irrelevantwriter
me+your dad=♥️
i like long walks on the beach & daddy kinks. she/her I latina I writer I 30s18+. on our grown woman shit. no age in bio will get you blocked.I requests are currently closed I masterlistmayans mc blog
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if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......
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#we’re first and foremost silly and goofy remember#let the dolls smash against each other naked and call it a day
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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave
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Jeff Bridges as Terry Brogan in AGAINST ALL ODDS (1984) dir. Taylor Hackford
#this movie was actually terrible#but totally worth it for ✨him✨ and ✨him✨ alone#jeff bridges#against all odds
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i just need to eat a sandwich that tastes like someone really loves me and cares about me and then i think i’ll be ok
#last year for my birthday i treated myself to a spa day and then went to an italian eatery#and proceeded to have the best god damn sandwich of my life#ive thought about it every day since
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I’m so good at following orders (flirting)
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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job
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love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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first and foremost I am silly goofy and second I'm horny
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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Okay so tell us what’s new? Especially about this work crush you speak of 🤭
Okay my inbox has been on the fritz bc i def never saw this message??? It also says I have five messages and yet none show up so that’s tumblr for you 🤷🏽♀️ lol
Anyway…
I’ve talked about him before and to give an update…this is the slowest fucking burn of the century you guys. It’s testing a bitch’s mf patience lol. But we’re flirting and we’re being charming and im working my ass off to seduce him so i can secure a bag lol.
No, but for real he’s an actual dork. He tries to make me laugh which is adorable. And the other day he mixed some red and blue ink for me since we got rid of our purple (which is my favorite color and his apparently) and he was very excited about showing me lol he said “i want to give you what you asked for” so naturally I died on the spot 🫠🫠
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can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second
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