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justiceofkalr · 6 months
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!
Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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VOTE
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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i would like …. many books…. some plants….. a couple of candles…….. and some peace and quiet 
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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The Shopping Center Disconnect
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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long overdue for a scream in the woods
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justiceofkalr · 7 months
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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
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justiceofkalr · 8 months
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Love me a good snerdle!
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justiceofkalr · 2 years
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Parker Library, Cambridge
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