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interplanetjennette · 21 days
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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interplanetjennette · 1 month
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This ABSOLUTELY works.
I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.
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interplanetjennette · 1 month
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there should be a thing like sick days but for when it’s just too nice outside . sorry can’t come in i’m busy smelling the flowers and soaking up the sun
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interplanetjennette · 2 months
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interplanetjennette · 3 months
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I think love is stored in the little treasures, like my 20 year old bottle of nail polish that my mom bought me as my first, or the cat toy an acquaintance accidentally stole and gave to me because it reminded him of one of my tattoos, or the girl I met once at a party and now send anything cute and shrimp-themed I find to her on instagram.
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interplanetjennette · 3 months
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"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
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interplanetjennette · 4 months
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interplanetjennette · 4 months
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interplanetjennette · 4 months
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happy new year, y’all
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interplanetjennette · 4 months
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Update from the tags: we’ve both admitted to having a thing for each other (apparently I was pretty obvious about it, which wasn’t my intention lol), and he called me cute, so for personal reasons I will be passing away now
Also, my nerves are fucking SHREDDED that was so anxiety inducing 😅 but I’m pretty happy with how things turned out
Where’s the screaming cat meme when you need it?
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interplanetjennette · 4 months
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*me, literally sick with want* whatever
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interplanetjennette · 4 months
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Where’s the screaming cat meme when you need it?
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interplanetjennette · 5 months
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Shakespeare dramatists have zero chill:
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interplanetjennette · 5 months
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interplanetjennette · 5 months
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Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s
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interplanetjennette · 5 months
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René Lalique, Diadem of pearls, diamonds, gold and enamelwork, ca. 1903 (Schmuckmuseum Pforzheim)
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interplanetjennette · 5 months
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So my dad gambles quite a bit
And he’s pretty good at it, so he’s a diamond-level guest at all the harrahs casinos, meaning they always comp his room and meals. My mom has a second job with her friend’s modeling company, and they were working a banquet in Vegas. My moms main job is as a flight attendant though, so we fly free. So my dad just took off to Vegas the night of my moms job, and when they were done, he took her and all her model friends (7 of them) to a fancy-ass restaurant. He’s friends with one of the waiters there just from visiting so often, but they don’t know much about my dads life/job/whatever. So when my dad shows up with a bunch of models, the waiter comes up and he’s like “ok dude spill. what do you do? what’s your job?” And my dads like “it’s a mystery” because he’s a mailman
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