hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

what if i am forever doomed to just be the weird daughter.

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

These are literal words of wisdom right here. 😊

I made something

What if you had a white whale to hunt but god said faggot! You will get a bachelors degree

Lavender season

augustine sycamore posting in the year of our lord [current year]

Link in bio. What will he learn?

the good news is that some things in life are easy peasy the bad news is that all the other things are difficult pifficult

Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes

Me: that my sharingan

When your own OC becomes your blorbo it is both glorious and torturous

As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning