Wataru: (Laughs) I want to see your skills for myself, my predecessor!

Tsumugi: Um—I get anxious knowing you’ll be watching, Hibiki-kun. How about we sing together?

eichi and aira returning to the dorms only to find rei drunk out of his fucking mind:

one of rei’s new hobbies is just fucking “wine” every day we get closer to a story where the old third years get hammered.

one of rei’s new hobbies is just fucking “wine” every day we get closer to a story where the old third years get hammered.

sora’s updated profile says that one of his specialties is “magic that makes people smile” which is very cute

tsumugi’s updated profile states that one of his hobbies is “watching dramas” in a way that could refer to television or theatre. TV is the more likely answer and its funny because its the least interesting thing you could say for a hobby which makes it the most tsumugi™ answer. but a part of me wants it to refer to theatre because—despite tsumugi never showing interest in matters of the stage—it would fit very well with enst’s theatre symbolism and the tsumugi/wataru parallels.

THE KID WITH THE GLASSES IS TWELVE????

I’m not entirely convinced that these people aren’t just hajime, kohaku, and aira in different wigs

i take back anything bad i said about mr. thunder what in the party store pride collection is that outfit i’m obsessed

please this game has enough characters already

actually mic guy in the thumbnail (is he ナイスP?) is growing on me he’s camp

please this game has enough characters already

I’m not entirely convinced that these people aren’t just hajime, kohaku, and aira in different wigs

please this game has enough characters already

umineko is funny because i get the impression that all the thinly veiled femdom between beatrice and battler was ryukishi07 giving himself a treat to stay motivated between writing sessions

what makes harryanthe so funny is that ianthe and harrow are very much textually attracted to each other but neither is capable of being normal about it and this is because harrow is suffering from a lobotomy and is in love with a corpse meanwhile ianthe is absolutely dtf but is offput by harrow showing overt vulnerability because that makes things too easy and simplistic (and, more importantly, too real)

so instead they have this incredibly convoluted thing extant between them wherein harrow, amid intermittently blasting chunks and fighting off assassination attempts, is violently repressed but keenly aware of ianthe being both the only person she can feel anything resembling solidarity with and someone she is actively attracted to, all the while ianthe is acting wildly overfamiliar and unconcerned with boundaries and tries to kiss her after explicitly stating that she views and intends to treat harrow as a sister. then later says perhaps the most fucking earnest thing she has ever said to anyone that isn't corona

which is followed by harrow's reply of, "Go fuck yourself."

also the closest they ever got to sex was harrow slicing off ianthe's arm then growing her a new one out of bone (which she took genuine pleasure in growing, btw) which ianthe proceeded to gild. NOBODY IS DOING IT LIKE THEM.

old harryanthe art i never posted here 🌿

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harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's

(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

and then i started dancing

going forward i will only consume problematic media