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Having autism is like being a normal guy in the fey wild. The people make NO sense, theres no r logic or reason, there’s too many fucking things happening, it’s frankly way too loud and bright , and everyone talks in riddles and when you ask “hey please use clear language I don’t understand the riddles” they get mad at YOU and say that YOU can’t communicate properly and just expect you to magically know how this nonsense place works like everyone’s born with an innate ability to play the mental games of the fey
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One time I asked my mom what women naked look like and she said “they don’t have penises” so I took it as “oh they just look like Barbie dolls completely smooth” and didn’t question that until I was fucking 15
funny how adults will say random things to children without much thought or accuracy, and then a kid will integrate that into a fundamental cornerstone of their understanding of reality and The Way The World Works
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"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
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Thinking about that one time I saw a Tumblr post saying “I don’t trust redditors because they don’t hate their site” and I’m like??? Redditors HATE Reddit. There are THREE SUBREDDITS dedicated to hating Reddit. Memes about how shit Reddit is regularly reach hot. They LOATH the site
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All the power that would be spent yearning for others is simply put into procrastinating harder
I've seen a fair amount of aroace characters whose main personality trait is being successful in life or driven, insinuating that they have no time for romance. Where are the people who DO have time for romance and simply don't want it? Where are the aroace losers? The simpletons? Give me feral weirdos with a lack of interest in dating that doesn't hinge on their life's interest or career
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I’m pretty sure this is the plot of a Doctor Who episode
demon who, tired of the gross biological complications of possessing humans, decides to inhabit mall mannequins instead
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Maybe the reason Dr Doofenshmirtz never realized that the platypus was Perry without the hat is because platypuses (platypi?) visit him daily
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*platypus knocks on door*
“A platypus”
*puts on bowler hat*
*GASP* PAUL THE PLATYPUS? Listen I promise I‘lol get your rent next week
*angry platypus noises*
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Am I the first person to realize what a load of BULLSHIT the golden rule. “Treat others the way you want to be treated” well then I guess I’ll never make eye contact and not start any conversation Ms Baker. What’s that? Other people don’t like that? Well I do so I’m treating others the way I want to be treated
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That was the only thing I could remember tbh
THIS IS MAKING ME CRY
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My 15 Favorite Blue Characters
1. Sonic The Hedgehog
2. Dory
3. Genie
4. James P. Sullivan
5. Megamind
6. Stitch
7. Hades
8. Gumball
9. Lapis Lazuli
10. Lucario
11. Greninja
12. Sapphire
13. Emily
14. Sally
15. Mune
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Hi hello greetings!!! I'm looking for blogs to follow since im new here. The fandoms im in are:
**Infinity Train
**The Owl House
**Miraculous Ladybug
*Gravity Falls
*Steven Universe
**Over The Garden Wall
**Bojack Horseman
**Gumball
**Furby and Furby fakes
**Luca
**She-ra (still catching up)
**Undone
**Invincible
*Total Drama Series (still catching up)
** Sailor Moon
*The Promised Neverland
**It Lives Series (i quit playing choices a while ago but im still obsessed with that anthology :( )
(Double stars means im more into those)
Like/interact with this post if you are into any if those and i will give a follow! (Double points if you are a content creator!)
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As a kid I liked going to the dentist a bit too much and now I’m a sub
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Serial Killers that only target 20something women are the worst type. A little bit of homicide keeps society vigilant but we really don’t need more sexism
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