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All Of The Above - rated T, ~4100 words
Crowley arrives for an outing to the Ritz, only to find Aziraphale all in a pother about an overdue Heavenly re-certification exam. What’s a demon to do but come to his angel’s aid? Industrial-volume drinking, close calls and confessions ensue.
Unabashed, s2-defiant getting-together fluff.
“Fill in the halo beside your answer completely, using blue or black gallnuts –” Crowley skimmed down the Directions page. “Sounds rude.”
“They really haven’t moved with the times. I just use a good Waterman.”
“Do not compare answers with your colleagues – to avoid cheating, no two of the Host will receive the same randomly generated test –”
“That’s new. I suppose they’ve upgraded the technology.”
“ – submit all answer sheets, in the proper order, by midnight of the deadline date – Right, let’s get the worst of it over with then.” Crowley pulled a wafer-thin, refracting disc out of a slot in the folder and spun it like a Frisbee into the space between them, where it continued to rotate until a holographic image of Gabriel, in all his lavender magnificence, appeared suspended in mid-air, semi-transparently visible from the chest up.
“Archangels, Seraphim and Cherubim; Thrones, Dominions and Virtues; Powers and –” he cleared his throat. “Principalities. Welcome to this year’s training module."
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Anonymous asked:
👋💖💖💖
🥳🥳🥳
Give me coffee or give me death ✅️
Brown's world of carpets✅️
the Small Back room✅️
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YAY! Teamwork!!! Thank you all! :D
👋💖💖💖
🫴☕️☠️
🤎🌍🧺
🤏🧎♀️🏠(hint: 🎶)
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((sorry for the absence. hope you're doing okay!<3))
CODES AND CIPHERS NONNY!!!
Glad to see you around!! Hope you have been well yourself!!!
Let's see if I can figure this out!!! It took me WAY too long to realize you sent this to my Good Omens blog and now I think I can figure out the Cipher, LOL. Let's see....
First one: Give Me Coffee or Give me Death
Second one: I know it's referencing the Antichrist but not sure which phrase it is LOL
Third one: Tiny Kneeling House?, but the clue is that it's a song... Hmm...Good Omens related, so it might be a Queen song??? AAAAHHH I dunnooooooo!!!!!
I love these though Nonny, I missed them!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh I hope I'm close on the last two??
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That was a class A surreptitious half a miracle. No one will have noticed a thing.
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gaytoddanderson said: brown's world of carpets i think
and the small back room
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OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO SMART. Of course. Yes. Nonny, i'm going with what they said for the other two!!!
👋💖💖💖
🫴☕️☠️
🤎🌍🧺
🤏🧎♀️🏠(hint: 🎶)
🤟
((sorry for the absence. hope you're doing okay!<3))
CODES AND CIPHERS NONNY!!!
Glad to see you around!! Hope you have been well yourself!!!
Let's see if I can figure this out!!! It took me WAY too long to realize you sent this to my Good Omens blog and now I think I can figure out the Cipher, LOL. Let's see....
First one: Give Me Coffee or Give me Death
Second one: I know it's referencing the Antichrist but not sure which phrase it is LOL
Third one: Tiny Kneeling House?, but the clue is that it's a song... Hmm...Good Omens related, so it might be a Queen song??? AAAAHHH I dunnooooooo!!!!!
I love these though Nonny, I missed them!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh I hope I'm close on the last two??
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hints:
🧺 = carpet
🧎♀️= back
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OH GOSH NONNY I think this just made it more confusing HAHAHA. Jesus
Second one... Love world Carpet? Uhhhhh oof this has me so boggled.
Third one, Small Back Home.....? Songggg..... uh.... Frig I'm stumped!!!!
👋💖💖💖
🫴☕️☠️
🤎🌍🧺
🤏🧎♀️🏠(hint: 🎶)
🤟
((sorry for the absence. hope you're doing okay!<3))
CODES AND CIPHERS NONNY!!!
Glad to see you around!! Hope you have been well yourself!!!
Let's see if I can figure this out!!! It took me WAY too long to realize you sent this to my Good Omens blog and now I think I can figure out the Cipher, LOL. Let's see....
First one: Give Me Coffee or Give me Death
Second one: I know it's referencing the Antichrist but not sure which phrase it is LOL
Third one: Tiny Kneeling House?, but the clue is that it's a song... Hmm...Good Omens related, so it might be a Queen song??? AAAAHHH I dunnooooooo!!!!!
I love these though Nonny, I missed them!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh I hope I'm close on the last two??
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Angel & Demon - (2024)
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Ceremony - rated M, ~ 725 words
Inspired by a bit of art by @mielpetite on their patre0n, which I'll link if it's generally released!
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“Do hold still, dear. One doesn’t want to stain the tablecloth.”
“You want me to. Ng. Hold still, stop… doing that.”
“Nantaimori is a celebration of both victory – which I think I can fairly say we have earned – and of beauty – of artfully prepared food, and of the human body. I am admiring the one before enjoying the other.”
“ ‘M’not – ah – human.” Crowley’s breath trembled with the control required to avoid disturbing the collation displayed on his torso. A morsel of salmon nigiri below the arc of each collarbone, the glistening deep coral of the fish echoing the touch of light on the springy thatch that spread across his chest; a single pressed mackerel oshizushi at his breastbone, the black-over-white of the nori-wrapped rice block like a bit of formal dress; colourful temari balls, topped with miniature collages of seaweed and egg and radish and arranged just below the dark knots of his nipples. A row of hosomaki, like Brighton Rock made of nori and rice, perched in file above the sharp projection of each hipbone, their centres little jewels of cucumber and tuna and plum.
