What have i done?

You can check my Redbubble here if you want.

Eddie Redmayne is such a babe

Anyone want to talk on gh?

@takemeto-infinityy sounds like Uncle Harry needs to make a trip to Park City and sing her to sleep and drink juice with her ;P

@takemeto-infinityy excuse me sir, are you trying to spoil my daughter?! she wouldn’t drink her juice or eat her veggies today or take her nap nap and if this is your fault.........

recent google search: how to deal with a petulant toddler

Anyone live in the general area near(ish) Salt Lake City/Utah/etc. and want to start up some sort of regular like. Book club or anything like that?

hello my name is gem i’m a model and i study literature at birkbeck university of london. i live in the gorgeous city of london with my wonderful husband matthew and our dogs allen and kito. one of them is actually a cat but identifies as being canine so don’t tell her i said this. sometimes i have to get up very early in the morning to make it to school in time and the sky then reminds me of our wedding day. by the way i’m well known for my fantastic quotes like ‘i’m always pouty but i’ve never got real issues’ or ‘i paint my nails so i don’t forget i’ve got hands’.  i’d happily delight you with some personalised stories about life and love, perhaps a little emotional still because i feel like i’m living in a dream. the girl in the picture is me i promise the light just makes my hair look pink and i had matty straighten my curls hehe.  ciao adios i’m done. @gemm.jns 

@louvocateurbit’s HALLOWEEN MONTH

Alright everyone. I’ve got some exciting news! guess what?!

hello i’m matty. emo lord. singer for the 1975 or drive like i do or whatever other project i decide to resurrect. dad to allen the greatest dog and kito the cat that’s actually a dog. if you can believe it i’m actually a husband too, to the most incredible woman alive gemma healy. i like pretentious literature, black and white films, a nice glass of malbec, and capri lemons. this has been a horrible intro but i will be a much more interesting person after i’ve slept for 42 hours i promise 

you are very aesthetic

I think I got all of the intros!!!!! Let me know if I’m wrong!!!!

Also hi, I’m here.

hey everybody, my name is calum and this is my best bud duke. we just ate a whole pizza together and yes i do mean we because he ate three pieces himself. i play the bass and occasionally sing for a band called 5 seconds of summer and if you’ve never heard of us that’s your loss because we’re the shit. my hobbies include watching buzzfeed unsolved, petting every dog i possibly can, crying over music, eating my weight in pizza and cupcakes, reading about ghosts and aliens and unsolved mysteries and all that creepy shit, and being as sarcastic as humanly possible to assholes who test my patience. if you wanna chat about any of these things my gh is australianhoodrat, and i promise that i don’t bite unless you ask nicely.

Uh, hey guys and gals and others, I’m Brandon Flowers, brought to you by way of (but not currently located in) fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. I’m a singer, songwriter, and good old-fashioned rock ‘n roll frontman for a band called The Killers. We just put out a new record it’s called Wonderful Wonderful and you should give it a listen, and I have a couple solo records of my own. I love salt & vinegar potato chips, Las Vegas, hiking, the desert, my three sons, and the beautiful amazing woman I’m marrying tomorrow. If there’s anything else you wanna know, you want to tell me how much I suck, or if you want to talk about the life and times of the Pet Shop Boys or whatever else, I’m on the google thing at eastflamingoroad. 

Aye I’m Justin. Currently comfortable on my bed knowing that I do have shit to do. Hockey af, Supreme af, shredding the gnar gnars af. Send memes my fam 👌🏻haha don’t be afraid to hit me up!

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