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junior-beans · 22 days

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• “La liberté guidant le peuple” by Eugène Delacroix

and

• “13th attempt to break the Gaza blockade by sea”. Photo by Mustafa Hassouna (Andalou Agency for Getty)

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junior-beans · 24 days

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FUCKING HELP ME I ATE 8 CHOCOLATE FIBER BARS AND MY STOMACHE IS EXPANDIND AND ISTG SATAN IS TRYING TO RIP HIS WAY OUT MY ASS

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junior-beans · 24 days

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hehe *tickle tickle*

i have your ip address (/hj, it's Donnie that has it)(I'd rather die than whatever the FUCK type torture is a damn tickle)

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junior-beans · 3 months

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ballsack

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junior-beans · 4 months

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Easter bunny is uh bald dumb fucking rabbit that gives eggs and chocolate- -Anon

But if I break into someone's house to give them eggs and chocolate it's breaking and entering and stalking and I need severe help and get put in jail

Smh, this shits unfair

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junior-beans · 4 months

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I walked into the kitchen and mikey was eating fruit and then goes;"It's just busting with juicy goodness" and starts giggling and so does Leo and then raph smacks the both of them on the back of the head

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junior-beans · 4 months

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Sometimes I think I should've stayed in the future because what the flippity flying fuck is a Easter bunny

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junior-beans · 4 months

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I went with leo to the doctor and Leo, with a straight fucking face tells the doctor; "Bro I'd buss it down for an alien anyday"

The balls on this man is astounding. (There is context but its so much funier without it)

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junior-beans · 4 months

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im going to braid your hair P.s. The sharks stole Leos peen 😭💔 -Anon

So theres actually a story as to how this came about!

Me, Leo and Donnie were chilling together at like, 3am and playing Mario kart, and Don and Leo were tied, and Donnie as a last ditch attempt, blurts out;"sharks have 2 penises"

It was supposed to startle leo, but nay. It did not. Without missing a beat, fucker replies;"that's fucked up, I had to buy the 3 I have for 40 dollars a a pop!"

And that day, not only did I find out sharks have 2 penises, also also found out how loud donnie screams when he looses Mario kart.

Leo also just has been using that fact everything he gets shit on for being Trans lmfao

Also thanks for braiding my hair April's to busy to

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junior-beans · 4 months

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Me and the others went to a walmart equivalent at the down under and mikey was insistent on getting these bath salts, and when raph tried to take them a mini dissagreement insued and then mikey just goes: "you cunt i just want my Anna and Elsa bath salts while I get asphyxiated!"

I think now would be a amazing time to preface that mikey cursed significantly more than any of the others. Even worse than leo. We all unanimously blame raph. Why? I don't know don't ask me.

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junior-beans · 4 months

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The sharks 💔 Also, *Braids your hair* Now I leave -Anon

The sharks 😔

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junior-beans · 4 months

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Leo was making a pick me joke and he just went;"Yeah I'm not like other girls I'm actually a guy." And some karen was listening to our convo and then started asking the normla questions that Karen's ask and she said smth like wHeReS uR pEnIs ThEn and Leo blank faced just went;""The sharks. The-*choked sob* the sharks stole my penis"

And so slay ig the sharks stole his peen

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junior-beans · 4 months

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Mikey has been speaking "in cursive" for the last 17 hours send help

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junior-beans · 4 months

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I'm gonna take you corn. Also, Love your blog! -Anon.

NO PLS I LOVE CORN I WANT MY CORN

(Also thank you)

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junior-beans · 4 months

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I said I was going to fistfight Santa and Donnie said that's why my momma dead 💀

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junior-beans · 4 months

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Ok so like- me and the others were working on a project and Leo insinuated it looked vaguely semen like and raph, with a straight face, deadpan to him and goes," it's not cum it's fucking gorilla glue."

And later during this same group project donnie and Leo are fighting and raph turns and looks at me and goes;"this is how ibs starts" and as raph says this,

Leo yells at the top of his lungs; "I don't wanna join the military, they're gay"

And then silence.

Pure and utter silence.

Turns out donnie threatened Leo by saying he was gonna sign him up for the military.

The real kicker is Leo is fucking gay.

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junior-beans · 4 months

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I am back. You can have your Jolly now. But- *Un-candies your corn* Uh-Buh-Bye! haha! -Anon

Im fine with this arrangement candy corn is ass regular corn is superior and if u add in a bit of the Korn band that's even better.

Korn with corn.

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