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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!
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thought about my OC yesterday, thought about my OC today, will think about my OC tomorrow
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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I've begun taking more naps lately....you should take more naps also 🫵
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don't care didn't ask plus this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and i'm climbing out right now
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funky green hat guys have been on my mind since i realized how similar they dress...
hm?? ive no idea
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"Midnight" is one of my favourite episodes!!
A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on may 1st
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Magic the Gathering tip: you should play magic the gathering or somethin i don’t fuckin know.
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Knowledge Revenge.
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tag ur blonde friend
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ooh ahh dripchuck
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