Aziraphale’s hand rested on his thigh, fingertips a ghosting touch at the hollow of his groin.
‘You are wearing a human corporation, dear. Which I for one find particularly… edifying. Oh, my, who would have thought this would… affect you so."
“Edify you.”
“In good time, I’m sure. That’s it, just breathe yourself down. I think… hm, yes, an orderly progression is the best. It’s customary to use chopsticks for this presentation – the inlaid ones, I think – “ Crowley suppressed a startled twitch as the points of lacquered wood ohashi traced a twin path below his right collarbone. The slight weight of the nigiri lifted from his skin, leaving a faint moist spot that for moment nearly overwhelmed his senses, nerve endings rioting in his enforced repose.
“Ambrosial. Just the touch of a light shoyu, a particle of wasabi, enough to tantalize… perhaps a sliver of ginger gari with the other. It’s like a bit of frosted glass. Oh, look at you. There’s only one bit of you that can move. A glorious sight.”
Crowley whined faintly as the blunt tip of the chopsticks grazed the corona of hair around his nipple, lifting away the first of the little temari sculptures.
“Almost too pretty to eat. But then, this is also a celebration of the brevity of beauty, the importance of the moment. And your beauty…” Another brush; a struggle not to arch his back, to ask for more touch. “It endures. Through all your forms, in all the eras. I’m often given to contemplation of it.”
The single, formal briquet of oshi plucked from his breastbone. A short silence, broken by the soft hum of the angel’s enjoyment, a sound that drew a deep, low groan from Crowley in answer.
“Dear, you can stay the course. One isn't to rush. After everything else we’ve done…”
The sharp intake of breath as the chopsticks brushed his belly, a seismic tremor that he barely suppressed.
“Oh, you’re doing so well… I know you’re longing to be touched. Patience. You’re so beautiful like this. It’s very distracting, but one is to focus on the moment – mm. The pickled plum. That little bit of fire from the wasabi radish – like you, sweet and fiery – do you know there is also a custom of discarding the chopsticks completely? A full appreciation of the perfectly imperfect body, the fleeting moment – “ Soft lips brushed the peak of Crowley’s hipbone, closed over the cucumber maki poised there. There was no help for it; his neck arched with a little strangled sob.
“Almost done, dear. You’re doing swimmingly. The last of the yellowtail – nearest the centre –” The brush of lips again, ruffling the coiling hairs that spread out from the base of his belly, so close.
“Superb. How are you doing, my love?”
Answer seemed impossible. Only breath, trembling down into the depths of his corporation and out again, each a fleeting moment in time, each a prayer.
“So very lovely. Stay like that, my darling, exactly like that… You know the rule of the ceremony.” The brief gurgle of green tea into a dainty cup, the hum of appreciation as Aziraphale cleansed his palate. “There’s still something left here, something exquisite. And you’re not to move until the repast is complete.”
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👋💖💖💖
🫴☕️☠️
🤎🌍🧺
🤏🧎♀️🏠(hint: 🎶)
🤟
((sorry for the absence. hope you're doing okay!<3))
CODES AND CIPHERS NONNY!!!
Glad to see you around!! Hope you have been well yourself!!!
Let's see if I can figure this out!!! It took me WAY too long to realize you sent this to my Good Omens blog and now I think I can figure out the Cipher, LOL. Let's see....
First one: Give Me Coffee or Give me Death
Second one: I know it's referencing the Antichrist but not sure which phrase it is LOL
Third one: Tiny Kneeling House?, but the clue is that it's a song... Hmm...Good Omens related, so it might be a Queen song??? AAAAHHH I dunnooooooo!!!!!
I love these though Nonny, I missed them!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh I hope I'm close on the last two??
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final fifteen this, ineffable divorce that
i'm still in that special moment when Crowley suggested Muriel better be out of the bookshop, because he thinks they'll need a little Us time, followed by the urgency of you need to go. sorry?? this behaviour doesn't come from someone who's insecure about being rejected, or having doubts on where they stand. he was fully expecting everything to go swimmingly after his confession and preparing for no. damn. interruptions. next. with hhhmrhrm the dual energy of a spouse who can't get a break with the kids running round the house AND a newlywed ten minutes into the first day of honeymoon. girl was actually insane for this
#i love dying#go mini meta#the final fifteen#stab me in the face with a fork#aziraphale and crowley's relationship arc#pining crowley
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Good Omens | 2.01 Chapter 1: The Arrival
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Good Omens Dance series
France Part 1 /2
Part one of two of the French version :D
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On the road to Season 3 - Day 97
Aziraphale's expressions when Crowley lies to Shax are hilarious!
Master post : here
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GOOD OMENS (2019-) | 2.06 'Every Day'
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We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us.
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#and in that moment, aziraphale wanted to climb crowley like a tree
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It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them
- Agatha Christie
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Concept art of the final scene of Episode 2 S2 by Louis Ralph :) ❤ called 'Lonely place' with description: Prominent use of greyish, muddy colours to reflect Aziraphale's crisis of conscience. He's not exactly on the side of Heaven anymore, it's more complicated, and lonelier than that.
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