There's a good kind of nasty in the air

4/24/14, Jack, BOS @ DET

I used to like dot-to-dot. When I was about 4 years old. It's an elephant! In fact, it was a civet, spraying musk.

Jack, 4/10/14, BOS @ WPG

BOYCHUK SCORES!!!! Bergeron the clean win off the face off, and IT'S. A. JOHNNY. ROCKET.

Jack, 4/5/14, PHI @ BOS

Marchand scores! It's 6-1! If this is a game of strip poker people are running out of articles of clothing!

Jack, 2/8/14, OTT @ BOS

Buckminster Fuller’s happy somewhere, ‘cause there were about eight triangles in that sequence!

Jack, 1/28/14, FLA @ BOS

I've got a zoo full of pet peeves!

Jack, 12/5/13, Bruins at Canadiens

“…Skates over the Senator’s face, something we all wish we could do in the United States”

Jack, 11/15/2013, BOS @ OTT

PATRICE BERGERON with a MAGNIFICENT rush and the Bruins have their second shorty of the night!

Jack, 9/3/13, TBL @ BOS

The crowd'll tell you the result.

Jack, 9/3/13, TBL @ BOS, on Chris Kelly's penalty shot.

Marchand..to Bergeron! Drive, Save, Rebound and it's loose! Seguin kicks it loose! BERGERON SCOOOORES! PATRICE BERGERON, WITH THE POINT OF THE DAGGER AT THEIR THROAT, THEY RIP IT OUT OF TORONTO'S HANDS, AND KILL. THE. BEAST.! THE BOSTON BRUINS HAVE WON IT, AFTER BEING 3 DOWN IN THE 3RD.

Jack, 5/13/13, TOR @ BOS, Game 7, OT.

The call of the Game Seven Game Winning Goal

Not too many people gave a whole lotta hope to the Boston Bruins who had struggled for offense, down 3 goals, with 11 minutes to go. But they have found the elusive Other Gear.

Jack, 5/13/13, TOR @ BOS. Game 7, 3rd period, 50 seconds remaining. Tied 4-4. 

No, it's "Boy-" not "Boo" they're pronouncing it wrong. It's Boychuk.

Jack, 5/12/13, BOS @ TOR, after an open ice hit by Boychuk that decked a Leafs player drew boos from the crowd

SAVE BY RASK!

Jack, 5/6/13, BOS @ TOR

Psycho? Yes. Psychiatrist? No.

Jack, 5/4/13, TOR @ BOS, describing himself.

"5:57 left on the clock. When we come back, what time will it be, Brick?" "Winning time."

Jack and Brick, 4/28/13, OTT @ BOS

DENNIS SEIDENBERG! BA-BANG! Two goals in a span of 18 seconds, and the Bruins have tied it!

Jack, 4/28/13, OTT @ BOS