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NOT now kitten. daddy is mixing alcohol
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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
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I love BSD wan.
#abslutely OBSESSED with dazai's random weird little soulless void ass eyes#that sometimes pop up in wan#thinking about it too hard gives me depression though#esp with the fireworks show episode#so i laugh about it instead! haha. so fun.#no but actually its hilarious i love it i love him he's so blendable#my man just becomes a madoka magica character sometimes its fine#the sigma show#bsd wan#bsd translations#nakajima atsushi#dazai osamu#armed detective agency
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Rin 14 — The Port Mafia Physical Exam by Haru Sakurana
Raws: strcysouls-archive (tumblr)
Translation: @ce-la
Typesetting: @awkwardbsd
Dazai at the end made me laugh!
#CHUUYA IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY#gym rat (derogatory)#embarrassing piss baby (affectionate)#he's all MUSCLE and aku is all coat i can't#bsd anthologies#bsd translations#nakahara chuuya#mori ougai#port mafia#bsd elise#ozaki kouyou#higuchi ichiyo#akutagawa ryuunosuke#the sigma show#yumeno kyuusaku#motojirou kajii#akutagawa gin
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i love that very specific mdzs flavour where the random background disciples of any given clan are like. the opposite of the people who most represent them in the book. the characters we think define the sect are actually the odd ones out.
lans are actually constantly ready to fucking Throw Hands with wwx like they see a red ribbon flutter and lqr is already preparing the scrolls and practicing his aim, teen lwj is cracking his fists, jingyi is sliding an axe out of his shoe, the rest of them are all following and unsheathing an unholy amount of dog shaped knives because fuck restraint-
sizhui, xichen and adult wanji are like. the only ones who don’t want to gut him, at least before getting to know him in his second life.
or that one post about yunmeng disciples just being a mob of wei wuxians but more purple and less demonic. people see ymj disciples in all their disciplined, elegant glory, standing straight and firm to represent their sect and beloved leader with honor- while very likely having a mental debate about blowing up a building or stuffing 6 buns in their mouth in one go.
jiang cheng is standing there all regal and intimidating, trying to build his sect’s reputation, “whichever clan you offend you should not offend the jiang clan” and all that, while his gremlins are back in lotus pier like >:3 holding a chicken in one hand and the bell in the other and no one is brave enough to ask.
what is nies are actually just buff nie mingjue-style but all act like nie huaisang so the reason he managed to survive as the head-shaker for years is cuz most of his subordinates are just him but less murder-y. for now.
#idk how to do the wens here since its kind of already done#and i was gonna say maybe a lot of jins being descenders of commoners who just slipped into the sect#while the og jins were busy kissing their reflections#or something#but like the og jins barely even exist when half the sect are half siblings#filled with kids from one dude of jin blood and a hundred other random women#so like ig there's no real jin sect because there are no jins#koi tower isn't real pre-jgy or jl send tweet#assuming we're considering their whole nobility kink that is#mdzs#the a-qing show#yunmeng jiang#gusu lan#qinghe nie#my post
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“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]
#this is literally canon yosano like not even slightly exaggerated#this is the character#and i love her#yosano akiko#the sigma show
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Oda wanted to die. . . . I, above all other men, felt and understood deeply the sadness of Oda. The first time I met him on the Ginza, I thought, "God, what an unhappy man," and I could scarcely bear the pain. He gave the vivid impression that there was across his path nothing but the wall of death. He wanted to die. But there was nothing I could do. A big-brotherly warning - what hateful hypocrisy. There was nothing to do but watch. The "adults" of the world will probably criticize him smugly, saying he didn't have enough self-respect. But how dare they think they have the right! Yesterday I found record in Mr. Tatsuno [Yutaka]'s introductory essay on Senancour the following words: "People say it is a sin to flee by throwing life away. However, these same sophists who forbid me death often expose me to the presence of death, force me to proceed toward death. The various innovations they think up increase the opportunities for death around me, their preaching leads me toward death, and the laws they establish present me with death." You are the ones who killed Oda, aren't you? His recent sudden death was a poem of his final, sorry resistance. Oda! You did well.
Dazai’s published eulogy for Odasaku. I found it in The Saga of Dazai Osamu: A Critical Study and Translation by Phyllis I. Lyons, pages 49-50.
#“He wanted to die. But there was nothing I could do. A big-brotherly warning - what hateful hypocrisy.”#"You are the ones who killed Oda#god for all that i'm not interested in 'no longer human'#that man can write like nobody's business#also i havent read the manga fully but if that is a real panel in it#i am going to burn myself alive istg how do you draw that stunning#he looks so beautiful i'm going to cry and oda my beloved#the sigma show#dazai osamu#oda sakunosuke#japanese literature
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insane exchange on blue bird app
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Imagine an AU where everyone saw in black & white until they met their soulmate, then they saw colors for the first time.
Cue Dazai being kicked into a wall & upon opening his eyes the first colors he sees are within flaming red hair & piercing bright blue eyes. A green jacket hugging the kids figure as his foot remains planted on Dazai’s chest.
Chuuya sees stark white bandages across one eye and beneath an ill fitting white dress shirt. Dark chocolate colored locks. One honey brown iris with flecks of maroon shining in the sunlight. A black coat lying beneath him.
They both freeze for a moment, staring intently at each other, eyes blowing wide at colors they've never seen before.
Then they make eye contact, holding it for one beat, then two.
Then slowly it dawns on them what this means and, of course, their expressions move from awe to irritation. They bicker immediately, neither of them willing to give into fate.
Chuuya scoffs. "Oh fuck no, no way my *soulmate* is some shitty kid from the fucking mafia."
"How eloquent. As if such a tiny, brutish *slug* could ever be *my* soulmate." Dazai mocks in return.
Bonus points if the colors fade when they’re not together, until they accept they’re soulmates that is.
#god i would read the hell out of that#dazai getting the literal breath knocked out of him and opening his eyes to an explosion of color#and the first thing he sees being chuuya towering over him#*incoherent screaming*#that is some GOOD shit#i would simply pass out#chuuya being ready to rag on this kid#but suddenly he's just looking into this warm-cold eye#and all the quips vanish from his head like “oh shit”#and then all the annoyance returns tenfold because “ah shit.”#need live hirotsu reaction in the background#soukoku#the sigma show#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya
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i don't want much in life i just need the mersault prison gang in a polycule with episodic silly shenanigans and cute dates like the boyfriends webtoon style or a "keeping up with the convicts" show like is that too much to ask for.
i love them all so much i need the weird little clique dynamics. like, chuuya and sigma are the “nice ones”, so to speak, except when it comes to dazai and nikolai respectively. dazai and fyodor are still in a dick measuring contest and the others are so Over It. nikolai and dazai get along a bit too well and it is a Threat for public safety and sigma's sanity.
no one could actually tell if chuuya liked them at first besides dazai crowing he wanted to be their wife for realsies, don't worry about it, he loves you guys. spoiler alert chuuya does love them but they need time to get past him using sigma to play basketball and laughing at fyodor almost dying.
sigma isn't allowed to open the cookie jar without permission because he's three. fyodor isn't allowed to understand memes because he's older than time or something no one really knows no one cares. he may be the fossil to end all fossils but chuuya WILL smack his wrist like a misbehaving child when he or dazai get too handsy
they like dancing together and singing to each other in their native tongues and can end up sleeping dogpiled practically anywhere; chuuya has one of those massive fancy circular beds in his penthouse and fyodor has a castle on a mountainside he takes them to on vacations that no one questions because no one (except nikolai) would like the answer
ughhhhhhh they can even throw surprises dates for each other like the DoA trio arranging a tailored date for skk on the day they met and vice versa for the anniversary of forming the DoA, something for the days fyodor met sigma and nikolai, the first time fyozai learned there was someone else like them
occasionally they do something nice for chuusig so they can get their nails done together and complain about creepy demon geniuses trying to kill or kiss them and also their whacky origin stories.
#i wanna lock them into a doorless windowless cube with only a donut and a pack of balloons and study them like mice#or rats i guess (HAH. HAHA.)#dazai introduces sigma to atsushi and akutagawa throws a barber at them and watches them scream#this got WAY too long it was just supposed to be the first paragraph#then i started adding the scenarios in the tags and realized it was becoming an essay#bsd#the sigma show#mersault gang#bsd sigma#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#nikolai gogol#fyodor dostoevsky#soukoku#sigfyolai#decay of angels#polycule#my post
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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skk fooling around on a mission. The second half will be on twitter and an external post!
#soukoku#quaking in my boots rn#shaking crying throwing up#the ART >>>>#dazai looks lowkey unhinged as he should#that little strike of red in his eye in the first page is going to star in my dreams for the next four years#also the red background in the fourth page????? dazai's expression??????? i am GONE#chuuya my dearest darling dear#actually cannot believe this kind of stunning art is just available to us i love fandom#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#the sigma show#nsfw
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People joke about Dazai and Chuuya being romantically experienced or whatever, but I think it's the opposite. Chuuya doesn't know what that stuff is because Mori thinks it's funny
#GORGEOUS art op omg#this is canon i was chuuya's left glove#love LOVE this art style so much omg#i want to gobble up chuu and aku in that last panel#poor dazai thought he missed their first time having sex LMAO#at least he got wifed up#the sigma show#nakahara chuuya#akutagawa ryuunosuke#dazai osamu#soukoku#port mafia#mori ougai#ozaki kouyou
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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At the hospital rn so here are some headcanons of bsd men with cats
Chuuya:
- *cat meows* *he meows back*
- likes cats that are chubby
- if someone so much as says "heck" in front of his beautiful little baby he will go on a rampage
- "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAS BEEN SWEARING IN FRONT OF MY LITTLE GIRL"
- absolutely spoils the shit out of his cat
- BTW it's a black one with elegant green eyes and she's a total bitch but that's why he loves her
- same spoiled rich bitch energy
- they were made for each other
- he def rants about dazai to her
- idk abt a name yet but I'm thinking he'd name her something fancy like a type of wine or an author of an old book he likes or smth
- they look like they judge people together
- they absolutely do
- if you think ur safe no u are not
- she does not like dazai AT ALL
- whenever he sees her he tries to be friendly and even give her treats but she just hisses or ignores him
- *dazai enters chuuyas apartment (uninvited)* heya Eleanor!
Eleanor: *hisses*
Dazai: okay! :D
Dazai:
- ohhh dazai's cat would absolutely despise him
- it's not really his cat, it just kinda keeps coming back to him for food
- whenever he tries to be affectionate with it it just hisses or bites him
- but it still keeps coming back the next day
- hmmmm sounds like a certain someone
- he also gets the shittest cat foods ever
- "heyyyy I hope you like this new tuna I got ya!!! It's chocolate flavored :)"
- the cat will def vomit on his shoes
- it's happened more often than u think
- BTW it's an orange tabby that he likes cause it's mean and orange and reminds him of someone
- GEE I WONDER WHO
Fyodor:
- fyodor has the most spoiled snooty ass little Persian cat in the whole entire world
- it looks exactly like the ones you see in cartoons
- she's all white with pretty blue eyes and a nice little collar that costs like 10,000 in usd
- I can also see him with a cat like chuuyas, u know the ones villains in movies usually have
- tje black pointy slender ones
- you'd walk into his lair or smth and it's all dark and it's just him in his chair facing you and caressing the cat on his lap
- me next me next ME NEXT ME NE
- it also acts like his own personal spy, by lurking around his enemies (dazai) and finding out all sorts of dirt on them (his love for chuuya) and bringing them to fyodor for him to exploit (putting a hand on his forehead and eyes going "the gays are at it again")
Nikolai:
- your friendly neighborhood animal abuser😝
- u know that cat from the start of princess and the frog???
- the one that lottie had when she was a kid???
- yea it's like that
- bro torments the SHIT out of that poor kitty (mine next please please)
- he would come home and just throw it into the air as a greeting
- his ceiling is covered in cat scratches from every time he's done it
- atp he would just randomly go "Hey where nikolai junior???" Like he's Phineas and Ferb looking for perry meanwhile his poor tortured cat is hiding from him somewhere
- he would bring that thing everywhere
- airport, barbers, hospital, restaurant, PRISON
- "sir you can't have pets in here" "awww why not :((((" "because this is a correctional facility"
- he'd be with the gang😎 and sigma jus goes "nikolai....what's in your shirt???" And he's like wdym?? And sigma goes "it's...meowing?? What have you got in there???" And nikolai has to answer very carefully bc of all the times fyodor has told him NOT TO BRING HIS GODDAMN CAT INTO THEIR MEETINGS so he just smiles sweatily and says "drugs" which for him is honestly way more believable but fyodor just sighs
Anyway that's all I got for now wish me luck at the hoptal guys :DDD
#yes to all of this >>>>#sigma isn't allowed to have cats because he's a toddler#“i run a casino and i'm an international terrorist!” “sure you are honey i believe in you”#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#nikolai gogol#bsd sigma#fyodor dostoevsky#the sigma show
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Lnduqtober 2022 Day 7: Least favorite Hell suit. Blissful Feast because I never liked the coin animation.
#actually in awe op your art is insane#so gorgeous im actually gonna cry omg#its so damn expensive but honestly this is singlehandedly making me wanna pull for this#love nikki dress up queen#ITS SO DETAILED AND PRETTY
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reading dazai, chuuya, age fifteen for the finally and now i'm just mad i didn't read it earlier like
first of all why does this have the best first chapter of all time ever like this french waiter lookin ass nameless grunt looks like he smakes cigars and shotguns with hiroutsu tell me i'm wrong you can't
and chuuya chuuya chuuya chuuya chUUYA OH MY BELOVED i am suddenly personally connected with dazai on a spiritual level because i too would become obsessed with this dude if he stomped on my face. i'm already obsessed without him stomping on my face.
ALSO WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS WHY IS THE ENTIRE FANDOM SLEEPING ON THESE PANELS
"what's wrong? i'm just on my tippy toes" chuuya sweetie i am going to go fucking FERAL
ballerina chuuya agenda real
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everyone else go home like i'm sorry i really am. kunikida babe i love you with a gun dazai you look good with one too tachihara you're my baby but like none of you ever use bullets again please your fully grown asses are embarrassing once i've met fifteen year old chuuya catching bullets in his mouth and blowing back a literal kiss of death back at you like look at his hand at the end there, i'm losing my mind
#also the artstyle if fucking GORGEOUS im going to riot#i am so full of emotions rn idk where to unleash them#HE IS EVERYTHING TO ME YOUR HONOR#look how pretty he is#look how BABY he is#smol chuuya hijacking planes and doing pirouettes so true#also the skk implications here as well like wdym this guy took down a whole plane and literally bit bullets before even finishing puberty#is now doing rich girl impressions in falsetto to make your traitor ass laugh after four years of no contact#bsd makes me feel unwell iidek if i can finish this manga without throwing myself into traffic#bsd#nakahara chuuya#dazai chuuya age fifteen#bsd manga#the sigma show#my post#reading bsd 15
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