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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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@chiwit says: ❝ This should work! Or vaporize me and everything in this building. ❞ ( from Jason <3 )
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"You know," Peter perched lightly on the side of the adjacent building, just far enough away that he had a decent head start if whatever Jason was planning went up in flames. "That's not exactly reassuring."
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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Look Peter Parker has a no-kill code but even he'd kill the Joker at this point. Or at least look the other way while someone else did it.
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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@inhcritance says: ❝ I don't even know what the right thing is, anymore. ❞
Peter looked down at his feet, kicking against the side of the building. A rooftop pizza talk; they're always good for getting those deep-seated insecurities out.
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"I don't think you're supposed to really," he muses, tipping his head to rest it against Harry's shoulder. "I never know if what I'm doing is right. I just know that it does some good, sometimes."
He pauses. "And then other times it gets people killed so like, don't base any moral decisions on me."
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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@ccmplicatedweb says: ❝ It's a metaphor for capitalism. ❞
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"Oh is it now?" Peter tilts his head, eyeing the smoking husk of a building. "You know, I can see it."
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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@chiwit says: ❝ I don't always like what I have to do. ❞ ( + Miguel )
Peter sighs through his nose. It's....he agrees with Miguel's overall mission, but there's something to be said for considering all the angles and all the options before coming to a conclusion. He doesn't think that's what happened here.
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He doesn't KNOW of course, he wasn't a part of the Society back then, but something about canon events rubs him the wrong way. He doesn't say that though. Instead he says:
"Yeah, I don't like what you have to do either."
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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Sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-Mᴀɴ : Aᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ Sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-Vᴇʀsᴇ (2023) - Pᴀʀᴛ 2
A collection of random lines compiled from the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) Feel free to change the pronouns in order to better suit the parts involved.
❝ Kid's an anarchist. ❞
❝ Oh, what the heck? ❞
❝ Wanna see pictures? ❞
❝ "Chai" means tea, bro! ❞
❝ You're saying "tea tea!" ❞
❝ Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee"? ❞
❝ Yeah, actually, stop talking. ❞
❝ I don't see anything, boss. ❞
❝ This guy/girl is killing me. ❞
❝ You're welcome. Shut up. ❞
❝ You never made a mistake? ❞
❝ Why don't you have 8 arms? ❞
❝ I don't believe in consistency. ❞
❝ Neither was I! I'm in the zone! ❞
❝ It's a metaphor for capitalism. ❞
❝ You disrupted a canon event. ❞
❝ Do you wanna hold my baby? ❞
❝ Oh, I thought you hated labels. ❞
❝ I told you he/she was a liability! ❞
❝ This is what I love about heists! ❞
❝ Can you not talk for a second? ❞
❝ Did you go see your little friend? ❞
❝ Wanna go easy on the penguin? ❞
❝ You're not supposed to be here! ❞
❝ Baby... you're really not helping. ❞
❝ I was gonna try and ignore you. ❞
❝ Yeah, and how did that work out? ❞
❝ Look, I know I messed up, okay?! ❞
❝ How many sweaters do you have? ❞
❝ Why does the horse need a mask? ❞
❝ I don't always like what I have to do. ❞
❝ Of course I'm right. I'm always right. ❞
❝ I've given up too much to stop now. ❞
❝ No, no, no! I did not mean it like that! ❞
❝ Oh, I'm very good at reading people. ❞
❝ That's a sports metaphor, by the way. ❞
❝ This romantic tension is so palpable! ❞
❝ You can't ask me not to save my ___. ❞
❝ Could this day get any damn weirder?! ❞
❝ How can you guys even concentrate? ❞
❝ Do you know how bad this is for you? ❞
❝ I'm coming up to get you! Here I come! ❞
❝ You weren't expecting that, were you? ❞
❝ I promise I will not let you down again. ❞
❝ I always taught you to do it by the book. ❞
❝ I'll do it, but not because you told me to. ❞
❝ I didn't know they made those for adults. ❞
❝ We are supposed to be the good guys. ❞
❝ Cuz I think it's gonna change our vibe. ❞
❝ Running is the least crazy thing going on! ❞
❝ What are you talking about? I'm helping- ❞
