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brb making a chapstick challenge fic w johnnie and having it end out in a steamy makeout sesh hold on
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ugh hes just so handsome
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NAH BC I MIGHT BE CRAZY
just imagine you calling johnnie and asking what he wants from whatever fast food place ur at and then he says this
dr pepper BABY???????
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stream if looks could kill
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turtles - johnnie guilbert x reader
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oneshot, sub!johnnie x f dom! reader, fluff, smut, p in v, oral
word count: 1.1k
i had to make sub johnnie smut plus we needed a little turtle bite mention
story below the cut
your boyfriend johnnie was streaming while you were laying on the couch off camera. he was just talking to chat as usual and reacting to one of his and jake's most recent video. you were feeling really needy all week and decided this was the best time to get his attention. you started to take off the hoodie you were wearing, which was johnnie's, leaving his faint cologne on your skin.
his gaze averted away from his screen as he stopped what he was saying, looking directly into your eyes, and below. you had on his favorite black lacy bra, making you his eye candy. luckily, his chat didn't notice the pause when he stuttered on what he was saying, and he continued.
leaving you unsatisfied as he watches the video, you start to slowly and quietly take off your pajama shorts, leaving you in a black lacy thong, as it was a matching set. johnnie took a peek at you, admiring the way you looked. but he knew his stream would get skeptical, so he still continued. however, this time you could see a tent forming in his pants. you smugly started to rub yourself over your underwear, making the strain on his pants get larger causing him to bite his lip. you pushed your underwear to the side, starting to insert a finger. he couldn't be more eager for the video to finish. you then pushed another finger, getting yourself off while johnnie watched.
with a minute left, he started to palm himself over his jeans, completely ignoring his stream and fully watching you. teasing his impatience, you let out a moan, quiet enough to not pick up on the mic. palming his erection harder, he says bye to stream, his voice cracking a little. being relieved it's over, he let out a whimper which signaled you to come over to him, straddling him on the chair.
"what's this pretty boy? is it all for me?" you lightly grind your hips on the bulge in his jeans. he lets out a moan. "fuck, mhm." you initiate a kiss full of passion, letting each other's tongues roam the insides of your mouths. you suck on his bottom lip, biting it. "do you want me to make you feel good and take care of it?" johnnie nods his head. "i need a yes or a no" you suck on his neck, being sure to leave a mark. "mmm- yes please mommy, make me feel good" you push down harder on his jeans while leaving some more hickeys on his neck. you start to undress him. taking off his 'my chemical romance' shirt, and in place leaving a bruise on his 'i'm not perfect' tattoo, even though you always thought he was.
you let his hands roam your body while doing this, running up and down the sides of your body, occasionally grabbing your breasts or your butt. whatever he could put his hands on, he did.
you then got off of him, making him release a whine from the loss of pressure. you got down on your knees in front of him, starting to work on his belt and jeans. once he was in his boxers, you left kisses on his inner thighs. you took his boxers off at a painfully slow speed. "please m', go faster." he whimpered to you.
accepting his request, you took them off and took his length in your hand, some precum dripping out of his tip. you stroked him as he gripped the arms on his chair, finally feeling pleasure. you licked the cum off, starting to suck him off, taking as much as you could. the relief was unbearable as he was a moaning mess. "fuck, i love you so much y/n. you're perfect for me." he whined. this made you moan on his cock, sending a vibration to him. being close to releasing, you increased your speed聽 as he slightly bucked his hips up. he came all over your bra as you jerked off the last bit he had left.
"well baby, do you wanna make mommy feel good now?" he nodded as you pulled him closer to the bed. "undress me." stating it simply, he wasted no time in unclasping your bra, wanting to touch and feel all of you. by now he has his back on the headboard and you find yourself straddling him again. he plants kisses along your chest, taking one of your breasts in his mouth, sucking on it while his other hand plays with your nipple. "such a- good boy for me." he releases his hold on you, focusing all his attention on getting rid of your panties. once they're off, he licks a cold stripe up your pussy, inserting his tongue. "oh shit m, johnnie-" you moan his name out, making him hard again. just as you're about to cum, he pulls away, leaving you with a confused expression. "m' please ride me" he begs while pulling you fully on top of him in a cowgirl position.
you grind on his cock, leaving your wet juices to use as slick, while you slowly insert him into you. he lets out a long strained moan and you can tell he won't last long. your hands on his chest hold you up as he starts thrusting into you. the room is filled with moans and groans from the both of you. you bend down, kissing him with lust and desire. he starts to go faster, grabbing the sides of your waist. your bodies perfectly fit into one another as he slams into you. "gonna cum." "leave it in." he moans, moments later releasing inside of you, his liquid flowing down the side of your thighs as he helps you reach your high. you smile at him, planting more tiny kisses along his jawline. "i love you." "i love you too, babe." you hold him close to you, cuddling under the sheets with your bodies warming eachother. "don't look in the mirror.. there might be a surprise." he softly chuckled, before you both fell asleep.
the next day, johnnie starts up an instagram live. what he was unaware of was that a hickey could be prominently seen right on his neck. someone had caught it later on and posted a photo onto twitter.
*picture* @user5820887: OH MY GOD IS THAT A HICKEY?
replying to @used5820887 | Johnnie Guilbert: Nah, that's a turtle bite.
you found that funny and cute at the same time. people hadn't known you were together, but thought you were really close friends. fans were going crazy defending him and others were jealous, but they somehow found out that you were a possible candidate. and flooded your recent instagram post comments.
@j0hnn13l0v3r commented: do you have a pet turtle?
replying to @j0hnn13l0v3r | y/nssecretlyfe: nah, im a turtle.
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i hope u guys like this one i'm excited for his new songgg
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he鈥檚 so fucking hot
anyways stream vampire馃枻馃└
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Y/N: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Gally: Yeah, sure.
Gally: *moves the salt further away*
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Y/N: Why are you guys so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Thomas:
Gally:
Thomas: I'm gonna tell her.
Gally: Don't you dare.
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why is no one talking about these photos of jack i literally just want to guzzle him down rn 馃馃馃
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"i'm not a violent dog, i don't know why i bite."
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Gally: *types in Y/N's name*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Gally *throws computer across the room*: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU-
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Thomas: welcome to the fuck Gally club. this is a club for people who don't like him. but first, a word from our newest member;
Y/N: ...okay so there's been a misunderstanding.
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Gally: no one can hurt me if I'm cold and detached and not invested in anyone.
Y/N: hey Gallyyy
Gally: well, shit.
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Gally: Hey Y/N, wanna play 20 questions?
Y/N: Sure!
Y/N: What's your favorite color?
Gally *focused* : Green. Do you love me?
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umm guys are we looking at the same thing here?!
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Y/N: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can鈥檛 possibly cover you?
Gally: Y/N, it鈥檚 four o鈥檆lock in the morning.
Y/N: So, you can鈥檛 sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Gally: Y/N, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Y/N: Oooooh, someone鈥檚 in trouble. It鈥檚 me. I don鈥檛 know why I said that.
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