Impulse: --was wondering, no, the hermits were not kissing each other. There was no neck kisses from Jimmy, or Joel--
Pearl: (no neck kisses--)
Gem: I don't know, you and Skizz seemed really close--
Impulse: --well, Joel didn't make it--
Pearl: oh. Oh. Gem's seen some things--
Impulse: Uh, there is a really, really cool picture--I said cool, cause I almost said cute--of me and Skizz looking at the eclipse--
Gem: oh, please post that!
Impulse: --next to each other--have you seen that one? Do you think that one's okay?
Gem: Please post it, yeah yeah yeah--
Pearl: you post it.
Impulse: Okay, yeah, that was a good one--
Gem: You should post it.
Impulse: It was uh, him and me, side by side, just staring up at the sun, it was--it was actually pretty cool
Gem: It looks like an album cover.
Impulse: Yeah. It could be, it could be. Ah, such a good time, such a good time.
thoughts about the new helluva boss short: Hells Belles
I love these two so much and I love that Sallie Mae is getting more screen time it’s awesome
Also Sallie Rocks that outfit, and then together as sisters are so cool
Also, small theory, I think the reason why Sallie Mae was triggered when she said Sal is because that was her name before she transitioned to female. I have a feeling that that’s the case since she’s canonically trans.
It's really funny to me how Joel has just been sitting in his corner building cool structures and talking to himself, and meanwhile all the hermits are one by one falling head over heels obsessed with him
Iskall just bought a whole stack of Joel stamps at the post office
watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet
following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)
So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet
Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list
(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)
"Joel is obsessed with Etho" "Etho is obsessed with Joel" Yes, but- I wanna talk about Iskall. This man bought SIXTY-FOUR. A FULL. STACK. Of Joel stamps. And sent him not one, not two, not three, but four packages, with messages that all end with "x", aka "kisses", to Joel the same episode he got his mailbox. He also sent a ghast tear named "My tear of happiness" with a piece of paper that said "For you x"
Pearls reaction to it too:
Transcript:
Pearl: "(Sixteen) -diamonds? I think that's correct."
Iskall: (Overlapped) "That is correct."
Iskall: "Yup"
Pearl: "I believe so, unless I'm completely wrong."
Iskall: "Here you go!"
Pearl: "Oh my gosh, look at that! Ohh, beautiful sixteen diamonds!"
Iskall: "Yeah!"
Pearl: "Did you just-? Hang on, did you just buy six- Oh my gosh, Iskall!"
Iskall: "Okay, well I'm off!"
Pearl: "Not gonna say anything, you enjoy your newfound obsession!"