❝ He/She just wants to be taken seriously. ❞
❝ I have never seen him/her so emotional! ❞
❝ You blew another hole in the multiverse! ❞
❝ I know you know I've been lying to you.  ❞
❝ I had a nightmare about that once. But no! ❞
❝ Why do you wanna be a part of this stuff? ❞
❝ I don't follow orders. Neither does he/she. ❞
❝ I think maybe we got off on the wrong foot. ❞
❝ We all want to live the life we wish we had. ❞
❝ You gotta promise nothing's gonna change. ❞
❝ Look, he/she's just some villain of the week! ❞
❝ I'm not following what's happening right now. ❞
❝ Man, what does it look like I'm trying to do?! ❞
❝ You got an hour to fix this, or I can't help you. ❞
❝ Wait! You don't know what you're doing, man! ❞
❝ Actually, we need you here, for some reason. ❞
❝ Stop pretending you know what you're doing! ❞
❝ How much trouble could he/she get in tonight? ❞
❝ You realize how messed up that sounds, right? ❞
❝ And this is where the British stole all of our stuff! ❞
❝ Are you talking to him/her, or me? Or... him/her? ❞
❝ Bit of advice: use the palm, not just your fingers. ❞
❝ How many missions have you been on together? ❞
❝ What am I supposed to do? Just let him/her die?! ❞
❝ Taking a crap on the establishment. I salute you. ❞
❝ You're both equally terrible. Does that settle it? ❞
❝ I don't even know what the right thing is, anymore. ❞
❝ I'm not a role model. I was briefly a runway model. ❞
❝ Oooh, you weren't invited, and you came anyway? ❞
❝ I'm trying to hold a serious adult conversation, here. ❞
❝ Do I, uhh... have web on my face? What's the deal? ❞
❝ You and me are finally gonna live up to our potential. ❞
❝ You let him/her leave, he/she'll only do more damage. ❞
❝ I'm about to be so much more than a villain of the week. ❞
❝ You made me feel empty, like I had a hole inside of me! ❞
❝ I'll make you pay for everything you took away from me. ❞
❝ I wouldn't call it a mess. More like a... success in progress. ❞
❝ Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. ❞
❝ If I hadn't said it before, by the way, you're a terrible mentor. ❞
❝ Come on, go easy on the kid. He/She had a terrible teacher! ❞
❝ Please, hold your questions until I'm done breaking this thing! ❞
❝ Is this where... like, you dress up like your favorite character? ❞
❝ Where's the... the bad/girl guy you were supposed to monitor? ❞
❝ I just saw where you went, and went there without you knowing. ❞
❝ Ha! I knew I was gonna regret making him/her that web shooter. ❞
❝ It's because I thought if you knew you wouldn't love me the same. ❞
❝ This should work! Or vaporize me and everything in this building. ❞
❝ Do... do you want us to do something, or do we just stand here? ❞
❝ You don't get to have a heartfelt conversation with me right now! ❞
❝ I just need enough to get me somewhere with a full-sized collider. ❞
❝ Since I leveled up my game, I'm on a journey of self-improvement! ❞
❝ I can do all these things, but I can't help the people I love the most. ❞
❝ The hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody. ❞
❝ Hey, you! Could you please deactivate this wonderfully strong barrier? ❞
❝ You have a choice between saving one person and saving an entire world. ❞
❝ Don't be afraid of my friend ___,he/she just looks scary. He/She's got no bite. ❞
❝ Look bad things are gonna happen. It makes us who we are.But good things happen too, you know? ❞
❝ I hate labels, I'm not a hero, 'cuz calling yourself a "hero" makes you a self-mythologizing, narcissistic autocrat. ❞
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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call peter pretty cowards.
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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Peter should be using this distraction to slap some cuffs on the guy or drag him to the police. Instead, he's rubbing soothing circles on his back like his uncle used to do when he was upset as a kid and keeping tabs on his spider-sense which has yet to blare. So Riddler has yet to try and stab him in the back.
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That's nice. Confusing, but nice.
"I know buddy, but it's gonna be ok." He didn't know if he was lying or not.
NORMALLY, distractions didn't work on him. Even the ones where people attempt to stroke his ego; it worked . . . for a time. But Eddie was smart. He saw through those attempts for what they were. But this . . . this wasn't one that's been used on him before.
Or . . . maybe deep down, he knew what was going on. But didn't care for the time being. For he terribly needed some reassurance in his life. To know that maybe, he wouldn't always be alone. That somebody out there believed in him. That everything he bled for wasn't all in vain.
Maybe.
Riddler's arms raised higher on Spider - Man's back, returning the firmness as if he'd fall if he loosens up.
