justinhammer
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hanne. 25. norway. cats. marvel. game of thrones. harry potter. lord of the rings. star trek. lost. heroes. phineas and ferb. hannibal. disney animation. butts. graphics. crying.
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from the war, grief adorned his soul; filled with lush flowers ( for @tonystahrk )
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Howard Stark: How about we fondoo?
Steve Rodgers:How about we fondont.
Incorrect Avengers Quotes (via crimsonshadow323)
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Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire
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WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE
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Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
who breaks the most phones
who dies first
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
who uses the computer most
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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
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my hobbies
switching between the same three apps for hours
not speaking to anyone for days at a time
listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years
imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
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a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
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maureensowerbutts replied to your post: IM SO EXCITED TO BE BACK YOU GUYS no o...
HI HANNE HI
HOW ARE YOU DOLL
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IM SO EXCITED TO BE BACK YOU GUYS
no one remembers me im sure but i remember all of u
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A weak man knows the value of strength, the value of power.
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my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest
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MY DAD UPGRADED OUR INTERNET TO FIBERNET
I CAN FINALLY USE TUMBLR AGAIN WITHOUT IT SOPPING ALL THE BANDWITH
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I know I'm not around much, but I still think about you all, if you want to receive a Christmas Card, fill in your deets, and please leave your UN in the "Anything Else" category!
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