“polyamory isn’t the solution to a love triangle when two of the people hate each other”

I mean yeah not if you don’t understand QUADRANT VACILLATION

Got stitches recently after an accident. I'll no longer be keeping this blog active. I've lost motivation for lots of things in the past few days. I wish you all well in life and hope to see you on the other side.

If my acting career has taught me anything, it was how to fake a smile

Goodnight friends

tag yourself im Marmite Keef

Sylveon: flight mode [Fairy/Flying]

A collection of my favorite gamer tags I’ve encountered playing overwatch

{This user DOESN’T laugh when their phone battery reaches 69%}

{This user buried a powerful crystal underneath the children’s section of a Barnes & Noble}

Cactus are the most antisocial plant, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, “Don’t fucking come near me”.

Welp… I just found out kids are making fun of me on Snapchat again. They did this before and I have no reason to believe they ever actually stopped. Life is grand

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.