There's an ending to this, & it's back clothed with pristine white in Arkham Asylum. Eddie realized that, somewhere in his frantic mind. So, he said in a hushed voice . . .
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❝ I'm not. ❞
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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Peter frowned. "You don't have to say yes," he reminds the other, gently. "She'll well....I won't say she'll understand because I'm not sure anyone can comprehend dying in another universe, but she'll get it. Sort of." He's rambling, and twitchy in the way he only gets when he's nervous.
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He rubs at the back of his neck and then rocks back on his heels, a feat considering they're actively walking. "She looks nothing like your Aunt May," he says again. "She's a good head shorter than me, and is going grey, she's older than your May. She works as a nurse practitioner, we don't have FEAST in my New York."
After double and triple checking that there was no one around to see, Peter jumped down from the fire escape he'd been sitting on down to the alleyway below. He always did better thinking a bit higher up and in the open air. But Spider-Man didn't need to be seen with a GED book in hand... It was bad enough when everyone knew exactly how old he was. He didn't need that sort of speculation running around again.
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"Oh. Um..." he hesitated, uncertain about meeting another May. Another him? Sure. His aunt, with everything that'd happened...? "I- I dunno, man. Maybe. 's... Yeah." Peter shrugged, jamming his hands in his pockets as he walked.
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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"Awww, it's the apocalypse, babe you bring me to the nicest places." A gloved hand over his heart, Peter pretends to fawn over the ruined skyline. In actuality, he has a scream locked behind his teeth. "Next time, I'm picking what we do for date night."
@fightwing
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. It's time to spread positivity!
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Tagging the other people who sent me this too because I love you all: @labwebs @iiryoku
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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Peter Parker's rage and kindness is actually so important???? To me???? Forgive me i'm very sleepy but he has so much rage and pain directed at a world that hurt him and he just.....chooses to be kind despite it all.
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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"He likes to sleep with the light on at night."
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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PROMPTS FOR ASSERTIVE ACCUSATIONS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
you knew about this!
you knew this was going to happen, and you never told me!
how could you hide something like this?
you told me we were in this 'til the end.
i never should have trusted you.
now i look like the fool.
this wasn't supposed to happen!
don't bullshit me! how long have you known about this?
i opened myself up to you, and you lied to me!
you used me? all this time?
so that was a lie?
you told me you never saw what happened!
i'm so stupid for believing you.
what else are you hiding from me?
i don't want your excuses! i just want the truth.
why did you keep me in the dark for so long?
who else knows? does everyone know but me?
when were you going to break the news? let me in on your little secret?
all this time, i could've been doing something else.
you led me on.
you lied straight to my face.
you should feel sorry.
i don't want your apologies. they mean nothing to me.
they were all right about you.
they warned me about you, and i ignored them.
i didn't ask to be made fun of!
so what am i? the butt of the joke?
have you been laughing behind my back the whole time?
you're breaking my heart.
i thought you were the one for me.
i poured my whole life out for you, and this is what i get in return?
i never gave up on you. never!
you could have saved them!
all you care about is yourself!
i'm never going to forgive you for what you've done.
this is the worst day of my life.
this is all your fault! you did this!
just say you never cared and be done with it.
i never want to see your face again.
you two deserve each other.
you could have told me before. i would have listened.
if you'd just been honest with me this whole time...
i gave you so many opportunities to tell me the truth.
did you ever tell me the truth, or were they all lies?
you know what i've been through, and you didn't care.
look at me when i'm talking to you!
i wish we'd never met.
meeting you was the worst mistake i've ever made.
don't come around here ever again. do you understand?
everything is ruined, and it's all your fault!
show me. show me what you're hiding!
it wasn't lost. you had it all along and never told me.
why did you never tell me your real name?
this was a mistake.
you look like an idiot.
no more second chances. we're done here.
get out of my sight.
i really thought you were different.
you were a total waste of time.
you could have called me!
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itsybitsyparker · 9 months
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Incoming (tomorrow morning)
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itsybitsyparker · 10 months
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@cauterisen says: [ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender paints a picture onto part of receiver’s body (kimiko painting on peter's hand/arm)
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"What are you painting?" Peter shifts as much as he can to peer at the backside of his arm, trying to make sense of the swirls and colors that, from his perspective, look nonsensical. The paint is drying tacky and uncomfortable but Kimiko is having fun and Peter isn't going to stop her.
"It looks pretty."
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