justapitcherofwater
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|in theory i draw stuff | enjoyer of landuo and happyduo and also the qsmp in general | floating in space since 102 BCE | please have mercy i don't know what i'm doing |
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Badboyhalo's "oh, dont threaten me with a good time" if you haven't seen it.
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Rating: Gen
Archive Warnings: None
Fandoms: Minecraft, QSMP, Pyre (Video Game)
Relationship Tags: Dapper & Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy & Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy/Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo
Characters: Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Dapper
Additional Tags: Skephalo Family, Fluff, No Angst, Hugs, Ambiguous Relationship, Unlabeled relationship, Alternate Universe, Dragon Hybrid Dapper, Dapper uses all pronouns, Exile, Found Family
Summary:
The Commonwealth had a strict ban on reading, which Dapper did. ...Very frequently, actually. So after being kicked into exile, Dapper is found by Bad and brought into a new home. How curious that this new child brought a book that could earn their very freedom back as well...
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hey everyone! i want to first off thank everyone for your support bc it's meant a lot to me throughout this whole shitshow <3 in better news too, for everyone following the last 4 months of my life and how shitty those have been, i've been grinding my butt off over on twitch and i'll be eligible to get paid next month! not an insane amount, by any means, but enough to cover some bills which i'm so excited about because it means things are turning around.
as of right now, shit's still pretty rough and there's no way to get an advanced payout so i'll have to wait until the 12th for that. i've sold pretty much everything i could sell that i own, and i've been doing some odd translation jobs but it just hasn't even remotely come close to something livable for me. i have around 20€ to my name and that's because a friend was kind enough to help me.
i have to show up at everyone's doorstep on tumblr dot com standing at the doorway, but i know in a different time i would've urged anyone to ask for help every single time they needed it so i'm taking a page out of my own book and putting this out there in case anyone wants to help <3 it'd mean so much to me if you could reblog, but either way thank you for letting me step on my soapbox and have a beautiful day!
this is my p*ypal <3
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Bad boy!!
(I can’t go a day without drawing him someone help me help)
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Bad: You know what? How about you walk in front of me this time?
Missa: [Weakly] Sure thing, Badboyhalo. [Stammers] We are friends, right?
Bad: Yeah, we're friends. Hey, is there anything you would like Phil to know? You know, any message you've always wanted to send him?
Missa: [Fearfully] Badboyhalo, por favor... Badboyhalo... I'm a good person, I swear to god!
Bad: Oh no, I'm sure you are.
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YESSS SOUL BOND CONFIRMATION AGAINNN !!!!! THEY SHARED CANON LIVES !!!!!!!!! LOVE IS LOVEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My daydreaming has recently just reverted to my middle school form so here’s the edgy BBH lab AU that I’ve been chewing on
Evil lab, probably just the federation does human testing
they take bbh, a regular guy, and try to genetically form him into an idea assassin or something. Night vision resulting in glowing, white eyes, camouflaged skin to blend in with statues, lighter bones to better climb and scale buildings, and a tail for balance. Sharp teeth, claws, and horns all as backup weapons. Enhanced speed and strength. He’s now a man made demon!
his creators are likely pleased! They’ve created a perfect being to do their biddings. Perfect to steal artifacts, to spy, and to kill.
They realize they’ve made a mistake when they try to send bbh on his first mission. All their work resulted in Bad’s brain changing as well. He goes from a reasonable guy they kidnapped to an instinct filled, FURIOUS demon. They didn’t do much psychological upkeep or brainwashing when they altered him, they might have assumed or had a plan to mess with his frontal lobe and amygdala but either, oops, forgot, OR accidentally altered it to make him 10x more unruly.
the second his feet hit the ground he immediately turns back and probably takes out a scientist or two before being sedated.
no they have an absolutely livid and untamable perfect assassin that they continuously try to hypnotize or brainwash but it never works. They try sedation or drugging but every time Bad just naps it off and wakes up angrier. It isn’t until they introduce Bad to the child subjects, idk why they would actually do that there’s like a fifty percent chance he would just fly into homicidal rage, and he becomes fiercely protective and loyal to them.
finally they have leverage over him.
and then eventually he either breaks out or gets rescued with the kids but I haven’t really got there yet 😗
idk about you guys but I love reading what people are thinking about or their personal Brain aus.
this sparked from rewatching the analogue horror videos from the Poppy Playtime devs. I really enjoy the plot and horror they have but also find it very amusing that these people just didn’t really have a way to actually subdue their experiments in times of disaster? They literally had Huggy Wuggy just standing in the atrium what were they thinking
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You know what really got me in the end? I already knew that qbbh would die alone, not because no one cared per se, plenty of people did, but I knew he would die alone because he didn't want to be a burden to others.
But I always thought he would at least die peacefully. I thought he would die in the comfort of his home, passing away in his sleep. Or even under the tree outside their house while the sun was shining and the world would take him away gently like a spring breeze. Or even by his own terms, I thought he might find an empty field or desert and set off an explosion so even then he could die without feeling pain.
But no. He died alone in a flower field, scared and confused, reliving one of his worst memories. He died thinking Dapper was in danger. His last breaths were spent calling for Dapper to live, to "crawl to the entrance".
In his last moments, qBad's memories formed into an amalgamation of the past and present, reliving one of the worst ones in this life as he was dying. He was in a flower field, under a shining sun, but there was no comfort to be found in that moment because he was scared and in so much pain.
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devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged
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Random Phil sketches from a while ago that I may or may not finish :]
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