never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

Listening to 90s bands means you'll hear songs freaking out about gene engineering

The customer in question:

Customer: MY MOBILE APP DMV: WHITE CRACKIN… RACIAL? Verdict: DENIED

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

Take a look at this beast

You know what they say: lie down with puppygirls wake up with fleagirls

Calling Bulgarian Soviet bloc era things "Russian" as if the Bulgarian communist party built a monument to the Bulgarian communist party in the name of tsar Alexander II

Far right Bulgarian Russia guys are so funny "wow soviet union so epic no gays" my brother in Christ they would have put you in a camp

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

Far right Bulgarian Russia guys are so funny "wow soviet union so epic no gays" my brother in Christ they would have put you in a camp

girls who tell you about super mario speed run cosmic ray are going extinct

they are being outcompeted in their ecological niche by girls who tell you about super mario speed run cosmic ray being a myth

Anatoly Dneprov - Immortality Formula (front and rear cover) (USSR, 1963)

artist: Nikolay Grishin

taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

Dixie Kong underwater in tropical freeze