march 26 2024

i think i could be waterboarded… i think i could take it

First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what they’re talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like “what the fuck is that” they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes he’ll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah

the piendussy, if you will. the piendigma male grindset, if you must

November 12th 2023.

will ramos

Everything we touch turns water into blood

learned something about myself lately

was watching hlvrai together with a friend whos never seen it before. i hadnt drawn this guy in a while <3

gremlin boy

Wake up babe, new Philip K Dick story just dropped

(source // source)

me after anyone remotely asks about what ive been working on and I get to lay all of my information onto them:

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

Top tier glub shitto sentence.

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting