Geralt: Ugh this annoying stupid bard insists on following me around. He endangers himself for silly songs and the never fucking listens to me

*Geralt brings Jaskier to Kaer Morhen*

Eskel and Lambert:

I’m sorry but Goodbye Earl will always be iconic. Two badass female best friends killing an abusive husband with absolutely no shame! All while singing a jaunty tune! And then moving in together and opening a fruit stand and not losing any sleep because he just needed to die? 😍

We stan cottage core lesbians

So are we thinking Joon-ha is alive orrrr…

you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think...someone wrote something THIS good... and then just....published it on the internet....for free.....

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

me every time someone says anything to me

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

For the first 15 years of my life, I thought the library sign was just a man with a strange haircut holding the sun until one day I had an epiphany that almost made me crash my car.

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later