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jon-bongg-jovi · 3 months

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Did you already hear the news?

We might need to get the crabs ready

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jon-bongg-jovi · 5 months

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yeah i realised after i made this that i did an oopsie but let’s just pretend that didn’t happen okay /lh

how to keysmash

for beginner queers

the keysmash is an integral part of being queer. we use it to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, surprise, laughter, happiness, love, and so many more. a proper keysmash is very important.

when you keysmash, you will want it to be primarily composed of home row letters (home row is circled) and short letters (highlighted in red). an example of a home row keysmash looks like this:

shsjdkfjfhs

it is important to include some letters that dip below the text line (highlighted in blue) and tall letters (highlighted in green). this will add some much needed variation to a keysmash composed of only short letters.

a keysmash composed of only short letters looks like this:

asuencoazx

whereas a keysmash composed of all kinds of letters looks like this:

slcoegjcbfrb

note the difference.

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to recap: a perfect keysmash consists of mostly home row letters, and includes plenty of tall letters and letters that extend under the text row.

an example of a good keysmash looks like this:

fdkfbekeheidhxjdbdkxhdkfhdjv

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when keysmashing in all caps, the letter shape rules apply less because they’re all the same size, but you should still keep in mind the home row rule. an example of an all caps keysmash looks like this:

SHSNDJDKDHFKDHDL

enjoy your keysmashing and your queerness!

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jon-bongg-jovi · 5 months

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psa to my manager: if i’m sitting at work, it’s not because i’m lazy, it’s because my joints feel like they’re both melting and freezing at the same time and i physically cannot stand

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jon-bongg-jovi · 6 months

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instead of brother from another mother or sister from another mister, i present to you

sib from another crib

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jon-bongg-jovi · 6 months

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having adhd is like playing bingo but all the numbers you need aren’t even in the roller so every time it’s rolled it’s just another useless number and you’re just sitting there like WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

#actually adhd #adhd #adhd brain

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jon-bongg-jovi · 6 months

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i genuinely can’t believe this post actually helped people but you know what, if it did, glad i could help lmao 💀

how to keysmash

for beginner queers

the keysmash is an integral part of being queer. we use it to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, surprise, laughter, happiness, love, and so many more. a proper keysmash is very important.

when you keysmash, you will want it to be primarily composed of home row letters (home row is circled) and short letters (highlighted in red). an example of a home row keysmash looks like this:

shsjdkfjfhs

it is important to include some letters that dip below the text line (highlighted in blue) and tall letters (highlighted in green). this will add some much needed variation to a keysmash composed of only short letters.

a keysmash composed of only short letters looks like this:

asuencoazx

whereas a keysmash composed of all kinds of letters looks like this:

slcoegjcbfrb

note the difference.

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to recap: a perfect keysmash consists of mostly home row letters, and includes plenty of tall letters and letters that extend under the text row.

an example of a good keysmash looks like this:

fdkfbekeheidhxjdbdkxhdkfhdjv

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when keysmashing in all caps, the letter shape rules apply less because they’re all the same size, but you should still keep in mind the home row rule. an example of an all caps keysmash looks like this:

SHSNDJDKDHFKDHDL

enjoy your keysmashing and your queerness!

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jon-bongg-jovi · 6 months

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#harm reduction #weed #smoking #stoner #stoner content #bong #important #important info #informational

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jon-bongg-jovi · 6 months

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oo

WA A A A

*aggressive guitar noises*

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jon-bongg-jovi · 7 months

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this sticker is so funny to me because it can 100% be read as encouraging conservative men to become trans women and i cannot stop thinking about it

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jon-bongg-jovi · 7 months

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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jon-bongg-jovi · 7 months

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how to keysmash

for beginner queers

the keysmash is an integral part of being queer. we use it to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, surprise, laughter, happiness, love, and so many more. a proper keysmash is very important.

when you keysmash, you will want it to be primarily composed of home row letters (home row is circled) and short letters (highlighted in red). an example of a home row keysmash looks like this:

shsjdkfjfhs

it is important to include some letters that dip below the text line (highlighted in blue) and tall letters (highlighted in green). this will add some much needed variation to a keysmash composed of only short letters.

a keysmash composed of only short letters looks like this:

asuencoazx

whereas a keysmash composed of all kinds of letters looks like this:

slcoegjcbfrb

note the difference.

-

to recap: a perfect keysmash consists of mostly home row letters, and includes plenty of tall letters and letters that extend under the text row.

an example of a good keysmash looks like this:

fdkfbekeheidhxjdbdkxhdkfhdjv

-

when keysmashing in all caps, the letter shape rules apply less because they’re all the same size, but you should still keep in mind the home row rule. an example of an all caps keysmash looks like this:

SHSNDJDKDHFKDHDL

enjoy your keysmashing and your queerness!

#this is mostly a joke #keysmash #gay #lgbt #queer content #queer

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jon-bongg-jovi · 7 months

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