there are faggots on my dashboard
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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared
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you bottle Miette??
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walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
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It's not that I don't hold grudges, it's just my memory is so bad I forget who I'm pissed at. Sometimes remember halfway through the conversation but by then it's too late. And I will forget by next time anyway.
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Bothering the beast
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It's after 10pm so naturally I think everyone hates me, my life is pointless, and I have an insatiable need to watch fictional men make out in poorly made gifs
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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i miss when actors all had normal human teeth
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