september
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if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell
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Yesss
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my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
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you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
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My pretty mummy
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Omg a flat white, I can almost make those now ;)
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people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
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Keeping a good mood in a bad situation
Some tips and advice for keeping yourself in a good place during rough times <3
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'Caring is a choice?' The Outtakes ;)
Posted on my side channel
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