doctors: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE we have found a treatment for diabetes it’s called insulin! people won’t die from this illness anymore if we just give them insulin isn’t this great news?

united states of america: how about we make it so poor people have either limited to zero access to this insulin?

doctors: but don’t we have enough resources to provide for everyone in need of such a medication?

the united states of america: yes!

doctors: isn’t that genocide

united states of america: YES

united states of america fist pumping and chanting ‘U’ ‘S’ ‘A’:

I see your “romantic relationships shouldn’t be more important than platonic relationships” and raise you “romantic relationships shouldn’t be rooted in anything but strong, healthy, and mutually rewarding friendships anyways”

me, using a ouija board: A… L… I… V… E…

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it’s alive????

me: idk i’ll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N… A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

Three days? Easy peasy.

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

Oh no what a fucking tragedy

Scared to jump down

🎥: Whiskersnpurrs

When I am king, the first law I will pass will be to make gag reels mandatory for every movie.

Steve… for everything that’s happened because of me – what I’ve done…

Jazmine Headley took her baby boy to a public benefits office in Brooklyn on a recent Friday to find out why the city had abruptly stopped paying for him to go to day care while she worked cleaning offices.

Nearly four hours later Ms. Headley, 23, left the Boerum Hill facility in handcuffs, after police officers and security guards pried her son from her arms in a chaotic arrest that began when she got into a dispute over whether she was allowed to sit on the floor.

The incident, caught on cellphone videos and shared widely online, has propelled her into the center of a public reckoning over how the city treats people seeking public assistance…

teamwork at its finest

https://www.democracynow.org/2018/12/13/you_are_stealing_our_future_greta

I’m not a historian, but I know that nomad people tend to get buzzed with fermented animal milk. I imagine in Dothraki case it would be something like Kazakh’s kumis (кумыс). Usually it’s got a pretty mild alcohol content, but I just checked and apparently there’s a stronger, over 40 degrees version called asau kumis (wild kumis).

It's presumptuous, but I'm distressed on Khal Drogo's behalf, as there seems to be no Dothraki word for beer; can you help?

Would they have beer…? Don’t you need grain for that? Dothraki don’t do a ton of harvesting. Hmm… I need a historian to jump in here.

FMAB does breasts right.

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

Alexander Kent

Hari Kondabolu: Warn Your Relatives (2018)

“Associate with the noblest people you can find; read the best books; live with the mighty; but learn to be happy alone.”

— Saul Bellow (via purplebuddhaquotes)