Maybe if I sit and stare, and look this hot, my caretaker will notice how low my water bowl is… https://www.instagram.com/p/CmHR4XALYDx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I am magnificent. No need for jealousy. #grammostolapulchripes #chacogoldenknee https://www.instagram.com/p/CllyGWCrQAxQHPa6Y-VUA9IPv1cWx1T6i9jh_U0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Don’t hate me for being fabulous! #chacogoldenknee #grammostalapulchripes https://www.instagram.com/p/CiieHp-PAp7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Newly molted and gorgeous! #grammostolapulchripes #chacogoldenknee https://www.instagram.com/p/CiV71pXvwxi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This little cutie is the size of my thumb… #treefrog (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChtAHlmLdbnTDFpuzdBtjaHCASTivHeoG_wD0E0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy Tarantula Appreciation Day! I know my keeper appreciates and loves me. #grammostolapulchripes #chacogoldenknee (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChAHGxIrRdg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#foresterxt #foresternation #foresterculture #subaruambassador https://www.instagram.com/p/CfsPRBNL7_1KaTBJkTzsySy_AOIqTBjzxdNsYE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

@dragonglassware https://www.instagram.com/p/CfZ_NCzPrytPmi4LrLb0vp5ckZE-MOsTYjvaX40/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

On this day in 2017, a certain dark grey metallic 2018 Subaru Forester XT Touring rolled off the assembly line in Tokyo Japan. Seven months later, that particular Forester would find her way to a new owner who would adore her. Happy birthday Serenity! #subaruambassador #subaruusa #foresterculture #foresternation https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce5vxpPOhomu8kwlcNVMdvXvLyxZd1JBsY3Z6I0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It’s a fine life. #makersmarkambassador #davidoffcigars #manhattandrink (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeKTknkrgGv3xhZXQkAoBnoeudSvT3tBVVodlg0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

A fine looking 2012 Outback. He has a new Subaru cap! #subaruambassador #subaruusa https://www.instagram.com/p/CeEx3kzPWh8WF6ZFCkoBpbJbrwaIjdOCWT2Lt00/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I’ve spent two days excavating, and filling in the pond. Then, I see the pond is clean and has water again. This is me giving my keeper the evil eye while he messes up my work after I dumped the water a second time. #grammostolapulchripes #chacogoldenknee (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdGM4TNL3ow/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This is my keeper, there are many like him, but this one is mine! (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcwNBf2L-kU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Whiskey Wednesday! #whiskeywednesday #unclesnearest #bourbon #punchcigars (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcBfz9AvFnvDJVk6cDilRyqie9vSSLAYZ8Cy5s0/?utm_medium=tumblr

I am thinking really flat thoughts. #grammostolapulchripes #chacogoldenknee #bighairyspider https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca74tpHvXDq/?utm_medium=tumblr

A little post meal drink and pedipalp cleanup. #chacogoldenknee #grammostolapulchripes (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CahdEJDrXdC/?utm_medium=tumblr

Don’t hate me for being beautiful. #grammostalapulchripes #chacogoldenknee #bighairyspider (at Union Grove, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/zzgoldenknee/p/CYfFdZuvg2T/?utm_medium=tumblr