james-lakeland
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james lakeland;if you can't hang then there's the door, baby.
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Yeah, just a little while.
You can forget the food for a little while, okay?
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Chinese food is gross anyway, and unnecessarily expensive.
Why is it that after you eat Chinese food, you’re hungry again in like an hour? Doesn’t seem very fair.
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@yaboijames: why the fuck do men have nipples!!!!!!!!!
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@j.lakeland UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO.
She's alright.
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I will order you both if you kiss me right now.
I want..can we order pizza? Or Chinese? Can we order food? And then maybe I’ll kiss you.
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No! No, no, no, no, I was just kidding. What do you want? I'll give you a surprise. What is it? What do you want? Don't go. Actually kinda missed you.
Oh my god. Fuck you. Fuck you, I’m leaving. You just missed a night of sex.
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Sounding awfully maternal Reeves. No she doesn't instagram chocolate pie pictures, that's exclusively for me.
As long as you have faith in yourself, Lakeland — doesn’t make much of a difference what I think. Bet she loves you right back. Are her instagrammed chocolate pie pics the only exception then?
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There is no surprise. I'm a lazy shit who didn't want to leave the house.
Where’s my surprise?
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K: god you are such a girl
K: A SURPRISE
J: i prefer the term a romantic
J: YEAH A SURPRISE
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K: you are so desperate
K: *kissy emoji*
K: now get over here
J: sue me? i want to be wooed, katrina
J: why don't you come over here? i've got a surprise for you anyway
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K: come over
J: no please? not even a kissy emoji?
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“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.”
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time?
"I don't waste time. I'm always doing something. I stay busy to avoid thinking about shit that doesn't matter anymore, or the shit that I can't change. I think that's why people get depressed, you know? They don't keep themselves busy. The only way I waste time, if you will, is sleeping or studying--and I hardly do either of those."
Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
"I'd say I'm bisexual, bicurious maybe? Frankly, I think labels are pretty stifling. I like who I like, yeah? I don't think sticking a label across my forehead is gonna change that."
Biggest and smallest long term goal?
"Smallest long term goal? Graduating, probably. My biggest long term goal? Shit, you realize I have issues deciding what I want for breakfast, right? I mean, I guess my biggest goal would be to be happy doing whatever I'm doing, wherever I am in life. Success doesn't really matter to me because that's in the eye of the beholder, I just wanna be happy."
Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
"I'm pretty good at any sort of literature, at least that's what my grades tell me. Personally I think people browbeat kids into education like nothing you've ever seen before. If you wanna make straight A's, make straight A's, you wanna practice your guitar instead of doing your homework? Do it. Fuck CEO, corporate office bullshit, that's your future and you can worry about that later--do what you wanna do now, seize the moment."
How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
"5 years from now? I'll be 24, I believe, so I see myself plastered at a rager, dancing, most likely wearing a sombrero. And yeah, that's the best answer you're gonna get out of me."
What is their biggest regret?
"I don't really believe in regrets, kind of a pointless thing in my opinion. I mean, I wanted it at one time... why would I feel repentance towards it? But since I've got a feeling I'm not gonna get off that easily, I'd have to say my biggest regret would have to be losing my virginity. Not that she wasn't hot, or that I didn't care about her, but it was rushed and it could've been more meaningful. Honorable mention, her dad came home in the middle of it. I jumped out the window with my jeans around my ankles as her dad chased me for three blocks. It just wasn't a good time."
Do they express their thoughts through words or actions?
"I'm not good at expressing myself towards others so I'd say I'm more physical. Take that as you will."
How do they express love?
"Can I repeat my last answer? I don't express love well at all, so I don't."
What makes them feel guilty?
"Being the generally shitty person I am makes me feel pretty guilty but once again, if I keep myself busy, I don't have time to think about it. Wow, isn't my repetition getting annoying? Are we done yet?"
What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
"Coffee? Sleeping? Partying? Man, I don't know. What kind of questions are these? Is this an application for the bachelor?"
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
"Emotional. I'm pretty emotionally charged, which is probably why 99.9% of my decisions are pretty horrible."
Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
"Death? Nah. That's inevitable. When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. Then we become worm food and get to see that big dark abyss that looks so forward to."
#hartfieldutask3#this is so late i'm trash#i'm literally trash#that graphic is trash#i am trash#also james is like level 30 douche and i love him
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carlie: of course i have
carlie: when have i not been
carlie: YOU'RE PUSHING ME OVER THE LINE
james: i don't know??? is that a trick question
james: good to know my existence is nothing in comparison to a mountain dew
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harley: you're just not trying because you know it's hopeless
harley: and that's not just because i'm clearly gay
james: i'm not trying because i frankly think you're quite noxious, not because i don't think i could land someone like you or because of your sexuality
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