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itshaunting-pkmn · 15 days
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//AAAAAAAAAAA
IT’S HIMB.. THE WATERLOGGED CORPSE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND MY BOY….. (in 2 seconds, but still)
TERRIBLE THINGS
//please look at this it took far longer than it should have. my favorite silly little man
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itshaunting-pkmn · 18 days
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I just woke up to see my dad lecturing my sibling looking like he was about to kill a man
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itshaunting-pkmn · 19 days
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..yeah, we got the same thing. I love our sibling (Aco.) but I’m fucking blaming them
You find a piece of gemstone jewelry. The gem is a deep bluish-purple, and as the light hits it, it seems almost as if it contains a raging flame. It is warm to the touch, and simply holding it fills you with energy and power.
if i cant find who lost this i'm selling it. just saying
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itshaunting-pkmn · 20 days
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I feel very violent. TERA RAIDS WILL FIX ME.
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itshaunting-pkmn · 21 days
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You find a piece of gemstone jewelry. The gem is a deep bluish-purple, and as the light hits it, it seems almost as if it contains a raging flame. It is warm to the touch, and simply holding it fills you with energy and power.
Ouh! Pretty shiny thing! A snack maybe
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itshaunting-pkmn · 21 days
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You know what! Fuck you. I’m getting chime
i have been doing Tera raids for like. A while now. what the fuck do i do with all these weird rocks (vio please do not give me any ideas.)
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itshaunting-pkmn · 21 days
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Hm. Why do you say that
i have been doing Tera raids for like. A while now. what the fuck do i do with all these weird rocks (vio please do not give me any ideas.)
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itshaunting-pkmn · 21 days
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I say eat them. Feast
i have been doing Tera raids for like. A while now. what the fuck do i do with all these weird rocks (vio please do not give me any ideas.)
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itshaunting-pkmn · 28 days
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I’ve been on ships with my dad but I’VE NEVER SEEN A SEA FROM THIS ANGLE AAAAAAAAAA
takeoff for paldea soon! my dad wanted me to take his paldean wooper that he got a few years ago to see paldea again. so now i have a full team of six, technically lmaooo. hari's asleep and hantu seems excited. so. paldea tmr!!!
She almost fucking put me in the suitcase.
you're small enough. we had to sneak you in somehow
I highly doubt the airport would kick out a mythical pokemon?????????
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itshaunting-pkmn · 28 days
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I GET TO SEE THE SEA, MAX
takeoff for paldea soon! my dad wanted me to take his paldean wooper that he got a few years ago to see paldea again. so now i have a full team of six, technically lmaooo. hari's asleep and hantu seems excited. so. paldea tmr!!!
She almost fucking put me in the suitcase.
you're small enough. we had to sneak you in somehow
I highly doubt the airport would kick out a mythical pokemon?????????
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itshaunting-pkmn · 1 month
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Maxie you’re not wrong, however,
Celbii I think one of your boyfriends needs to be on a leash and the other needs to. Hm. Idk put them on a leash too
Downsides of being a psychic: YOU FEEL EVERY EMOTION A PATHETIC ASS CELEBI (Celbii) HAS. ALONG WITH HIS PATHETIC BOYFRIEND (a Jirachi) AND HIS OTHER WHOR-EY BOYFRIEND (A fucking ultra beast) FEEL
Arc I am SO GLAD I’m not living with them. Unlike SOMEONE I KNOW (my trainer’s friend Maxie)
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itshaunting-pkmn · 1 month
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Downsides of being a psychic: YOU FEEL EVERY EMOTION A PATHETIC ASS CELEBI (Celbii) HAS. ALONG WITH HIS PATHETIC BOYFRIEND (a Jirachi) AND HIS OTHER WHOR-EY BOYFRIEND (A fucking ultra beast) FEEL
Arc I am SO GLAD I’m not living with them. Unlike SOMEONE I KNOW (my trainer’s friend Maxie)
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itshaunting-pkmn · 1 month
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Girl I think a Dusknoir would take you to the afterlife
Hm. I think I am filled with rage today. I will not elaborate.
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itshaunting-pkmn · 1 month
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Fuck your girlfriend
Hm. I think I am filled with rage today. I will not elaborate.
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itshaunting-pkmn · 1 month
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you still are pathetic. forever will be a little sperp boy
-hari
NO. MY DAD (Sev) IS AGREEING WITH YOU. NO
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itshaunting-pkmn · 1 month
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i keep forgetting you knew your parental figures when you were like 5. I could never
-hari
Yeah. They met me when I was pathetic/silly
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itshaunting-pkmn · 1 month
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My other dad still has a ‘family’ drawing I gave him as a kid. Wtf
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