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jackxturner · 9 years
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"I... have absolutely nothing to say in response to that."
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"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
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jackxturner · 9 years
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You terrify me in the most unique and exciting of ways, Dee.
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I don’t know what I loved more - being deemed best dressed by my favourite gossipy bitch, Jade, or dropping some pills and hooking up with two of the school’s distinguished guests. Either way, no one’s forgetting that event in a hurry. Not if I can help it.
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jackxturner · 9 years
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I guess this'll just be my third dateless year in a row, all because I was too good for your offer. Heartbreaking, but I'm holding out for a real man.
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Damn. Well guess you won’t get the honor of being my date, Jackaroo.
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jackxturner · 9 years
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jackxturner · 9 years
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I'm almost jealous to hear that.
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I am so glad I’m not taking any math classes this year. I wish you luck in advance.
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jackxturner · 9 years
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Surely not the king. There's gotta be someone on this campus nerdier than I. But Algebra isn't bad. Way nicer to the brain than Calculus.
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Which is saying something ‘cause you’re king of the nerds. Algebra II. It sucks. I was fine solving for X. Why do I need to solve for Y and Z too? It’s annoying.
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jackxturner · 9 years
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Sadly, I fear I am not nerdy enough to survive this. What math are you taking, M&M?
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It’s what you get for being a nerd.
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jackxturner · 9 years
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I might.
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Would you like it better if I had two dozen roses and candles?
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jackxturner · 9 years
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Of all the things I am not ready for, Calc this semester is at the top of the list.
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jackxturner · 9 years
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Well, that wasn't a very suave way to ask me, I think I'm a little underwhelmed.
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Formal dance? Alright ladies, I know you’ll all want a piece of me but only one lady can be my date. 
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