you guys here every now and then!
#It's Matsu Monday tomorrow too so there's that to look forward to#Random thoughts with Nature#Nature takes an indefinite semi-hiatus
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I take a break, then I come back to check on things and then I hear about - and see - what people have been up to here
And oh my god, I am absolutely fucking livid
@ everyone treating the artist like crap, dropping them, making fun of them and their art style, etc., and everyone agreeing with and supporting people doing that:
FUCK YOU. YOU’RE ASSHOLES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE ASSHOLES. NO IFS, ANDS OR BUTS.
I DON’T FUCKING CARE WHAT THE ARTIST DRAWS, THEY DOESN’T DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR OWN FUCKING POST SPREAD AROUND LIKE THAT WITH YOUR ADDITIONS WHICH ARE BASICALLY SHAMING THEM FOR THE STUFF THEY DRAW. NEVERMIND THAT THEY POSTED IT IN A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT SO THAT NOBODY WHO DIDN’T WANT TO SEE IT WOULD SEE IT.
IT’S NOT “BETRAYAL” TO DRAW THINGS THAT THEY LIKE THAT YOU DON’T HAPPEN TO LIKE. YOU’RE FREE TO DISLIKE WHAT THEY LIKE FOR WHATEVER REASON, BUT SPREADING HATE ALL OVER THEIR OWN POST FOR THEM TO SEE AND JUST BEING ENTITLED, DISRESPECTFUL JERKS IN GENERAL IS JUST AWFUL.
THIS ARTIST HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR THE FANDOM AND FOR YOU ASSHOLES TO TREAT THEM LIKE THAT IS UTTERLY FUCKING DESPICABLE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON FANDOM ISN’T FUN ANYMORE FOR SO MANY PEOPLE. IF THIS ARTIST ENDS UP DELETING AND NOT WANTING TO DO ANYTHING WITH THE (WESTERN) FANDOM ANYMORE, IT’LL BE ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT.
I HOPE EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN AND/OR SUPPORTED WHAT WAS BASICALLY A BULLYING CAMPAIGN ON A FANARTIST STEPS ON A LEGO AT LEAST FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND HAS THEIR INTERNET CONNECTION CUT OFF. IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE I NEVER WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, EVER.
(P.S. Did you know that the artist is a professional illustrator who has done a lot of work outside of the fandom - including designing an official Vocaloid - and has illustrated the covers for at least two officially-approved Ososan fan anthologies? They’ve done so much more than any of you ever have, and here you all are treating them like dirt. I really hope you’re all proud of yourselves, you assholes.)
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