i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

abigail // mary magdalene by jan boeckhorst

They’d stop to chat but they both have some important moseying to do.

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

Carl Phillips, from “Wild Is the Wind”, Then the War: And Selected Poems, 2007-2020

wish i could call in bitchy to work

please vote, guys!

i hate when none of you are online. stop having lives and come be pathetic with me

I know this makes the anti-voting fandom big mad but this is only happening because Murphy was re-elected by a thin margin in November 2021, bucking a 40 year trend of Democratic governors losing re-election in NJ, because enough people voted for him

i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.

warrior cats fans will be like "oh my god i fucking hate him he makes me sick to my stomach he is so revolting and twisted i hope he dies a horrible death"

and then this is who they're talking about:

i love all my internet friends :)

ko-fi☕️ shop🛒 redbubble🎣

plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY