itsbrittanybiitch
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Just an adult who is now obsessed with her favorite childhood cartoon rodents during college :)
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Incorrect AATC Quotes 28
I am so stressed homies. Have a treat sdkjfdsf
Alvin, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
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Simon: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Jeanette: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Simon: Absolutely not.
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Alvin: I’m not stupid, you know.
Theodore: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
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Alvin: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Simon: Neither.
Simon: Because it's twelve.
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Theodore: I wasn’t that tired...
Eleanor: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Theodore: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Alvin: What have I done wrong?!
Simon: Everything. For your entire life.
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Brittany: You know, Theodore gives Eleanor flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Alvin: Okay.
*Later*
Alvin: *gives Eleanor flowers*
Eleanor: ???
Alvin: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Simon: Kill me nowwwww.
Alvin: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Eleanor: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Theodore: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Eleanor: I like the way you think.
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Jeanette: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Theodore: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging :(.
Eleanor: Waking up in the morning.
Simon: Waking up.
Brittany: Waking up in the morning...
Brittany: And seeing Alvin.
Alvin: Hey! Rude!!
#aatc#alvin and the chipmunks#brittany miller#alvin seville#chipmunks#eleanor miller#jeanette miller#simon seville#theodore seville#simonette#theonor#alvittany hint#tw blood
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New chapter alert! Hope y'all like this one, bc it took a while to put together. Also, you might wanna buckle up for this ride. It's about to get bumpy.....👀
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CUSTOM ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNK/CHIPETTES SHOES
Handpainted by YOURS TRULY
(✨My Commissions are Open✨)
sum pics of the process ^
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Hi
#aatc#alvin and the chipmunks#brittany miller#alvin seville#alvittany#nah I'm not avoiding my other fics wdym#READ IT THO IT'LL HEAL YOU#teehee
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Incorrect AATC Quotes 27
What's good, y'all?
Brittany: You're not my friend anymore.
Alvin: I was your friend?
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Theodore: I feel like Alvin is looking down on me.
Simon: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.
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Jeanette: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Brittany: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Alvin: Huh?
Brittany: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Alvin: I love you.
Brittany:
Alvin:
Alvin: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Brittany: I KNEW IT!!
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Simon: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
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Alvin: Britt, I sense hostility.
Brittany: Good, because I hate you.
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Jeanette: Do you have a second to talk about the environment?
Cheesy: Do you have a second to eat my farts?
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Simon: Is that a gun?!
Alvin: It's not what it looks like!
Simon: It looks like a gun!
Alvin: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
Simon: ...ANYMORE?!
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Brittany: Alvin, I have a couple of words to say to you.
Eleanor: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”
Jeanette: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.
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Theodore: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Eleanor: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Theodore: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Jeanette, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Brittany: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Simon: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Alvin: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Jeanette: No, nononono. You meaners have already shattered my dream, you don't get the privilege to make that reference :(
Eleanor: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Theodore: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.
#THE LAST ONE I CAN'T#aatc#alvin and the chipmunks#alvittany#alvin seville#simon seville#theodore seville#brittany miller#jeanette miller#eleanor miller
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Look at me posting a new chapter! Sapphire and I worked hard to get this out for you guyssssss....I am particularly excited for this one bc it has some good ass scenes in it hehehehe
#aatc#alvin and the chipmunks#brittany miller#alvin seville#chipmunks#eleanor miller#jeanette miller#simon seville#theodore seville
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remember to pay attention to me btw. remember to pay attention and to be in love with me. btw. right now
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It's here! Sorry for the delay, due to timezones and schedules, it is becoming more difficult for us to get these chapters done. Don't worry though, this is a long one! You will NOT be disappointed :).
#aatc#alvin and the chipmunks#brittany miller#alvin seville#chipmunks#eleanor miller#jeanette miller#simon seville#theodore seville#trtbaf#the roleplay that became a fic
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i want to put him in a jar and shake it. violently.
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I did it again..........started another fic because I could lol. This one is a heavy angst fic and involves r*pe and sexual assault, so if you are someone who is sensitive to that, this might not be the fic for you. Other than that, feel free to read! I haven't written a true angst fic yet, so I'm curious to see how it goes.
#aatc#alvin and the chipmunks#brittany miller#alvin seville#chipmunks#eleanor miller#jeanette miller#simon seville#theodore seville#alvittany#angst#sexual assault#non con#tw rape#tw sa
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I am so exhausted, but it is done. Heeheehee
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Incorrect AATC Quotes 26
Have done this in a while. Let's gooooo
Alvin: I have a plan.
Theodore: Good!
Simon: As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Alvin: …
Theodore: …
Simon: ...
Alvin: I no longer have a plan.
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Jeanette: Do you feel any better?
Simon: I feel much better now that you're here with me.
*Alvin walks in*
Simon: I feel half better.
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Alvin: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Simon: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Brittany: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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Alvin: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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Alvin: Come on, Britt! How any times do I have to apologize?
Brittany: Once!
Alvin: ...No.
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Theodore: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!
Theodore 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!
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Simon: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Alvin: Awww, thanks-
Simon: That’s not a good thing.
Alvin: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
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Alvin: Hey, how did my phone break?
Eleanor: You were drunk yesterday.
Alvin: And?
Theodore: You threw it.
Alvin: Why?
Simon: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”
Alvin: And why didn’t you stop me?!
Brittany: We were busy laughing our asses off.
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Simon: Time for plan G.
Eleanor: Don’t you mean plan B?
Simon: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Theodore: What about plan D?
Simon: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Jeanette: What about plan E?
Simon: I’m hoping not to use it. Alvin dies in plan E.
Brittany: I like plan E.
#aatc#alvin and the chipmunks#brittany miller#alvin seville#chipmunks#eleanor miller#jeanette miller#simon seville#theodore seville#alvittany#simonette#chipmunk
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HI WHY DIDN'T I GET PINGED FOR THIS AHHHHH
me and @itsbrittanybiitch are literally telepathic or something bc i was gonna make a post saying "wow, can't believe it's been 8 days since brittany fell in love with alvin" (real) (totally not in a fic i really like) and then queen decides to post an aatc x mean girls fic. like come on.
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Alvin: *exists*
Brittany:
when brittany loses her mind over alvin >>>>>>>>>>
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It's here.......👀
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your vibes are atrocious and your mannerisms insulting. let me know when you're free so we can catch a movie sometime
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