OTPPPPP. Oh, and my back-up OTP of Gunnar x Kora is here kissing, but they are like my safety school ship as not as likely to kill him off than essentially the Darth Vader to her father's Emperor Palpatine. But I know what dynamic I am actually here for👄👄👄👄.

"Tell me what we're trying to achieve here." "The same thing as the last time we met. I kill you."

I think I have 100 followers on Tumblr and I am ready to risk them all for my latest how-typical-of-me ship. I was made sure I was going to ship it just prior to it dropping one day early when I realised how weirdly hot Walton Goggins is (I literally only know him from being underutilised in the Marvel Cinematic Universe) and that he is for certain one of the three leads of the show. As much as I hate what The Ghoul did to The Target -- and then the Star Wars Love Language of lopping off one another's appendages when it comes to Lucy -- although at least he had his save-the-dog redemption 🦮🐕‍🦺. Now to populate the shipping tags to find my fellow vicariously-ghoulfucking freaks. Though I do not want to hit it so much as I want the McLean girl to hit it. But I respect y'all out here doing this shit for the love of *that game* 🤐🤐🤐🤐.

DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Eddie: I’m not stealing this car for you.

Susie: *smiles at him flirtatiously*

Eddie: Nevermind. Do you want me to steal anything else?

As much as I did not care for Joe Alwyn when the two of them were together...

...though not as much as I actually dislike Tay's new boyfriend...

I dunno that I am prepared for the emotional transition from "London Boy" to "So Long, London". (...especially with the latter being a track #5, which is the surest guarantee of being emotionally fucked by Taylor Swift.) Welp, at least "So American" is out there now for a transatlantic relationship still in its honeymoon period.

Freddy: How did you get Susie to forgive you?

Eddie: Well…

Freddy: Was it flowers? Chocolate?

Eddie: No I killed a man for her.

Poring over the TTPD track listing, I feel I can speak for many that it just, readily looks applicable to one's Problematic Faves Or Blorbos --

My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys Down Bad But Daddy, I Love Him Fresh Out the Slammer Guilty As Sin? Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? I Can Fix Him (No, Really, I Can) LOML I Can Do It With A Broken Heart The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

...like who even needs to be in an Actual Relationship, and subsequent break-up, to feel seen with too many fictional characters on file in staring directly at the sun🤐🤐🤐🤐but never in the mirror.

You are the one so I make sure I behave...

RadioDust Brain Rot so bad already by February, this song came on in a coffee shop on lunch break from work and I immediately snapped it up as a song for them. I could really just envision (or rather, hear) this as Angel Dust being down bad for Alastor. And all of Rihanna's...antics in this song, I could see as Angel's moves even like punctuating any sentence to Al🤣🤣. Plus the blonde hair and all the looks in this I could see as working on Angel, and Rihanna feels very him musically and otherwise ("S&M" would definitely be on the soundtrack of his life). Happy Birthday, Angel Dust! 💋💋

usopp/kaya // mine

Susie: *holds Charlotte’s baby*

Eddie: *stops working*

Susie: I don’t sleep with the help.

Eddie: *starts his journey into the world of criminality and rises to become Susie’s equal partner*

Jack: Are you meeting Susie for business or pleasure?

Eddie: Strictly pleasure.

Jack: What?

Eddie: What?

I mean, Jack Glass is their number-one shipper🥊🥊.

do you think all of their criminal associates have illegal betting rings on if susie and eddie are together or not

Susie: *sends the Gospel and his gang after Eddie*

Eddie: *heart eyes*

reblog to manifest the first susie x eddie fanfiction

when their foreplay is just *intense eye contact* and *killing people together*

The HIGH DIFFERENCE 😫❤️‍🔥