For devbasaa

She wanted Bucky pinned to a wall.

Ok, Bucky sleeping <3

playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes

every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.

so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™

and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

elden meshi??? dungeon ring?????? pt.1

Christopher Makos Franco and Winston. 1994.

sometimes the moral of the story really is just "you cannot go back and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it's still going to be okay" huh

i know you fucking lying

Stucky 

“It’s alright, Bucky.”

And about the AI opt-out setting Tumblr will deploy tomorrow, I’ll just let you with the words of the person in charge of the heist:

Andrew Spittle, Automattic’s head of AI replied: “We will notify existing partners on a regular basis about anyone who’s opted out since the last time we provided a list. […] I believe partners will honor this based on our conversations with them to this point.”

So Tumblr will notify openAi and Midjourney that you wish your posts to not be used and it’s entirely up to them to comply or not. And as we know, we are talking about some of the less ethical companies on the internet (which honestly is kind of a feat), so that cute little setting will most than probably do nothing and less.

when you start neon genesis evangelion you are like damn they are in such a dire world that they have no choice but to use children to pilot their mechs in their defense against angels and NERV is simply the accepted terrible necessary means to that end. and then they go to like a giant robot making companies conference and the other companies are like The FREAKS at NERV are using CHILDREN to pilot!! and youre like Wait LMFAO WAIT Oh my god

Just cut the tip of my tongue on a shard of the lollipop i was eating, like some sort of willy wonka saw trap

— MARIE HOWE.

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

I have the kind of brain disease where my reaction to shrooms is “I have an idea for a Garfield comic”

15 Colours Challenge: 03 揺るぎない青 Unmovable Blue