ghost, glaring at soap's urn everytime he walks by: the fucking audacity,,

For a fandom where the most popular ship is a gay one there sure is a lack of male x readers (please writers. I need gay shit.im on my knees(that's what she said) I'm begging)

Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

canon i was the sand

shane's thought process going into this: jas might get scared if i talk about surgery stuff… oh i know! sharks! :p

(after marnie scolded him, shane explained top surgery to jas properly.)

Soap:"I wanna meet your mom."

Ghost:"Okay, you'll have to die."

Soap:"bet?"

Ghost, internally while spreading soap's Ashs:"dude, I was joking."

‘You’ve made an old lady very happy’

‘Abigail’s best girl!’ NO SHE ISNT. GRANNY EVELYN IS GOATED

emily’s 8 heart event in a nutshell

dad bod harvey. DAD BOD HARVEY!!

him. ..............

babushka,,, she is from the old country,,,

tumblr girlies sadposting at 4am could NEVER do it like he does it

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

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louder for the people in the back

I find it kind of funny that Shane is labelled the "i can fix him" romance of sdv but...he really isn't. You, the player, actually do very little in terms of "fixing" him. You watch him have a few breakdowns, and you intervene when he's drunk on the cliffs, but...he's the one who decides to start going to therapy. He's the one who decides to quit drinking. These are not things that you ever encourage him to do. You can headcanon certain interactions all you want, but this isn't like "the player chooses the genre of Elliott's future book." You have no impact on whether or not Shane cleans up his life. You support him at a few key moments, but the desire to change and be better comes from Shane, not the player.

You don't fix him. He fixes himself.

Ghost's favorite resident evil character is Chris because they both can't read.

chat, is it still a hallway crush if i know where they live?