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Bruh 💀💀💀💀
happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction
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Ironic when she’s safer with the god of death than his bitch ass. 🙂🙂🙂
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“What if Apollo... fuck this one.”
I’ve never related to a thought more lmaooo
Am I the only one who wants to know when the other gods in Lore Olympus stopped ageing?
What if Hades stopped ageing at like 23 and now needs to learn to adult?
What if Zeus, ruler of the gods, is just some 22 year old bitch straight out of college who majored in business?
What if Poseidon is that typical 21 year old frat boy who has a random door sitting in his house?
What if Demeter is the 22 year old who straight up said, “fuck politics” and planned to lead her own cottage core life, but politics keep getting in the way?
What if Hera is the 23 year old who majored in women’s studies, dated Zeus throughout college thinking they would break up afterwards, and planned on being a motivational speaker, but bullshit men keep getting in her way?
What if Artemis is the 20 year old college athlete that plays like every sport available and everytime Poseidon throws one of his frat parties, she throws her own party [ladies, gays, and non-binaries only] just because she’s super competitive?
What if Apollo... fuck this one.
What if Hermes if the 21 year old cross country legend who knows EVERYONE? He high fives everyone in the halls and knows their names and random facts about them. Everytime he walks in the room, everyone goes apeshit.
What if Eros is the 20 year old who acts like everyone’s mom? He goes to parties and makes sure everyone is drinking enough water and making sure nobody gets violated. He also is a secret match maker at parties.
What if Ares is the 21 year old frat boy who jumps on the pong table and is always so loud? He’s usually getting in fist fights and has a great friendship with the school nurse. He was the one who gave Poseidon the door.
What if Thanatos is the 20 year old emo kid who couldn’t even fathom wearing a suit and tie for the rest of his life, but is used to dissappinting himself?
What if Hecate is the 22 year old who died her hair crazy colors and was (is) Hades’s lesbian best friend? You know, big, dumb jock and the lesbian... the best duo! She loves magic... she really does.
Ok, so the ages might not be exactly right, but whatever!
I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHO THEY ALL ARE AT HEART??
#lore olympus#lore olympus hades#lore olympus persephone#persephone#hades#lore olympus apollo#lore olympus hermes#lo hera#lo apollo#lo hades#lo persephone#lore olympus eros#webtoon#line webtoon
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Me reading the new chapter.
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I'm here for this all the time 🖤🖤🖤
concept: team of magical girls who each study a different branch of chemistry at university and their magical powers are based on their branch of study. watch out for physchem, she can do weird quantum shit
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Okay. LoreOlympus fast passers.
CAN WE JUST STRANGLE HIM ALREADY. I WANT HIM DEAD.
Hades needs to just ruin him.
Or Hera id like to see Hera ruin him.
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*slams fist*
i am SAD
i am GAY
And
i don’t own a SWITCH
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push your thigh up between my legs when you make out with me
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Your Holiday Mom: Shamama
Dear Holiday Child –
Do you see how much love we have for you in these times of great challenge? We’ve added these extra 30 days of letters mid-year just so you know! I hope you felt every one of our words as love, love, love coming to you!
While we are done with this series, these letters remain here for you – 7 years worth – any and every time you feel low and need a boost. We know the challenges will continue and we hope you know that we will continue to send love and good wishes on the winds to you.
As ever, you can find me at GoodnightRobin.com – the podcast that for about five minutes every night, I am your someone to say goodnight to. It’s a little thing, like these letters, just to show I care.
Please know I am thinking about you, always.
With love, Shamama
Your Holiday Mom: Shamama was originally published on Your Holiday Mom
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Me when my BPD acts up ✌🏻😗
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The Fellowship couldn’t ride the eagles to Mount Doom because you must first travel to location before unlocking Fast Travel.
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If you steal a smartphone with face recognition from a celebrity you could probably unlock it with their wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s.
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Can you do a really shitty photoshop pun?
“eye carly”
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Literally tho.
Ever notice that some people are like clouds? When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
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New conspiracy theory: Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish
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Seeing a job position you applied for being posted again is more deflating than a rejection email
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